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02-04-2008, 03:45 PM
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#76
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
I would like to have sex with you.
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Oh how delightful!
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02-04-2008, 03:58 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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So far as I can tell, clinginess and people who are overweight at a very unhealthy level. Also, people who complain about their looks, weather it's true or not. Overly dismissive attitudes.
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02-04-2008, 04:04 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
Oh how delightful!
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I am glad I was able to make you happy.
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02-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: somewhere, I suppose
Posts: 1,733
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A huge turn-off of mine: guys that don't like clingy girls 
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-04-2008, 05:20 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 1,472
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Originally Posted by Xombie
I understand through this narrative that I sound like a shallow cunt.
I don't care.
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Shallow cunt? Definitely not. Because if it were me, I would have showed him just how awesome my boots were. Particularly the soles, every detail, up close, while he was lying supine. And I wouldn't have let him get to the finger armor bit, I would have done it after he said the Slipknot and Trivium were Industrial.
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02-04-2008, 05:24 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Originally Posted by Mistress Lilith
Definetely hairy guys;
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You know, my partner is actually kinda fuzzy most everywhere. I used to think I wouldn't really like body hair so much, but for some reason I find it very attractive about her.
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02-04-2008, 05:49 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I dislike shallow cunts as I am unable to get my penis all the way in.
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02-04-2008, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: somewhere, I suppose
Posts: 1,733
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
I dislike shallow cunts as I am unable to get my penis all the way in.
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Dude, did we have to know that? @.@
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Originally Posted by dead_dreams
What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-04-2008, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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No, but I thought I'd throw it out there.
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02-04-2008, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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Well since I'm the quiet punk dude in the corner and no girls talk to me, I'll say I don't really have any turn offs. Except "punk" girls who say Green Day is a punk band and worship them as "punk gods" that pisses me off.
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02-05-2008, 10:29 AM
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#86
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
You have no idea how much I have laughed at this.
I actually know someone much like this ( minus the armor ) , but he does have the excuse of genuine mental health problems.
But freaky does not even BEGIN to describe him.
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Holy SHIT the FINGERARMOR POINTER...lololollololol... I cant stop laughing
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-05-2008, 10:35 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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I'm nominated xombie for best post of the week!
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-05-2008, 11:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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To dickpickle, who stated: Very nit-picky negative people who always look for something to bitch about.
I can so relate. Posted a thread on whining about bosses who hassle you. Should also post one about coworkers who do same. I am on the public-access computer, at the hospital where I work (won't use the company computer. Not fair to them) - on break at 12: a.m. Had to go in today at 4 pm and will be working until 4 am. (Tomorrow, I have to work from 2 pm - 2 am, and Friday from 7 a.m. - 3. p.m. - after working from 5:30 Thursday - 2 a.m. Friday). Why, because my bitchy, nit-picky coworkers told my boss I type so fast she's not getting her money's worth out of me. Try wrapping your brains around that string of logic. So, I'm being punished because I type faster than my coworkers. No, really. Gotta go back to work.
BTW - Love your avatar. Totally cute.
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02-06-2008, 12:07 AM
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#89
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Stretchers.. I should not be able to put my finger through your fucking ear lobe!!!
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02-06-2008, 12:53 AM
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#90
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 951
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
Well since I'm the quiet punk dude in the corner and no girls talk to me, I'll say I don't really have any turn offs. Except "punk" girls who say Green Day is a punk band and worship them as "punk gods" that pisses me off.
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Wow your punk? I never knew.
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02-06-2008, 02:40 AM
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#91
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 865
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I also have a creepy story, it's a creepy story that will make you lot partially understand why Tanith is asexual...LOL!
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I was in a relationship with this guy called Andy about.....3 years ago now and one night we were having sex....then he looks at me...dead in the eyes and says...
"I want you to be the mother of my children"
I didn't have sex with him again for a month. He dumped me soon after.
lol.
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02-06-2008, 08:45 AM
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#92
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Where ever the fuck I want
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Story just reminds me of Inyuasha
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02-06-2008, 09:11 AM
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#93
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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All the turn offs listed here actually turn me ON!
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02-06-2008, 09:35 AM
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#94
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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I would just tell them it was impossible b/c I use to be a man...
(Not true but I could be pretty convincing)
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-06-2008, 10:07 AM
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#95
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Where ever the fuck I want
Posts: 147
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I will get on it later today ^_^
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02-06-2008, 10:31 AM
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#96
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Originally Posted by ~Sekhmet~
A list should be started of what you can and cannot say while having sex.
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SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!!
If you haven't seen the clip of Ross Noble telling that story you need to. The actions alone are worth it.
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02-06-2008, 10:35 AM
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#97
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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1) You look just like my sister.
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02-06-2008, 11:01 AM
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#98
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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Originally Posted by ~Sekhmet~
A list should be started of what you can and cannot say while having sex.
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I am so waiting for this bc I have a few good ones... Okay Ill start right now... No judgement please...
I was in a long rel on and off and when it was finally off I felt alittle restless for a while... This was about 2 years ago. During the re-bound stage, I ended up seeing this amazing sweet guy. We were hanging out for about 2 months at this point.
One day, we ditched work at noon to fall into bed, we stayed there all day, getting it on, talking, reading the same book. About 6 hours into this, he looks at me and says
"Sweetheart, we are not in an open relationship are we?"
(Based on an old relationship I was in)
It was obvious, we had great chemistry and I loved talking to him and everything. Stunned since we never talked about monogamy or feelings I looked at him and said, "But we are not in a relationship"
He got up and walked out.
He was very sensitive.
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-06-2008, 11:02 AM
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#99
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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You = sucky.
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02-06-2008, 11:03 AM
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#100
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
You = sucky.
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I know. I am way nicer now.
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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