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gothicusmaximus · 09-07-2008, 09:42 PM

Let's play "guess the virgin".
I guess Duane.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 09:46 PM

Nothing I'm ashamed of.

gothicusmaximus · 09-07-2008, 09:57 PM

Sweet, as per the rules of "guess the virgin", I win a favor from the person I correctly identified as a virgin.
Don't tell any more bad jokes.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 09:59 PM

You have no authority over me, so no.

gothicusmaximus · 09-07-2008, 10:01 PM

Clearly you are woefully unfamiliar with the rules of 'guess the virgin'.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 10:02 PM

Your right, would you mind telling me the rules?

gothicusmaximus · 09-07-2008, 10:06 PM

The rules are simple. As I already explained, anyone who is identified as a virgin is thereby bound to perform a single, reasonable favor for the person responsible for his or her exposure as such. To maintain fairness, should anyone incorrectly declare that another given person is a virgin, he or she likewise owes a single, reasonable favor to said person.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 10:11 PM

When was this game created?

gothicusmaximus · 09-07-2008, 10:17 PM

Does it matter, Duane? Everything we create has been created and forgotten previously, and will be forgotten and created again. We shed as we pick up, like travelers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march, but there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language. Ancient cures for diseases will reveal themselves once more. Mathematical discoveries glimpsed and lost to view will have their time again.
So, that said, stop telling bad jokes.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 10:22 PM

Can't make any promises that I'll stop, but I'll try.

Nocturne Midnight · 09-07-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Does it matter, Duane? Everything we create has been created and forgotten previously, and will be forgotten and created again. We shed as we pick up, like travelers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march, but there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language. Ancient cures for diseases will reveal themselves once more. Mathematical discoveries glimpsed and lost to view will have their time again.
So, that said, stop telling bad jokes.

When I can, that's going as my sig.

Duane · 09-07-2008, 11:02 PM

Will there ever be a G.Net meeting, or is that out of the question?

honeythorn · 09-08-2008, 04:55 AM

I'd say it's pretty impossible seeing as we're scattered all over the world and have things to be getting on with.

Underwater Ophelia · 09-08-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Duane

Will there ever be a G.Net meeting, or is that out of the question?

There was a fairly large one.
At least the largest that I think has occured...and that was at my house. Gothicus, Haunted House, me, Badteccy, Isolatedreptile/Sir_Vex, and Uncle Smoov were together.

The Antichrist · 09-08-2008, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geoluhread

@the anarchist, if you have raspberry jam, add two tea spoons to boiled water, drink while hot
It helps alot

Will do.Thanks.

Tam Li Hua · 09-08-2008, 09:52 AM

The Fiance passed the first Microsoft certification test!

*dances*

HumanePain · 09-08-2008, 10:24 AM

My brother-in-law just torpedoed his marriage by sending a love letter to his adult stepson's live in girlfriend. The stepson and GF live a few blocks away.

The GF showed the letter to my brother-in-law's estranged wife (the stepson's mother, they are already separated from previous crap on her account), who then went and talked to the stepson (her bio-son) and now the whole family is in an uproar. What drama. Adultery is it's own punishment.

Underwater Ophelia · 09-08-2008, 10:28 AM

JerRY! JerRY! JerRY!

Delkaetre · 09-08-2008, 01:44 PM

Wooo!
TWO possible house shares replied today.
One is an all female house share, and for that reason I'm a little wary- concentrated groups of females worry me. I'm not sure what it is, girls are just... strange to me. And they might not be terribly welcoming of my bringing back my occasional accomplices.
The other is a three bedroom place. Two rooms are taken- a young man, and a young woman. She brings her girlfriend over half the nights of the week, so it's okay for me to have guests as well (as long as we're quiet, apparently).
House share one has a double bedroom and is nearer to work, but house share two is more likely to be accepting of guests and doesn't have that strange vibe I get from single-sex accommodation.