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04-11-2006, 07:47 PM
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#1676
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Wait...
There is someone who is more of an asshole then me?
How the fuck is this possible?
Anyway. How can you have mass orgasms? I thought those were myths. [/end sarcasm]
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04-11-2006, 07:54 PM
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#1677
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Hey,if people want to leave because they're like,sooo offended,that's their choice. What a horrible world we live in.
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04-11-2006, 09:19 PM
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#1678
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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I'm still waiting for those directions!!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-11-2006, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I'll be there soon, just let me change into something with special cleavage powers.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-11-2006, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
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Originally Posted by Santarea
Look for the Big River, drive 'till you see the Arch. Then just follow the trail of nipples.
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I get the strange feeling that this is a metaphor...
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04-11-2006, 09:38 PM
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#1681
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I would offer them for the greater good.. but I enjoy thm far too much. Forgive my selfish nature.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-12-2006, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Damn ... the best fun happens while I sleep!
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04-12-2006, 08:06 AM
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#1683
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Is it weird for a chick to dream she has ummm male parts?
I'm thinking yes. hahaha
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Egyptian Goddess scent by Auric Blends is amazing...I need to tell you guys and gals to try it out. OMFG! Just smelling it will turn you on. It's a perfume oil.
on another note...if you are a lady and you like to go to lady strip clubs....put some of that between your mounds and the strippers won't be able to keep their head out of your shirt whether straight, gay or bisexual. No lie.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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oh yeah if your a guy buy it anyway you will be surprised how good it smells, you don't have to wear it. 
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hotlanta
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Originally Posted by Oubliette
Is it weird for a chick to dream she has ummm male parts?
I'm thinking yes. hahaha
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I dunno... I had a dream the other day that I was a very large black man (in reality, I'm a small, white woman) who was also a vampire. I have no idea what that means.
Sometimes, though, I like to think about what life would be like if I were a guy. So no, I don't think it's weird.
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04-12-2006, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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They are very pervy dreams though. It's not just that I'm a guy, I can't keep my hands off my stuff.
On no other message board would I admit such a thing.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:51 AM
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#1688
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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Penis envy, hmm?
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04-12-2006, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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hahaha thanks Xng :P
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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perhaps morrigan. But I think it's more admiration then envy.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 08:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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I love penises too. But personally I'm more interested in the clitoris. Well, mine anyway.
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04-12-2006, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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they look like little penises
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
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04-12-2006, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
See, but at this point I understand my stuff. I find that every time I'm with my boyfriend, I learn something new about the penis. I think that's probably why it fascinates me.
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mind if I ask the last new thing you learned?
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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always good to remember not to neglect the balls
and they really like it if you can swallow them to the bottom of their shaft and still be able to flick your tongue at their balls.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Anytime. 
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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But, Xnguela, I've learnt a lot about the penis. I think I still have a lot to learn about the clitoris. I'm afraid I've neglected that. And there's a lot less references to it in popular culture than there are of penises, so the opportunity for "casual" learning not so good. I should stay alone in my room more often. Verging on TMI? Probably blasted the hell through it :S
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04-12-2006, 09:42 AM
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#1697
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I love my clitoris, it never lets me down.
I have yet to treat my g spot to a good time, though.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I could never neglect the clitoris. And this is the Sexuality thread, so I'm not sure there's such a thing as TMI.
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I used to pay a lot of attention to it. But when it comes to a twosome, I reckon I'm a pleaser. I'm sexually generous to the point of being unconcerned about my own "satisfaction". I get a huge kick out of giving pleasure. But I won't lie, I need to come as much as the next lady and I'll admit the frustration can build up slightly.
As for the g-spot, that's a whole other ball-game, so to speak.
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04-12-2006, 09:49 AM
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#1699
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I get a huge kick out of giving pleasure too. Coersing a big load out of a guy and watching him shoot, that's worth all the effort in my book. Of course it has to be the right guy. 
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"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-12-2006, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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What's the criteria for "the right guy"? Proximity? just teasing! Seriously though, what is it about a guy that makes you want to just make him come?
Tough question... I'll have to think about it, myself...
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