I have too much free time.
1. Name one person who made you smile today.
Richard Dawkins for the win!
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
I can't remember if I was thinking of a discussion or dreaming about thinking of the discussion.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Pasting some band pictures on a book.
4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
Probably being a smart-ass.
5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Do you have a metric tape? I uhh... want to measure my... hair" (in Spanish)
6. How many different things did you drink today?
4?
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black comb and my white hands to unstuck the comb from my hair
8. What was the last thing you bought?
Candy
9. What was the last gift you received?
Still waiting for that pedo fat man with the red velvet fetish to come to my house.
10. What color is your front door?
Dark brown (the color of the Invisible Pink Unicorn)
11. Where do you keep your change?
Mah desk. And then it runs off to a magical prairie where they marry, have a massive orgy, and raise a family of tiny little pennies.
12. What was the weather like today?
I haven't been out the whole day, and now it's too nighty to see the night.
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Right now I have a craving for strawberry ice cream. I want a strawberry ice-creamy girlfriend!
14. What are you excited about?
I'm a teenager. Everything 'excites' me. Nah, not really. Not even Playboy with those girls and the posing and the peaches.
15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
In the mirror of the shower, the light reflecting from the mirror with the mist of droplets formed by the water hitting the crystal, always forms a rainbow. But I don't pay attention to rainbows while showering.
16. What size shoe do you wear?
I think an 8.
17. Do you have a sister?
Two years younger than I.
18. Are you very random
Wanna go to a closet and find out?
19. Do you want to cut your hair?
I wanna buzz my hair, but only on the sides.
20. Are you over the age of 25?
In lemming years? Yes. Yes I am.
21. Do you talk a lot?
Nah, I don't think I talk a lot. I don't type a lot either. I'm concise, laconic, and go straight to the point. It's not common, nay, it's unnatural for me to ramble about when all it takes is a simple yes or no.
22. Do you watch The O.C.?
What's that? Obsessive Compulsion?
23. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
No. 'x's are for people that lack self-esteem and believe their popularity is directly proportional to the number of 'x's they have in their name. That's why xxxXXXxxxJesusxxxXXXxxx was so famous.
24. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Not that I can think of.
25. Do you make up your own words?
That's crazyfulness!
26. Are you ticklish?
You don't want to tickle me where I'm ticklish. Or do you?
27. Are you typically a jealous person?
Hells yea.
28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "C":
C.... hlarissa. (who is she? Oh don't worry you don't know her, now lay off my back and keep reading)
29. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J":
Jillian, my alter ego that didn't know was a woman.
30. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
What's a calls list?
31. What did the last text message you received say?
That I need to pay my phone service.
32. Do you chew on your straws?
Used to, and now that you point it out I'm going to go back to that damned habit, you bastard!
33. Do you have curly hair?
I have raccoon hair.
34. What is the next concert your going to?
NOthing good ever comes here
35. Who has been the biggest disappointment to you recently?
A friend of mine is neglecting me (you know who you are)
36. How many times have you swore today?
Not one fucking occasion. Oh shit.
37. What is something you say a lot?
Words.
38. What is the last thing you ate?
Candy (for the posterity, the girl that sent me this thing ate a chocolate covered spider)
39. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No. I was just about to rent it two days ago, but I saw Monty Python's Life of Brian.
40. Do you have work tomorrow?
I should.
41. Is marriage in your future?
Monogamous?
42. When was the last time you said "I love you"
A couple of days.
43. What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping.
44. Do you have a nickname?
Jilli
45. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Depends.
46. When was the last time you used a skateboard?
Bought one because everyone had one. That's the farthest I've gone with peer pressure. Broke a door sized window trying to do an ollie and gave it up.
47. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
The Dead Poet's Society.
48. Is there anyone you would like to have sex with right now?
I'm a guy, what do you think?
49. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
Years ago
50. Are you currently depressed?
Tired, and lonely because a friend should be visiting me while I'm sick and she doesn't come. ('house is too far away' my ass)
51. Did you cry today?
Yes. I ate some medicine and gagged myself to tears.