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05-20-2009, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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Does no one know Tae Kwan Leap? Boot to the head!
Sometimes a simple "Look over there!" works wonders.
Gorilla Berserker style helps, too.
Can't we all just get along?
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, and an ounce of pepper spray is worth a pounding from anyone.
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05-20-2009, 02:25 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Heretic is cool.
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05-21-2009, 02:45 AM
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#103
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Seriously, just give them the wallet. I don't carry a baton so I can save my Wallet. They can have the stupid thing. I don't carry cash on me unless absolutely necessary and I can just cancel the credit cards when I get home.
The only reason I have the baton is if some dumb fuck wants to pull a blade on me not to rob me just to stab me because he's fucked up somehow. The sound of the baton expanding usually makes people chill the fuck out, so I won't have to use it.
I'm against violence in general, but I will defend myself I have no other option.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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05-21-2009, 04:45 AM
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#104
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Switch-knee, rear-leg, and a left cross to the solar plexus. It'll be the most technical street fight ever.
Or maybe bitch-slapping them in the Adam's Apple if I am dressed too nicely.
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05-21-2009, 09:16 AM
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#105
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heretic
- Heretic
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You're one my new favourite members.
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Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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07-24-2009, 02:06 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: United States
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Well if im outdoors i'd just keep walking, if they chased me and piled me i guess i'd use my fists and feet as much as i could.
but im trying to get a pair of gloves/warmers and put some spikes on the knuckles which might work.
now if it was inside then i'd take my pocketknife first, then make my way to teh kitchen and get a really big knife
then id make my way to the garage and get my dad's axe.
and if i get caught in between steps i guess i'd be using that weapon.
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07-28-2009, 09:25 AM
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#107
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 9
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i avoid fighting. people really wouldn't attack me unless they were a very sick person because i don't look my age, i am so small i will never be taller than maybe 4' 10" and that's about the average stature of a 10 year old here, plus i have an uber powerful voice from stage acting and if i scream, in any part of town, people are going to hear me.
i have a knife because my father and oldest brother are very protective and think i'm going to get ***** or something, but it isn't even that sharp and i have no idea how to use it. i am pretty strong for my tinyness, i do dance so i have to be, i guess if i get attacked i could just, i don't know, kick him in the nuts and run...
i do not really go into the parts of town where people would try to hurt me anyway, i am not physically big enough to defend myself and i know where i should and shouldn't be accordingly.
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07-31-2009, 05:26 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Somewhere like hell.
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I have a box of knives I carry around on non-school days. Within this collection is a buoy knife, a switchblade, a butterfly knife, and at least 3 hunting knives, all generous donations of family members who know about my collection. On school days I keep a squirt bottle of alcohol, it stings like fuck when it gets in your eyes. It's the best I can do because my parents won't buy me any pepper spray or anything so I have to make due.
Btw when I say I carry a box of knives I mean the boxes contents, not the actual box. xD Oh, and my brother's friend taught me how to knife fight, he's in some branch of military. I really have no clue which branch of the military though.
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07-31-2009, 05:40 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raveanya
Btw when I say I carry a box of knives I mean the boxes contents, not the actual box. xD
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That's so hilarious I almost died.
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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08-01-2009, 01:24 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by Ms.Crowbar
Sounds like Glasgow.
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That reminds me of a joke.
Two Irish guys are brawling outside a pub when a Scottish guy ambles up, picks up the two Irishmen, and says, "Mind if I join in?"
As to the OP, I'm a really big guy, so that keeps me out of fights. Were I to get into one though, there would be a lot of kicking with steel-toed boots. I don't have too much in the way of upper body strength, but my legs are ridiculously powerful. I could probably cave in a man's chest with a back kick if I had to.
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08-02-2009, 02:01 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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I try not to look like a victim.
I always keep my keys in my hand like Wolverine.
Then I try ignoring.
Then I scream as loud as I can.
Then I fight with my hands or anything else I can find.
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08-04-2009, 08:23 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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I try to avoid violence at all costs.
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08-04-2009, 08:25 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Chupacabra!
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08-05-2009, 10:10 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Munchkin Land (I'm the Vice President!)
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Violence is dumb and as a Buddhist, i really do not want to harm anyone, but if al else fails, i will probably kick them in the nuts/shin and run away. my boots, i imagine, could be quie painful...
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08-05-2009, 10:13 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Chupacabra!
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08-09-2009, 07:48 PM
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#116
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
Chupacabra!
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Where?.......
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I may be crazy to a few...but at least I'm Committed.
9x29mmR : The Choice Of Millions for the last 100-107 years.
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08-09-2009, 11:57 PM
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#117
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 29
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Someone said "I pulled out my shank and shanked him" during a guidance lesson.
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08-10-2009, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
Chupacabra!
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This is the most entertaining post I have read on this forum today. Thank you. I must admit that I find similar vowel complexities equally entertaining such as "guacamole" and "Chihuahua", not to forget the eternal giggle producing "kumquat". Sometimes "cucumber" may elicit chortles and guffaws when uttered at the appropriate moment, as does "uvula".
Uvula piercing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula_piercing
resulting in this:
http://www.onlyinternet.net/preceptor/rm118/uvula.jpg
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08-10-2009, 02:15 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 340
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Thus far I've relied on my charm and winning personality. However, if that approach ever fails, well, I suppose I'll have to give the rascals a taste of my walking stick!
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08-10-2009, 02:22 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New England
Posts: 213
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I use my boobs?
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08-10-2009, 02:59 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Lady Christine
I use my boobs?
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Duck will respond to this post any second now...posting boobs in front of duck is like holding a carrot in front of a horse!
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08-10-2009, 03:00 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Christine
I use my boobs?
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How do you use your boobs for self defense? Are they made of steel? Do they breathe fire?
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08-10-2009, 03:42 PM
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#123
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 340
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Christine
I use my boobs?
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Egads, woman! Have you no sense of modesty?
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08-10-2009, 04:08 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Christine
I use my boobs?
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I do not think they will fare well against a wildebeest.
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08-10-2009, 04:27 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New England
Posts: 213
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
How do you use your boobs for self defense? Are they made of steel? Do they breathe fire?
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They shoot shuriken and acid, don't yours?
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