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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
Ha!
Jesus walks into an inn, he hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Wolfie, that is really funny, I`ll have to remember that one !!!.
some more musical jokes ...
The captain on a Roman galley makes an announcement to the slaves chained to the oars.
'I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to receive a double ration of rum. The bad news is that today Dave Lombardo is on the drums.
Why is a jazz critic like a eunuch in a harem?
Because he is there every night, he sees people do it every night, but he can't do it himself.
What is the other difference between a drummer and a drum machine ?
The drum machine has memory !!!. :P
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