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01-31-2012, 02:45 PM
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#276
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Originally Posted by pothead
do you even have a God?
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I do not 123
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01-31-2012, 11:51 PM
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#277
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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02-02-2012, 05:34 PM
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#278
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
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u think ur real funny dont you?
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02-02-2012, 11:48 PM
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#279
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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I do indeed.
And you need to work harder.
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02-03-2012, 05:34 PM
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#280
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
I do indeed.
And you need to work harder.
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work harder at what?
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02-03-2012, 05:41 PM
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#281
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 220
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pothead, shut the fuck up and go get high
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02-03-2012, 11:57 PM
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#282
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by pothead
work harder at what?
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Oh, shit... you're from Kentucky. What kind of vodka do you drink?
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02-05-2012, 12:37 AM
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#283
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Divinity is not a democratic process, you can't "vote" for gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster as the only true deity condems you for thinking such folly!
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well I guess since I'm already condemned by the flying xhetti monster then there is no reason for me to believe in him then,, oh well I thought you could like vote him in as a God, oh well woe is me
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02-06-2012, 06:44 AM
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#284
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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There is always redemption if you build a house of worship in His name.
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02-06-2012, 09:09 PM
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#285
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
There is always redemption if you build a house of worship in His name.
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do I have to build it by hand ? what kind of house can it be a bird house that I can put spaghetti in to feed the birds sometime ?can it be a dog house ? what about a doll house ? how big is the flying spaghetti monster?? you know in christianity Gods temple is the believer so that means any person who believes is a house for God, so will you make your body a temple for the flying spaghetti monster ?
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02-06-2012, 09:11 PM
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#286
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Oh, shit... you're from Kentucky. What kind of vodka do you drink?
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I use to drink many different types of vodka but I don't drink much anymore, what kind do you drink I'll have whatever you are having
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02-06-2012, 11:36 PM
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#287
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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No, pothead, I need to know what kind of vodka YOU drink, since you're from Kentucky. Also, how big are your teeth?
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02-07-2012, 09:30 AM
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#288
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
No, pothead, I need to know what kind of vodka YOU drink, since you're from Kentucky. Also, how big are your teeth?
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first of all I'm not from kentucky I am from MI and I just live here for right now, second I drink 1.0.1 vodka, and clear heart vodka, and some other brands too when I want something different, and my teeth are average size I guess maybe a little smaller why??
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02-07-2012, 02:25 PM
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#289
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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A little smaller? Oh, shit. That's a sign.
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02-07-2012, 03:54 PM
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#290
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
A little smaller? Oh, shit. That's a sign.
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a sign of what ?lol
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02-07-2012, 11:46 PM
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#291
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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It's a secret. You know the one... You're from Kentucky! You already know the fucking secret!!!
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02-08-2012, 07:58 AM
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#292
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
do I have to build it by hand ? what kind of house can it be a bird house that I can put spaghetti in to feed the birds sometime ?can it be a dog house ? what about a doll house ? how big is the flying spaghetti monster?? you know in christianity Gods temple is the believer so that means any person who believes is a house for God, so will you make your body a temple for the flying spaghetti monster ?
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The birdhouse sounds like a good idea, that way we can convert another species as well.
If you are ready to be initiated, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will welcome you to His church after you build this Birdhouse of Worship in His name.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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02-08-2012, 04:45 PM
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#293
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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pothead, do you smoke?
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02-09-2012, 10:29 PM
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#294
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Elystan
pothead, do you smoke?
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yes I do smoke
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02-09-2012, 10:30 PM
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#295
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
It's a secret. You know the one... You're from Kentucky! You already know the fucking secret!!!
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I'm not from kentucky I'm from MI
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02-09-2012, 10:34 PM
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#296
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
The birdhouse sounds like a good idea, that way we can convert another species as well.
If you are ready to be initiated, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will welcome you to His church after you build this Birdhouse of Worship in His name.
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well I dono if I want to be welcome in his church but I will build a bird house of worship for him and for the birds to come and eat spaghetti in his name, in fact I already got a bird house built because I build bird houses, and the one I built last year has a nest in it but the babies already grew up, and flew away. so can I build a bird feeder/ house for the flying spaghetti monster, a house that is also a bird feeder ? I already got one built so I can dedicate it to fsm right?
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02-09-2012, 11:47 PM
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#297
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I'm not from kentucky I'm from MI
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But you currently live in Kentucky. That alone makes you privy to that secret.
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02-10-2012, 03:20 PM
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#298
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
But you currently live in Kentucky. That alone makes you privy to that secret.
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well apparently I don't get the secret so tell me?
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02-10-2012, 11:31 PM
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#299
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Don't play dumb... you know and you're not telling.
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02-12-2012, 01:34 PM
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#300
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
well I dono if I want to be welcome in his church but I will build a bird house of worship for him and for the birds to come and eat spaghetti in his name, in fact I already got a bird house built because I build bird houses, and the one I built last year has a nest in it but the babies already grew up, and flew away. so can I build a bird feeder/ house for the flying spaghetti monster, a house that is also a bird feeder ? I already got one built so I can dedicate it to fsm right?
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Yes, if you put a pasta strainer on your head and bless it in His name.
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