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01-18-2012, 05:06 PM
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#251
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?
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01-18-2012, 10:57 PM
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#252
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Detroit, Michigan USA
Posts: 102
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I find the idea of non-existence liberating and fascinating so from my viewpoint eternal life seems vain.
I think being a Highlander style immortal would be cool because I like swords and super healing. Also I would not want to live forever in some grotesque mutilated state and the highlander cannon solves that neatly with the idea of severed head = death.
Vampire immortality....if I were a vampire I'd have a real issue initially with having to kill to live. But I would love the idea of being able to 'go into the ground' for long periods of hibernation. Hibernation is another idea I find fascinating and liberating.
I read the first post and decided nothing I wrote could be dumber. So I decided to nerd out.
And all hail the hypnotoad.
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01-19-2012, 12:36 PM
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#253
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...
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01-19-2012, 01:14 PM
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#254
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...
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A thousand times this!
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01-19-2012, 07:26 PM
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#255
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Detroit, Michigan USA
Posts: 102
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Not arguing about the FSM being superior, just don't destroy the temples of the hypnotoad cult...I'm jus saying. *slowly backs out of room*
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01-20-2012, 12:49 AM
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#256
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.
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01-23-2012, 02:36 AM
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#257
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burningplain
In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?
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what heresy have I done?
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01-23-2012, 11:09 PM
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#258
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.
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are you giving a prophecy ?
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01-24-2012, 01:42 AM
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#259
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
Posts: 70
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Originally Posted by pothead
what heresy have I done?
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You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.
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01-24-2012, 10:30 PM
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#260
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by burningplain
You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.
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but there is always forgiveness for heresy
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01-25-2012, 06:11 AM
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#261
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
Posts: 70
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Originally Posted by pothead
but there is always forgiveness for heresy
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For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!
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01-25-2012, 05:31 PM
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#262
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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The God-Emperor of Man is a good deal less forgiving than the King of the Jews.
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01-26-2012, 06:48 AM
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#263
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burningplain
For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!
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so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?
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01-26-2012, 07:41 AM
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#264
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Originally Posted by pothead
so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?
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Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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01-26-2012, 09:27 PM
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#266
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Elystan
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I curse your God
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01-26-2012, 09:48 PM
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#267
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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And I curse yours. FSM is where it's at.
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01-27-2012, 02:09 AM
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#268
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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I curse you all it's all about party god... or some other god I haven't found/thought up yet.
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01-27-2012, 10:19 AM
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#269
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Originally Posted by pothead
I curse your God
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Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful
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01-27-2012, 11:09 AM
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#270
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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In the name of the father son and holy spirit I exorcise you, pothead, demon, from these forums*shakes holy water onto you*
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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01-29-2012, 01:03 AM
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#271
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Elystan
Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful
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do you even have a God?
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01-29-2012, 08:31 AM
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#272
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
Posts: 70
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The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.
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01-31-2012, 06:46 AM
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#273
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burningplain
The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.
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the bible says condemn not and you won't be condemned, I follow Jesus as God
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01-31-2012, 12:36 PM
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#274
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster
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01-31-2012, 12:56 PM
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#275
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster
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Divinity is not a democratic process, you can't "vote" for gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster as the only true deity condems you for thinking such folly!
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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