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03-06-2012, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Morpheus13
Wouldn't that be technically spreading a false religion? Seems to me like Jesus wouldn't be too happy about that. I'm pretty sure that the birds have their own gods to worship. Or they might be interested in converting to a new religion. I don't know. I've never asked.
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to the birds doesn't count as spreading because it's not person to person
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03-06-2012, 11:16 PM
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#327
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remember Jesus was buried in a tomb for three days
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03-07-2012, 12:07 AM
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#328
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Originally Posted by pothead
remember Jesus was buried in a tomb for three days
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pothead, we've already gone over this. They tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn. That and you're still a false prophet who refuses to dedicate the Sacred Birdhouse to the mighty FSM, and refuses to believe that birds don't talk to each other. Everybody knows they do... except you. I hope you get your eyes pecked out by the birds you will (and already have) offended.
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03-08-2012, 04:21 AM
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#329
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Pothead! Your only chance of salvation is creating a soup kitchen where you serve only spaghetti!!
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03-25-2012, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Pothead! Your only chance of salvation is creating a soup kitchen where you serve only spaghetti!!
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you know it's strange but I worked in a soup kitchen before, and also a homeless shelter . but anyways I think I will pass , thanks but no thanks
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03-25-2012, 10:22 PM
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#331
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
pothead, we've already gone over this. They tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn. That and you're still a false prophet who refuses to dedicate the Sacred Birdhouse to the mighty FSM, and refuses to believe that birds don't talk to each other. Everybody knows they do... except you. I hope you get your eyes pecked out by the birds you will (and already have) offended.
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oh well think what ever you want to think, I still do not like fsm
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03-25-2012, 11:20 PM
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#332
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Pothead! I thought you had died from an overdose and left us!
You can still repent and join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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03-25-2012, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Pothead! I thought you had died from an overdose and left us!
You can still repent and join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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We could only hope... it's been a couple weeks since this thread saw action. I was hoping something had happened.
But as TR was saying, there is still time to REPENT and join the Church of the FSM!
I'd also like to see a picture your completed birdhouse.
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03-26-2012, 01:36 AM
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I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
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03-26-2012, 02:20 AM
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He DID just show signs of life, so that must mean his god is fictional. Otherwise, he surely would have struck him down.
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03-26-2012, 01:41 PM
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#336
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
He DID just show signs of life, so that must mean his god is fictional. Otherwise, he surely would have struck him down.
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very funny me dying, of overdose, and me dying by getting stuck down by God, which happened ? make up your mind?
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03-26-2012, 01:44 PM
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#337
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
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well actually I built two bird houses lately and am going to build another one, and I thought it stupid for the birds to worship fsm, so I dedicated it to the global warming hoax cause
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03-26-2012, 02:06 PM
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#338
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Why is this thread still here?
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03-26-2012, 09:32 PM
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#339
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Originally Posted by AshleyO
Why is this thread still here?
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why not??????????????
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03-26-2012, 11:22 PM
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#340
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I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
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"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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03-26-2012, 11:52 PM
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#341
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
well actually I built two bird houses lately and am going to build another one, and I thought it stupid for the birds to worship fsm, so I dedicated it to the global warming hoax cause
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You're dedicating it to Al Gore?! HERETIC! LUNATIC! OTHER THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK!!!
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03-27-2012, 08:51 AM
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#342
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by pothead
very funny me dying, of overdose, and me dying by getting stuck down by God, which happened ? make up your mind?
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I said I thought you might have overdosed since you were away for so long. Your returning obviously meant that you did not.
And as for being struck down by your god, my point just was that if he existed, he would have struck you down for betraying him.
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03-27-2012, 01:44 PM
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#343
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
You're dedicating it to Al Gore?! HERETIC! LUNATIC! OTHER THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK!!!
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yeah why not the left worships him like a God?
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03-27-2012, 02:13 PM
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#344
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Thou shalt not worship other gods than Abraham's god. Thou hast betrayed thy god, and as such thou hast fallen from his grace!
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03-27-2012, 07:38 PM
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#345
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Thou shalt not worship other gods than Abraham's god. Thou hast betrayed thy god, and as such thou hast fallen from his grace!
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I never said I worship him like a God, I said the left worships him like a God, there now I ave not betrayed anything or anyone
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03-27-2012, 11:28 PM
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#346
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyO
ಠ_ಠ
I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
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oh really ? maybe thats what I want you to think
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03-28-2012, 06:50 PM
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#347
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
I think the FSM bird house was finished and his god struck him down as he was tying it to a tree.
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actually fsm stuck me down for not finishing it...lol jk
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03-28-2012, 11:50 PM
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#348
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Thou shalt not worship other gods than Abraham's god. Thou hast betrayed thy god, and as such thou hast fallen from his grace!
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why didn't you reply back to me?
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03-29-2012, 02:14 PM
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#349
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyO
ಠ_ಠ
I think by now, between Desp, Alan, and myself; we've stripped away any meaningful veracity from the Jesus narrative. If you go back and read just about any religious argument on this site, you'd see that. Of course, our well reasoned and salient arguments and criticisms are simply a test of your faith obviously. Go and read the past threads. If for any reason you feel the cognitive dissonance weighing too heavily on your mind, you can always pray about it. I'm sure you'll find just about any kind of coincidental event no matter how small to be sufficient enough for your confirmation bias.
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think again , because you haven't
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03-29-2012, 03:06 PM
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#350
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Hey pothead what's up, still a fan.
Question for you brah, is there space in heaven for psychos?
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