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11-21-2006, 12:44 AM
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Yo momma's so goth her car horn goes ankh ankh.
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11-21-2006, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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...now THAT^ was funny...
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-26-2006, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
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Yo momma's so goth she does her hairdying in the dark
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
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12-26-2006, 07:40 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Here
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Yo momma's so goth, the crows are already pecking at her.
Yo momma's so goth, the bible couldn't mention her.
Yo momma's so goth, she doesn't need to post here, it happens automatically.
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12-26-2006, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Yo mamma's so goth she searches your room for top fourty cds instead of weed
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12-26-2006, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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My momma is so goth, she's dead.
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12-26-2006, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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yo mama's so goth you have to make her promise not to offend your grandmother around the holidays not the other way round
yo mama's so goth that she couldn't have you baptized because of the holy water
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12-26-2006, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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oh and
Yo mama's so goth that you came out pierced
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12-26-2006, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Originally Posted by Miss_Hazie_Lane
oh and
Yo mama's so goth that you came out pierced
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XD I just spewed lunch all over my keyboard. i H0p3 y0ur3 Hap#Y111!
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12-26-2006, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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hehe, I'm very happy,
yo mama's so goth that you're not sure if it's yo mama, or yo daddy
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12-26-2006, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
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Yo mama's so goth, vampires beg her to bite them.
Yo mama's so goth, everything around her for five meters is shrouded in night. Ever see night walk by? Yo mama.
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12-26-2006, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Yo mama's so goth she was born in 1334.
That's all I got.
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12-26-2006, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Yo mama's so goth
in her labor most wroth
bore you in a hearse
whilst she cursed in plain verse!
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12-27-2006, 03:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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That was awesome HP!
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12-27-2006, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Thanks Mir, it's an abbreviated limerick. 
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12-27-2006, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
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Yo' mamma's so goth she don't paint her nails black--she bashes them with a hammer.
Yo' mamma's so goth she died and didn't notice.
Yo' mamma's so goth she puts on spf 45 before she opens the refrigerator.
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12-27-2006, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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Yo momma's so goth her headboard is made out of tombstones.
Yo momma's so goth her own reflection is scared of her.
Yo momma's so goth she makes a Bloody Mary without tomato juice.
Yo momma's so goth she brought back the Black Plague.
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12-27-2006, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
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I'm not sure if this one's been done yet buuuut.....Yo mamma's so goth, she shits out bats.
Yo mamma's so goth, that she has TWO black cats....but she keeps them in a couple of jars in the frigerater.
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12-27-2006, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Yo mama's so goth she wears a top hat AND a veil (it's funny because it's not)
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12-27-2006, 08:55 PM
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#195
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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Yo mama's so goth her love letters were the inspiration for H.P. Lovecraft's horror stories.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-27-2006, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Yo mama is so goth, her grass cuts itself
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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12-27-2006, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Yo mama is so goth that she sacked rome
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01-03-2007, 02:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
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Yo momma's so goth when she dies she'll go to London
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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01-03-2007, 02:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Your mother is so Goth that she is part of an eastern Germanic tribe originating from Scandanavia, battled the Huns, and later wrote Jordanes' "Getica" in regard to her people's history.
...now THAT'S funny.
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01-03-2007, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Originally Posted by Miss_Hazie_Lane
Yo mama is so goth that she sacked rome
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Hahahahahahahahahahaa
I think I just spit my drink out all over the keyboard.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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