crack induced voodo curses

[Murasaki eyeliner]

last week i had a rarther bizzar conversation with my best mate about old school voodo curses,after about half an hour of noodle induced sillyness we came to the conclusion that there arnt enough of them! so we started making up our own,

has anyone else got any ideas for curses?,if u have pleeaaase post them
if you've got a curse for anyone inparticular even better

here's my best one :

may the spirit of my insane cat rise rise and crawl upon your head,were it will piss on you,the next moring you will wake up bald!

[Tumor]

That sounds more like Arabian curses. Reminds me of "My the fleas of one thousand camels infest your mother's crotch."

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

LULZ camel fleas

[ThreeEyesOni]

"May your stomach never settle, your bowls never truely be empty, and your sphincter never close again."

Off the top of my head. I think that's a plenty visual enough curse to make someone take pause. :P