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03-29-2012, 06:34 PM
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#351
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
Hey pothead what's up, still a fan.
Question for you brah, is there space in heaven for psychos?
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there is space for everyone in heaven including you, still a fan of what?
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03-29-2012, 11:03 PM
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#352
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Remember Jesus was buried in a tomb for three days
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03-30-2012, 01:20 PM
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#353
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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so should I build a dog house for fsm anyone cre to comment ?
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03-30-2012, 03:08 PM
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#354
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Originally Posted by pothead
there is space for everyone in heaven including you, still a fan of what?
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Your calm consistency.
Jesus forgives all those who truly repent, yes? Must one first be truly sorry to truly repent?
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03-31-2012, 02:31 AM
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#355
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
Your calm consistency.
Jesus forgives all those who truly repent, yes? Must one first be truly sorry to truly repent?
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some people are not truly sorry before they repent I don't read where you have to, be anywhere, but repenting is as easy as saying I repent, so won't you repent in praying or saying out loud the prayer of repentance ? or the sinners prayer which is the same thing, it is also called the prayer of salvation
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03-31-2012, 03:16 AM
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#356
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
why didn't you reply back to me?
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Because I have other things to do than browse gothic.net all day.
Let me reply now then:
You agreed to build a birdhouse of worship for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and as such, you have betrayed your own god. You are damned to eternity in his hell unless you convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster right away.
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03-31-2012, 03:31 PM
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#357
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
repenting is as easy as saying I repent
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This right here, this is why christianity is so wack but so popular.
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03-31-2012, 06:05 PM
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#358
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Because I have other things to do than browse gothic.net all day.
Let me reply now then:
You agreed to build a birdhouse of worship for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and as such, you have betrayed your own god. You are damned to eternity in his hell unless you convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster right away.
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I don't think so, will you build a bird house for Jesus?
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03-31-2012, 06:06 PM
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#359
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
This right here, this is why christianity is so wack but so popular.
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well it is true a lot of people do feel sorry though, but as long as you say I repent then that means you repented
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03-31-2012, 09:53 PM
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#360
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
This right here, this is why christianity is so wack but so popular.
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why do you say that, you know the goths were mainly christian, look up christian goths and find this out online
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04-01-2012, 07:01 AM
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#361
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I don't think so, will you build a bird house for Jesus?
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No, but you already agreed.
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04-01-2012, 11:24 AM
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#362
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
No, but you already agreed.
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yeah but I didn't agree to worship fsm, all I did was agreed to build a bird house for him
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04-01-2012, 12:04 PM
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#363
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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You have built false places of worship in the eyes of your god. This makes you a sinner of great magnitude.
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04-01-2012, 11:05 PM
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#364
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
You have built false places of worship in the eyes of your god. This makes you a sinner of great magnitude.
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we are all sinners even you, so?
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04-01-2012, 11:05 PM
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#365
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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The difference between you and me is that I don't believe in your fairy tales, nor do I believe in Hell.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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04-02-2012, 01:34 PM
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#366
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
The difference between you and me is that I don't believe in your fairy tales, nor do I believe in Hell.
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thing is you will one day but it will be to late, but it's sad but they are not fairy tales , so how is fsm treating you these days?
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04-03-2012, 05:37 AM
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#367
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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He is treating me really well actually, he is fairly more real than your fairytale characters
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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04-03-2012, 01:57 PM
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#368
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
He is treating me really well actually, he is fairly more real than your fairytale characters
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did he really die for you? i think he is still dead
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04-03-2012, 02:15 PM
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#369
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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The flying spaghetti monster gives fully every day to those who believe. Even for those who don't believe. Just look at all the pasta the world eats!
Way more filling than a wafer and a sip of wine.
The gifts of the FSM can fill all bellies! And you don't even have to be a good person or believe in order for it to work.
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04-04-2012, 02:18 AM
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#370
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyO
The flying spaghetti monster gives fully every day to those who believe. Even for those who don't believe. Just look at all the pasta the world eats!
Way more filling than a wafer and a sip of wine.
The gifts of the FSM can fill all bellies! And you don't even have to be a good person or believe in order for it to work.
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then why is there still hunger if the fsm can fill all bellies?
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04-04-2012, 12:16 PM
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#371
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Because while he can fill all bellies, he wants to act through people so that he will not directly interfere with mortal fate.
Why has your god not filled all bellies when he can rain manna from the skies?
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
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04-04-2012, 12:42 PM
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#372
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Because while he can fill all bellies, he wants to act through people so that he will not directly interfere with mortal fate.
Why has your god not filled all bellies when he can rain manna from the skies?
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because he gives the bread of life now to anyone who wants it and this bread once you eat you will not get hungry ever again
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04-04-2012, 12:53 PM
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#373
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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I am fairly certain that the starving children of Africa wants this bread of life that makes sure you never feel hunger again, yet I don't see them receiving it......
Your argument is respectless bullshit.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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04-05-2012, 03:31 PM
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#374
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
I am fairly certain that the starving children of Africa wants this bread of life that makes sure you never feel hunger again, yet I don't see them receiving it......
Your argument is respectless bullshit.
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thats why there are evangelist feeding the children in africa
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04-05-2012, 03:55 PM
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#375
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Ah, but that is not this magical bread that keeps their bellies full forever. Nor is it anywhere NEAR all of the starving people who are fed.
So your own argument has just undermined your religion.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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