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Old 02-14-2008, 11:25 PM   #1
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Lisa the GEEP

How a night of passion between a sheep and a goat led to Lisa the GEEP

Leaping into the air, she looks like something from the funny farm.

But this curious creature is making scientists do a double-take. Meet Lisa the geep... a cross between a goat and a sheep.

She was born after an unscheduled amorous encounter on the farm of Klaus Exsternbrink, in Schwerte, in northern Germany's Ruhr Valley. One of his young billy goats leapt over a fence and had a passionate liaison with a ewe.

The result a month ago was Lisa - resembling a lamb in shape and stature, but with the colouring and agile back legs of a goat.

Her mother seems unfazed by her unusual offspring and has raised her happily so far.

Now Lisa is booked into a specialist animal medical school in Hanover for genetic tests to determine her hybrid status. "These whims of nature are extremely rare," said the school's Professor Karl-Heinz Waldmann.

"But goats are known for their strong sex drive."

So far, it's unclear whether the geep will produce the milk of a goat or a sheep - but the farmer thinks it will be drinkable. "We will find out what the milk and cheese tastes like in the autumn," he said.

Sadly, however, Lisa won't be basking in a proud paternal gaze down on the farm. Two goats were recently slaughtered there and Mr Exsternbrink is unsure which was which. "But one of them was Lisa's father."


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Old 02-15-2008, 07:56 AM   #2
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lol.......that's kind of cute. Looks like more is possible as one would expect. Hm....what would happen I wonder if I leave my cat and the neighbour's dog alone in a room.......*wanders of thoughtfully*
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:04 AM   #3
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Oh, how cute!
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:18 AM   #4
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wow, THAT just throws several Biblical references right on their ear.... gives "separating the sheep from the goats" a whole new meaning....
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:21 AM   #5
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Heh heh. It brings to mind all sorts of clever religious allegories. XD
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:42 AM   #6
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This isn't surprising. It is, however, really cool.

A mule is a cross-breed of donkey and horse. They're also sterile, so more geeps through a progressive breeding process is unlikely.
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:36 PM   #7
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I want one! Somebody get me a geep!
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Old 02-16-2008, 09:14 PM   #8
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I'd still rather have a cabbit.
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Old 02-17-2008, 05:35 AM   #9
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I'd still rather have a cabbit.
A cabbage crossed with a rabbit?
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Old 02-17-2008, 06:52 PM   #10
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That would be rabbage. Cabbit = kitty + bunny.
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