Hey gnet!

[Acharis]

"NOT BEST ENOUGH FOOLS!"

*teat stomps menacingly towards the couple, priming the funk guns*

[Molster]

Peers upwards towards the light wailing "Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeee pleeeeease!"

[ape descendant]

*Pulls a large super-soaker out from hehind her back and aims steadily at Acharis.*

"This contains a solution of spirit gum and glitter, think wisely about what you want to do with that funk of yours."

*Narrows her eyes*

[Molster]

trys jumping out of the trap but fails dismally

[BourbonBoy]

*Grabs Ape Descendant, throws her on his shoulders before running and hopping over the trap Molster's in*

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE APE! OPEN FIRE!!!!!1!!1!"

[Molster]

Curls up into a ball in the trap sobbing uncontrollably

[BourbonBoy]

*tosses rope behind him. The rope slides to the edge of the trap*

Errr, verdamdt!

[Molster]

Leaps up enthusiastically trying to reach the rope but to no avail...

[Acharis]

*Wobbles like jelly, spraying black ink towards the fleeing pair and the trap*
*strong waves of it wash along the ground*

I'm mixing you all a funkshake.

*it reaches the edge of the trap!*

[ape descendant]

*opens fire, covering all involved with an impossibly sticky shower of the brightest and most annoying of glitters*

"I warned you of the dangers of releasing the funk. Even with the aid of spirit gum remover, the glitter shall follow you, for it is the glitter of the accursed. Cease your funkiness or I shall be forced to break out the Jazz hands of Despair!"

[Acharis]

*thick oily funk drains into the trap, filling it and buoying Molster slowly up towards escape. She is fully coated and you can't see what's happening beneath the funk...*

OHHHHH I'VE BEEN RUMBLED! I'm meeeltttt-

Psych.

I am fabulous.

[ape descendant]

*whispers* "The funk..." *goes limp on BB's shoulders*

[Acharis]

*twirls and blinding beams pierce the air*

[BourbonBoy]

"Well scheize!"

*Ducks and weaves*

"Wake up Ape before I spank you with my crop again!!!!1!12!"

[Rats]

*farts maliciously and kills everyone* :P

[BourbonBoy]

*places urine covered cloth over Ape Decendent's face and my own*

*(muffled)* "You'll never get me ratsy!"

[Acharis]

*is knocked back by the blast but nose is clogged with spirit gum*
Lordy, what's going on in here?

*waves arms to find way through the sudden thick green miasma*... Wow. It reminds me of the smoke machines in the clubs. (Are we in a club?)

*advances twinkling faintly through the mist and grabs... SOMEONE*

[ape descendant]

*pretends she is still unconscious, desperately hoping for a spanking*

[Acharis]

*rubs handteats over head of captured human*

Who is this? What's happened to them?

[BourbonBoy]

*Tries to peer through the smoke and can barely see the glitter in the smoke, reminds him of lovely evening skies over the Rockies*

"Gonna have to use the paddle first than the crop!"

*whips out the studded paddle for such an occasion*http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ma...a25o0&pid=15.1

"I also brought some appropriate tunes for this!"

https://youtu.be/aMICD3aMZpw

[Acharis]

*hears distorted slapping and jungle drums interspersed with giggles and shrieks* *drops the rapidly mutating Molster*

A LADY IS IN TROUBLE! The beast! Fear not Ape, I will save you from this brutal mistreatment!

*rolls thunderously over innocent people towards the source of the noise, and in a rapid pattering of teats tries to scoop Ape away from BB*

[ape descendant]

*peeks and tries desperately to hide a wicked grin*

[BourbonBoy]

*Ducks at the last second and watches Acharis pass them by*

"Not now Ape, I'll have to save the hot pokers, whips and whoa!"

*Legs get caught in the strap to the super-soaker*

[Murder.Of.Crows]

*walks into the scene to wave a cheery hello. Then sees all the crazy shenanigans.*

"Nope"

*quickly turns around and walks off scene

[Rats]

* plays Justin Beiber*
Muahahaha!!!!