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03-13-2008, 08:38 PM
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Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years
I'm not really even sure what to say about this
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html
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WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.
Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
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03-13-2008, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Zipster did a vid about this, lol. Man, 2 years? Meh... ONLY IN AMERICA!
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03-13-2008, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Weird.
VERY weird.
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03-14-2008, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Wow, I usually give up on it after 20 minutes, but hey, some people are stubborn.
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03-14-2008, 05:29 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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That must have been the largest crap ever. Maybe they should ring Switzerland.
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03-14-2008, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I would hate to see what would have happened if she ever clogged the toilet.
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03-14-2008, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Under the clouds.
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What the fuck...0_o
What the hell was she eating the whole two years!?
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03-15-2008, 03:17 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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It must have been that lady who was in the public toilet I was waiting to use recently. I finally just gave up and held it.
Seriously, though. When Japanese people go into a toilet, they don't come back out. I don't know where they go, but I suspect that this is connected with the population decline here.
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03-15-2008, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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WTF?
What in the name of hell kept her in the toilet for 2 years?
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03-15-2008, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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She must have a mental affliction. A while back there was an American couple charged with child endangerment because their morbidly obese teenage daughter was found on her stomach, nude, in the living room with feces still stuck in the crack of her ass. She simply lay there constantly in front of the TV and they just fed her.
While searching the net for articles about the incident so I could post them here, I found this...interesting...site:
http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques...remendous.html
Some of the blog entries from people are pretty damn funny!
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03-15-2008, 11:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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She must have had something wrong with her head. She'll probably have to have some serious plastic surgery to take the toilet-seat-shape out....
As for the how-to-flush-big-poo article, I'm just glad I don't have to deal with that.
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03-16-2008, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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What a couple of freaking weirdoes, man!
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03-23-2008, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Behind you.
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That's odd.
Dedicated boyfriend, to bring her food + water and ask her to come out every day for two years.
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03-24-2008, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
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That is actually insane.
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03-24-2008, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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My god! I feel kind of sorry for her,and a bit pissed at her boyfriend. He should have acted much sooner. I wonder what finally snapped and made someone call the authorities.
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