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Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-28-2004, 11:27 AM

empty_purple_stars: One time in New York
( or band camp )
I was on a payphone
Minding my own business
And this homeless guy walks up to me
Grabs My Face
And LICKS the ENTIRE right side of my face
OMFG
Then this other homeless guy runs up
grabs him
and says:
"Pay no attention to him, he thought you were a Bomb-Pop, He really likes Bomb-Pops!!"
And then they both staggered away
Leavin me covered in Rancid Bum Tongue Drippings
awwwww

Gypsy2222 · 03-28-2004, 11:59 AM

Toes are even smellier if one marches around in the desert all day for no obvious reason.....

In other news.... As I sit here and contemplate the meaninglessness of life, the universe and everything.... sorry Doug.... it's 24.... I begin to burst into song about my crazy life as a pink onion and know now that it maybe good to be an endangered species but that just increases the market value because my brother got sauteed the other day.....

Other realizations?....

1.I am not a pink onion.... I am a man without purpose....

2.A man without purpose and hope can be a dangerous thing indeed...

3.There is no God...

4.And the only think that Keeps me going is the insatiable curiostity within that drives me to wonder what's going to happen next in this world so I have to stick around and find out...

5.Thusly I am given purpose...

6.I have curiosity if not hope at least....

7.Maybe there is a Dog if there is no God...

8.And so I am apink onion again watching the world from halfway in the ground and halfway in the world of fantasy......

Now that was odd.............

Insanely,
~The Gypsy~

Gypsy2222 · 03-28-2004, 12:10 PM

I couldn't delete a message that was responded to so....

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ice · 03-28-2004, 12:10 PM

Oh, Tstone.
I can't stand tenses in English.

DOTN. From now on, listen to Tstone, I am just a simple-minded creature who has a fair knowledge of tenses, but Tstone is teh moste smarter. :wink:

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-28-2004, 12:26 PM

empty_purple_stars: hey ass pick
Bork: sup salad toss girl
empty_purple_stars: lmao
empty_purple_stars: i prefer syrup
Bork: sticky

Close the world, txEn eht nepO. says:
Well Jhonny, caffeine keeps her nervous system active, LSD keeps her creativity going, and the peyote, well, that kinda started out as a joke...

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love -- at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

~Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Old School (2003), Old School

And Then the Ice Weasels Came..... :shock:

Daz · 03-28-2004, 03:15 PM

so last night i go out to the bar with two things on my mind... 1. find kelly and give her her birthday present that i forgot last weekend, this being the main reason because i love this little girl and i promised i would bring it. 2. oogle the really hot bartender at the main bar :twisted:
well stayed all night, danced a lot, drank a little (had to drive home after all) met a bunch of new people, talked with some old friends i havent seen in a long time. in general had a damn good night. now, time for the ego boost :twisted: part way through the night a guy come up to me to tell me he's been staring at me all night, he loves my make-up and thinks the short hair really suits me. now this is a little creepy since i havent had long hair for, oh, almost a year now but it was great to hear all the same since lately i've been waivering on wether i was going to grow it out again.
later on in the night, dancing away on the floor and a girl comes up to me to tell me she wants to introduce me to a fiend of hers.. guess what.. same guy heh. truthfully he's a real sweety, i'd totally hang out with him if my life wasn't such a hectic mess at the moment and he'll deffinately get a hug next time i see him. anyways the only part of the conversation we had that i didnt like was when he told me i was intimidating. i dont like that idea... have any idea how had it is to get to know people when you are shy and intimidating lol? anyways at the end of the night as the lights were coming up, i wondered over the the bar to bug the bartender and while we were talking a couple of people come up to the bar, some how in the course of the conversation he looks at me and tells me im beautiful(im not really sure how this happened, my mind was otherwise occupied at the time :twisted: ). he looks at the bartender and say's "isn't she beautiful" and amazingly enough... the damn guy agrees :shock: . my friend was tryin to get this guy to leave and he just laughed and told us he was gay. now i dont know about you, but when a gay man tells me i'm beautiful i take it as much more of a compiment than if a straight guy does, no offence mind you. its just that a gay guy has nothing to gain from the whole thing.
anyways i went home glowing and i'll probably be glowing for the rest of the damn week... and now i have to go get some studying done. this should be entertaining. maybe my room mate will take off so the house will be quiet.

Spraeg · 03-28-2004, 04:17 PM

[rant]I wish the damn weather would make up it's mind.... there have been four season in the past four days... it was hot, then it was cold, then it was windy, then it was rainy, now it's fucking hot again......[/rant]

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-28-2004, 04:26 PM

Chronos: goddammit, there's three potheads and two pyromaniacs in my apartment, and it took me ten minutes to find a goddamn lighter.... thats fucking sad
empty_purple_stars: lmfao
empty_purple_stars: book o quotes

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 03-28-2004, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice

Oh, Tstone.
I can't stand tenses in English.

DOTN. From now on, listen to Tstone, I am just a simple-minded creature who has a fair knowledge of tenses, but Tstone is teh moste smarter. :wink:

You both are smart to me. So dont say he is smarter then you. Even if he is. It does not matter.

Falling · 03-30-2004, 03:24 AM

i think its cool that i can move the veins in my arms around a little. ::moves veins around:: yeah, see, that was cool.

i wana ask a question to you peoples. if a whole bunch of clones of yourself started falling from the sky one day(and yes, pretty much just splatting on whatever they hit) for like an hour straigtht, what might you make of that? i know its hard to answer, but i dreamt that of myself and i'm just weirded out.

Rhapsody · 03-30-2004, 07:03 AM

Just when I thought I was having a bad day, one of my co-workers creeps into my office seeking advice...

"Trav, what do I do?* My water-bra sprang a leak!"

Yup, I feel better.
And when I was done laughing, I found a use for those butterfly band-aids I had in the filing cabinet.*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-30-2004, 09:17 AM

Is That Your Pickle says:
i had a really wierd dream last night
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
yea
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
u had an 8 inch kawk?
Is That Your Pickle says:
lmao
Is That Your Pickle says:
no
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
o
Is That Your Pickle says:
that would be good..not 'really wierd'
Is That Your Picklesays:
just really depressing
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
o yea
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
true
Is That Your Pickle says:
i was in a corn field
Is That Your Pickle says:
but this part i was in was clearing
Is That Your Pickle says:
about 500 square feet
Is That Your Pickle says:
and there was a pig pen with a bunch of pigs in it
Is That Your Pickle says:
but miles of corn fields all around it
Is That Your Pickle says:
and i guess a dirt road coming up to the pig pen
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
ok
Is That Your Pickle says:
and oh yeah, i was wearing a sailor suit
Is That Your Pickle says:
but anyway
Is That Your Pickle says:
it was dark
Is That Your Pickle says:
and i saw light coming from the road
Is That Your Pickle says:
so i look down the road
Is That Your Pickle says:
and it's gets brighter
Is That Your Picklesays:
finally
Is That Your Pickle says:
i see a little kid come around the corner
Is That Your Pickle says:
but he's on fire
Is That Your Pickle says:
but it's not hurting him
Is That Your Pickle says:
just walking real slow like to the pigpen
Is That Your Pickle says:
and as he gets closer
Is That Your Pickle says:
i see he has the head of a fly, or beetle, or some insect
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
nice
Is That Your Pickle says:
so before he see's me i go and hide in the corn
Is That Your Pickle says:
to watch and see what he does
Is That Your Pickle says:
and thats all i remember
Is That Your Pickle says:
but i think i know he wanted to hurt the pigs
Is That Your Pickle says:
really weird...especially since i hardly dream
Is That Your Pickle says:
and much less remember what i dreamed about
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
geee how much of the Mushroom did u eat before bedtime?
Is That Your Pickle says:
just the caps
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
o well then that wouldnt exsplain the dream
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
lol
Is That Your Pickle says:
but out of all that...me wearing the sailor suit bothers me the most
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
HA
Faded_Purple_Stars says:
well of course

Takhisis · 03-30-2004, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TStone

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice

And now for something Completely different:
DOTN;
I thought it would only be the nicest thing in the world if I told you that it would be "If only vampires were real". Using "are" in that situation is incorrect grammar. Now, do ten pushups, and recite "Old Father William"

Ahem

Were implies that they existed at some point in the past, are implies that they currently hold residents at the 1600 block on a certain avenue. If DOTN likes to think they exist now, then by all means are away.

The problem with the grammar is with the words "if only" which are past indicative words, and don't work well with present tense thoughts...that and the fact the whole thing is an incomplete sentence, but I'm ok with incomplete sentences...

Not only past indicative, but also gives an inherent definition of non-existence/occurrence to the subject. Whereas "are" implies existence of the subject, as you noted. So it's a grammar/tense agreement double whammy.

*ahem*
*folds hands*

"You are old, father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

Ravena · 03-30-2004, 06:19 PM

Chicken is best in ring form.

Tstone: That was harsh dude. :lol:

comatoast · 03-30-2004, 07:16 PM

The greatest gift and worst prize given to humanity is hope.

If it's a choice between george w and john kerry...I'm declaring my own fucking country

IIIIIIII am everyday people.

Anyone of us could have been a columbine shooter

Poverty sucks(on the bright side. It's a great weight loss plan)

blah
blah

AAAARRRRGHH

Takhisis · 03-30-2004, 07:21 PM

I got my webcam working under XP!

Boom-chikky-boom-chikky-boom-WOO WOO! *does Daffy Duck dance*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-30-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takhisis

I got my webcam working under XP!

Boom-chikky-boom-chikky-boom-WOO WOO! *does Daffy Duck dance*

HEY TAK!!!!!

Thón mhath!

*hee*

Takhisis · 03-30-2004, 07:31 PM

*hee* Thank you!

Another great phrase: O, mo khreach sa as thàinig! (Oh, mah kreksh sah hah-nek)

Colloquial translation: "Man, it sucks to be me!"

Literal translation: "O, my cattle raid has come!" :lol:

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-30-2004, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takhisis

*hee* Thank you!

Another great phrase: O, mo khreach sa as thàinig! (Oh, mah kreksh sah hah-nek)

Colloquial translation: "Man, it sucks to be me!"

Literal translation: "O, my cattle raid has come!" :lol:

well living in a forest surrounded by cows and crazy gun-toting rednecks that might come in handy!!

Thanks!!

How bout "My pencil is Big?"

:shock:

ohthefuckwell · 03-31-2004, 11:37 PM

him: shut it
me: ACK!
me: *blink blink*
me: *blink*
me: *rubs eyes*
me: *squint*
me: i'm sorry....surely i didn't read that right
me: did you just tell me to "shut it"?????
him: yeah
him: when you put yourself down like dat
him: i'm well within mah rights
me: LMAO
me: you are??
me: how so?
him: because that's mah flag planted there
me: omfg
me: i think that's the funniest thing i've heard in....well.....almost ever
him: haha
me: your flag, huh?
him: ty
him: just like the spanish conquistadors
me: so wtf? i'm a conquered nation or something?
me: LOL
me: OUT!!!!
him: conquered idigninous tribe
him: and i misspelt that
me: uh-huh
me: and you misspelled "misspelled" :P
him: yeah

comatoast · 04-01-2004, 05:45 AM

Why does the sun come up before I do?

Why does the patriot act sound more and more like the communist hunts of the 50's?

Why is it that janet jackson showed her boob on TV and the radio stations are the ones the suffer the new FCC regulations?

The 5th circuit court of appeals said that (in Texas , louisiana, and mississippi) it is legal for police to come into a home and search or seize anything....without a warrant. Can we say Police state?

Why do we hurt the ones that are closest to us and sometimes don't realize it until they're gone?

why is the sky blue?

why does my apple juice remind me of the color of urine*pours it back into the container*

Why can't I get this writer's block out of my head?

ohthefuckwell · 04-01-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Well, well, welly, well, this week sure has been interesting. I got into a car wreak on friday totaling the only car my boyfriend has (thanks for the email asurai, you jinxed me! :lol: ) and putting me in some pain. Not too much thankfully, but my neck was hurting rather intensively the next couple days. Ugh.

The new job training class is so boring but well worth the pay when I got my first paycheck yesterday. I can finally pay the bills and all those collecters will stop calling me. Joy. Other than that all is well in the world of me. God, I'm boring.

awwww, eyes....

sorry to hear about your wreck, but glad to hear that you're basically ok.

and way to go on the job! lol and the paycheck.

oh, hey....remember that $200 i let you borrow? :twisted:

and, darling....you are FAR from boring, so shush about that.

Darkness_Of_The_Night · 04-01-2004, 12:18 PM

I hate my school. I cant wait to move to the beach. But then again I can. To many preps. Still my softball coach puts me in the game but tell some one else to take my spot each time the ball has to come to be. Fucking bitch. I am not play softball no more. So now I am free to do what ever I want to do agian after school.

Falling · 04-02-2004, 02:58 AM

yeah, i remember gym class....i think i actually only went to about 2 weeks worth of classes my senior year in high school. skipping classes was the best idea ever....when it came to getting out of going to class anyways.
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Falling · 04-02-2004, 03:01 AM

i knew it! i knew it! i knew it tells ya. i fuckin knew that shit. yeah! take that mystery and arcanum and such. i knew monters ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. i saw that shit. yeah! i knew it. fuckin monsters. ::rides away on flying centipede::