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12-08-2005, 08:54 PM
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#326
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Hehehe, nicely put.
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12-09-2005, 03:01 PM
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#327
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
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i love getting my neck kissed and i like kissing necks 
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12-10-2005, 07:30 AM
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#328
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by Santarea
Duh. Ears.
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Yeah, got that reference right away. And I get that it's often necessary if you want him/her to get you "there." Although I've always come to an agreement with those ladies who have tried the technique with me: "Let go of my ears and I'll stay wherever you want for as long as you want."
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Related thought: I've heard some pretty funny conversations between women discussing their boyfriends and that "Kilroy was here" stare as they're looking up from down there.
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12-10-2005, 01:39 PM
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#329
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Ha! That's a hell of an image. I'll be conscious of that next time I'm going down on a girl.
Necks are hot. When I'm having sex I can't help biting, ears, necks, whatever. I love having my ears licked, it's the most bizarre turn on.
In response to the earlier discussion of the girls about their boys shaving their faces: My ex used to get really ticklish if I went down on her if I hadn't shaved. I went months resisting growing a beard before we broke up just so I didn't have to miss out (if it tickled too much or scratched, I wasn't allowed)
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12-10-2005, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Okay, while we're on the subject ...
anyone else try it with a little piece of alka-seltzer on the tongue? Or alternating between taking sips of hot and cold beverages? Or while humming very loudly (vibration)?
My girlfriends have all liked those techniques.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-10-2005, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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Oh honey...pop rocks are the best. I've never had any complaints with that one! OR a Halls. (cough drop)
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12-10-2005, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
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lipton makes a great tea now, it comes with ecinacea in it and has different herbs for sore throats....plus honey so it doesnt taste as disgusting as it sounds.
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12-10-2005, 09:33 PM
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#333
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
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no no no....i was just making a general statement..not intended for dirty/kinky use.
just a comment....random, un-sexual comment.
unless you deep throat the guy and he's big . . .then it could be helpful. :-D
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12-10-2005, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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You gotta keep your neck straight...that's the key...like a sword swallower. *giggles*
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12-10-2005, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
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oh thats dirty. *makes mental note*
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12-10-2005, 09:47 PM
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#336
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
Posts: 274
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I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
*runs tongue across teeth*
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12-10-2005, 10:07 PM
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#337
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ooh! Pop Rocks, Halls and Pepermint Tea! Thank you MedicGirl and Xng.
And thank you in advance on behalf of my girlfriend ... cause I know she's gonna love all of them!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-10-2005, 10:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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LOL anytime.
Another hint: KEEP YOUR HANDS BUSY AT ALL TIMES!
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12-10-2005, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 150
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Any more hints?
I tried the poprocks once. She really wanted to try it, but she ended up with a few big bangs that apparently hurt a bit. Then someone mentioned to us that we should be careful with sugar in the vagina...I don't remember why. I don't know if you can get some strange sugar infection in the vag or what.
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12-10-2005, 11:21 PM
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#340
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Wow, I'm learning some great things here. Keep talking everyone.
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12-10-2005, 11:27 PM
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#341
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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Yeah you gotta be careful with ANY foriegn substance in the vagina. Take pop rocks for example...make sure you're only getting in on the outside...as in wash before intercourse. It's not just a "sugar infection"...it's about throwing off the natural balance of fluids.
Also the risk of something getting "lost" or floating around "up there".
One more thing...if pop rocks was too...er...poppy for her...try an altoids. ....take a few licks...then blow. You'll like the result.
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12-10-2005, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Wow, that whole post was really, really hot for some reason. *twitch*
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12-10-2005, 11:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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In through your nose, out through your mouth, buddy....
you gotta breath!
In through your nose, out through your mouth. *giggles*
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12-11-2005, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
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Only because it's 3 AM and I'm bored....
*sings*
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX, BABY!
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU. AND. ME!
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12-11-2005, 02:22 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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If you visit a local toy shop they sell a product called Sex Rocks... *smiles* definitely does the job. I still have yet to find a palatable brand of flavored warming oil though, although it feels amazing... it tastes like ass.
Perhaps I should re-word that...
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12-11-2005, 09:32 AM
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#346
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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that is always most entertaining
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12-11-2005, 09:45 AM
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Worth it enough to give it a try, at least once. *my two cents*
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12-11-2005, 09:48 AM
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#348
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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My best friend bought some. I'll ask him and his girlfriend if it was worth it. Howzat?
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12-11-2005, 09:49 AM
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#349
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I actucally found no difference between the regular ones, and the ribbed ones. But thats just me.
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12-11-2005, 09:52 AM
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#350
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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No problem. But whats really fun is the glow-in-the-dark condoms.
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