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05-06-2010, 08:24 AM
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#476
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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05-06-2010, 11:01 AM
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#477
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I love close-up magic, and I think no one works an audience the way Bill Malone does. In fact, his fellow professional magicians voted him the best at audience patter of anyone in the business.
My third favorite close-up magic trick of all time:
Four Coin Matrix by Bill Malone
My second favorite close-up magic trick of all time:
The Invisible Deck by Bill Malone
My most favorite close-up magic trick of all time:
Sam the Bellhop by Bill Malone
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05-08-2010, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Conan O'Brien visited Google and razzed Google VP Vic Gundotra mercilessly. Really spontaneously witty. Also very funny.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-10-2010, 04:33 PM
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#479
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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I guess it was fun.
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I Like Cheese!
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05-11-2010, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Kenny Strasser aka "K-Strass" convinced 5 different local television stations in the mid-western United States to put him on the air as a yo-yo expert before he was finally exposed. You can see his act come undone in this on air foul-up when he gets his 8 (!) yo-yo's completely tangled up! EPIC FAIL!!!!
Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser Strikes Again - Yo-Yo Master
"I have no muscle memory." Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-11-2010, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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05-12-2010, 12:09 AM
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#482
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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05-14-2010, 12:13 AM
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#483
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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05-17-2010, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Local New Orleans news anchor Michael Hill pulled a "Ron Burgandy" when he asked this highly inappropriate question while on the air live, and it has gone viral on you tube:
NEWS REPORT ON WOMEN RECEIVING THE "G-SHOT" INJECION THAT IMPROVES FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL AND SATISFACTION
Worth 42 seconds of your time. What a dick!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-17-2010, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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"Enjoying the penis a bit more?"
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05-17-2010, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Never let it be said that Dylan's lost his shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22422XodI8
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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05-19-2010, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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05-19-2010, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bat Attack
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For some reason, that link isn't working for me. I did see you posted this one in the other thread:
Grand Tour of the V&A Museum Preview
Was that you in it? That was really actually quite good. When do you think the finished project might be done?
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-19-2010, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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Yes it was that video.
And yes it was me in that video, thank-you!
Well originally, I was going to edit and create the full video, but a lot of people loved the "preview" so I left it as that!
This should be the correct link:
http://www.youtube.com/user/FrankyCh.../2/z0mAsPDvGqA
I've just come back from The Koffin Kats gig, so should be uploading videos from that soon!
XD
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05-19-2010, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bat Attack
I've just come back from The Koffin Kats gig, so should be uploading videos from that soon!
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Fuck yeah! I saw them here in Ottawa not too long ago. Where they still g with the Dreadnoughts?
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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05-19-2010, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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Yer they were awesome! Nah The Voronas, Jimmy & the Destroyers and The Burning Hells were supporting, but I missed the supporting acts because I came later.
I talked to them and stuff, it was cool!
A bit drunk haha!
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05-19-2010, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Daaaamn too bad, I've seen a decent amount of awesome punk bands, but no one puts on a show like the Dreadnoughts 
Yeah, they're cool kats, if you'll pardon that somewhat awful pun. I was too drunk to talk to them after, but I did get to sing NOFX's Please Stop Fucking My Mom with them, which fuckin rocked.
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Harry
A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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05-19-2010, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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Haha yer I was quite drunk, so I was probably quite embarassing lol!
In fact I do remember being quite embarassing!
:os
But they were cool anyway!
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05-21-2010, 08:39 AM
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#495
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London.
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05-21-2010, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Saya, that was pretty sweet!
I know this is years old, but I never saw it until today when I found that YouTube had asked Conan O'Brien to pick his favorite YouTube videos in honor of their 5 year anniversary. I've never had any desire to play World of Warcraft and this clip just confirms I was right. What stupidity!
That fucking LEROY JENKINS!
Ahahahahaha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-21-2010, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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You can get a Jenkins title now in game!
I know it was staged but its one of the reasons I always hated groups, there's always one person who wants to sit and plan out tactics.
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05-21-2010, 05:58 PM
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#498
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Guy is such a fan of Iron Man that he built his own War Machine suit, complete with motorized face mask and spinning mock Gatling gun mounted on the shoulder. And for DIY, it looks really good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSaxt...layer_embedded
Color me impressed.
Here's an article from Popular Science on the making of the suit.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-23-2010, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The state of the ART in coffin couture, as featured in this report from CBS Sunday Morning:
Designing for the Departed
Nice nod during the report to Houston's own National Museum of Funeral History.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-27-2010, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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