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04-12-2006, 06:22 PM
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#751
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
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(Kitsune - Since my Japanese is shocking, I would probably have caused the deaths you forsee, regardless of whether I had kept up the language or not!)
Your wish is granted.
You now type at 200wpm. However, due to your new typing capacity, the FBI sees you as a threat to government security and has you arrested for being a "possible cracker".
I wish this song wouldn't take so long to download.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 06:25 PM
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#752
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
It doesn't take forever to dowload, but when it does (almsot instantaneously) it contains a rather nasty virus that renders your files non accessable and causes you to lose absolutely everything on your computer.
I wish my feet weren't cold.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 06:29 PM
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#753
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
The wish fairy gives you magic socks to warm up your feet. However the spell on the socks soon breaks and the socks catch fire leaving your feet seriously burnt and you are unable to walk due to the constant pain.
I wish that my community action forms were already completed.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 06:35 PM
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#754
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Granted!
Your community action forms are completed. But all they say is "Gobble".
I wish my new Bow would come in.
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04-12-2006, 06:42 PM
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#755
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
However, you receive the wrong kind of bow. You get a bright pink hair bow!
I wish my headache would go away
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 06:44 PM
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#756
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Granted.
You now have no headache. Instead, you now have constipation, and no Pepto-Bismol.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
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04-12-2006, 06:48 PM
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#757
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in my own little world...
Posts: 225
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Granted.
You now have an oscar meyer wiener---mobile, and it is your only means of transportation.
I wish I had something good to read.
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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!
---Empty_Purple_Stars
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04-12-2006, 06:48 PM
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#758
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
You are now an Oscar Meyer Wiener. And I'm hungry. And won't miss you much if you're gone. So I'm gonna eat you.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 06:55 PM
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#759
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Lena - Granted. However the book is a one-of-a-kind and costs you all the money in your bank account and is then eaten by your neighbour's dogs.
Kitsune - Granted. However to sate your hunger you had to eat the Oscar Meyer Wiener Icarian Decoding and you have now been arrested for canniblism.
I wish it was Easter already.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 07:03 PM
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#760
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Granted, but scientists say they have found the body of Jesus and that Easter is cancelled. Riots break loose. The Easter bunny is trampled to death.
I wish I could get a job at a bookstore.
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04-12-2006, 07:06 PM
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#761
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted. But there is an earthquake, and all the bookshelves fall over on you and, sadly, you perish.
I wish I could buy books.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 07:12 PM
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#762
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Sadly, you develop a shopping addiction and spend all your money on books. When you find yourself unable to pay your bills, the repo guys come and reposess all your books. You are now left broke and unable to buy more books. When you come to the realisation that you are no longer capable of feeding your shopping addiction you go insane and spend the rest of your days locked in a mental ward.
I wish I could buy the hooded jumper I want.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 07:20 PM
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#763
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in my own little world...
Posts: 225
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Granted.
You find enough money in your old jacket pocket to buy the hooded jumper, However global warming has hit an extreme and it is now 105 degrees outside all year round, and you never get to wear it.
I wish my husband was home.
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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!
---Empty_Purple_Stars
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04-12-2006, 07:21 PM
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#764
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted.
Unfortunately the jumper is possessed with the soul of Ashlee Simpson, so it begins to make sucky records everytime you put it on
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er.....
yeah....
I wish my eyes were greener
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 07:22 PM
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#765
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Oh, I granted Magpie's wish too late
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 07:26 PM
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#766
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Lena - Granted. However, due to a boating accident, your husband no longer know who you are and leaves you.
Godslayer - Granted. Your eyes are now the same kind of green as in Kitsune's avvy. Unfortunately you are also blind.
I wish that I could get an interview with the exchange program people.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 07:30 PM
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#767
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Godslayer - Granted. Your eyes are now the same kind of green as in Kitsune's avvy. Unfortunately you are also blind.
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At least I'd be pretty
So, about your wish...
Granted....
Unfortunately, they're a little racist, and treat you like a stereotype >.<
I wish I was 10 pounds heavier
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 07:33 PM
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#768
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Granted.
You are 10 pounds heavier. It's also all in your feet.
I wish that my TV would stop playing the GGW commercials, over, and over, and over.
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04-12-2006, 07:35 PM
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#769
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Granted. But instead, they play Good Charlottle videos over and over and over, along with interviews in which they say how god damn punk they are.
I wish I get a kitten for Easter.
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04-12-2006, 07:37 PM
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#770
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Granted.
But kitten's a man eating lion.
And you've become breakfast.
I wish, that I had food.
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04-12-2006, 07:38 PM
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#771
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
They stop playing the commercials. Instead all you get are 3 different episodes of the Tellitubbies, on infinite repeat, on every channel.
I SERIOUSLY wish my headache would go away.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 07:38 PM
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#772
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted, but the Easter Bunny has a sweet tooth for cute kittens O.o
I wish I had more ideas for wishes
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 07:38 PM
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#773
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
At least I'd be pretty
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Hey, I've seen the picture posts - you are pretty!
*edit - cos I was too slow!*
Godsalyer - Granted. However due to the fact that all your wishes have been corrupted you are left depressed that nothing turned out right. You commit suicide.
I wish I hadn't just broken my favourite necklace.
__________________
"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 07:39 PM
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#774
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Hey, we four answered the same wish
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 07:39 PM
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#775
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Granted, but you get so many ideas your head explodes!!!
I wish for a free Tibet.
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