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03-14-2006, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
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Them to...
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-14-2006, 11:14 AM
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#6427
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Smoke Saver (my favorite all-time bong)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-14-2006, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Wesley Pipes..
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03-14-2006, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Wesley Snipes
(wesley pipes - is that the name of a bong? really?)
(man, that tells you how long I've been out of touch with that culture!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-14-2006, 11:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh, please use Geisha's Funyuns to continue ... I like 'em!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-14-2006, 12:37 PM
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#6431
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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Younguns...
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
born at nine and dead by noon.
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03-14-2006, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Natural Yogurt rocks socks off
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-14-2006, 06:14 PM
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#6433
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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The goat from the yogurt ad.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-14-2006, 06:37 PM
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#6434
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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goat's cheese
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-14-2006, 11:21 PM
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#6435
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
Posts: 435
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A fry up
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-14-2006, 11:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Screw up..
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-14-2006, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Painful muscular sprain
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-15-2006, 12:00 AM
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#6438
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
Posts: 435
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painful music
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-15-2006, 06:17 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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industrial speed metal
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-15-2006, 06:21 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nawphuk, VA
Posts: 39
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Industrial piercing (why does my cartilage never heal??)
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03-15-2006, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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genital piercings (eek!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-15-2006, 07:03 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I have a PA
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-15-2006, 07:46 AM
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#6443
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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In the can?
(the old prank call - "Do you have Prince Albert in the can? Then you better let him out! Bwahahahah!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-15-2006, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Can someone explain me that joke? I never got it
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-15-2006, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
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Prince Albert is a type of tobacco. You call up the shop keeper and ask if they have "Prince Albert in the can". They say "yes" and you say "well you better let him out (before he suffocates)!"
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 06:19 PM
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#6446
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Well you better go catch it!
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Run Scotty, Run.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 06:32 PM
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#6448
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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So don't tell Scotty!
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 10:17 PM
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#6449
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 69
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the babysitter's dead
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03-15-2006, 10:20 PM
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#6450
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Don't tell Mom(the babysitter's dead)
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