.: Randomness :. - Page 43

sneetchonthebeach · 06-03-2004, 12:39 AM

Hey Daz, as someone who is never in the loop, I can understand. The easiest way to go, don't even try. It's better out here anyways. :wink:

demon_warrior · 06-03-2004, 07:33 PM

Wow why did everyone all of a sudden go quiet?
I've never seen this place so....well, dead!

RetroGoth_queen · 06-03-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Things that make you go, hmmmm.

......

god only knows how much I really hate that song[/quote]

bexxle · 06-03-2004, 11:42 PM

I’m talking. Wooo. Look at me!

SuicideJade · 06-04-2004, 01:45 AM

it is not 1:40 am and my nephew is STILL FUCKING AWAKE!!
not only did he go through the day with no nap, he now refuses to sleep
during sleep time..
*exasperated fucking sigh*
he's already climbed out of his crib numerous times and tried stripping off his spiderman pj's.. now he's yelling " Kiki, heyhey"
anybody got some knockout drops ? :shock:
*pulls out her hair*

GothicGirl231 · 06-04-2004, 12:22 PM

wow..... i haven't been here in awhile

Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod · 06-04-2004, 12:41 PM

it just the calm before the storm :cry:

Maimy · 06-04-2004, 01:25 PM

Hee hee, Sephiroth_Magus_Macleod. *Giggle*

The_Crazy_Irishman · 06-04-2004, 01:58 PM

well done Bodnoirbabe, and SuicideJade, have you tried giving him alcohol, as apparantly it works, not that I'd ever do it, of course :roll:

Monsosin · 06-04-2004, 02:08 PM

:twisted: Its me the one people call prick. Im talking Im soo loud. Hey look Im yelling at the top of my lungs. I CAN DO IT!!! I MADE SOME COOKIES! HOW CRAZY AM I?!?!?!! :twisted:

" Eat me" "Drink me"

ice · 06-04-2004, 04:46 PM

"It's quiet too quiet." has got to be the most horrifically horrendously stupendously the STUPIDEST thread I've ever set my eyes upon.

For this reason, I've moved (MERGED, I MERGED it) it to ".:Randomness:."

-yes, yes it is.

.BatteryPoison. · 06-04-2004, 09:32 PM

Moved or Merged?

Yeesh... get with the program, ice. ;D

ice · 06-04-2004, 10:59 PM

Awww... poop.

I knew something looked funny there,
Oh, well.
No use crying now.

SuicideJade · 06-05-2004, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monsosin

:twisted: Its me the one people call prick. Im talking Im soo loud. Hey look Im yelling at the top of my lungs. I CAN DO IT!!! I MADE SOME COOKIES! HOW CRAZY AM I?!?!?!! :twisted:

" Eat me" "Drink me"

please choke on something large and unwieldy...
have a crappy day...

XxBlAcKtApExX · 06-05-2004, 04:14 PM

i am eating a peice of bread at the moment and listening to Bauhaus. i am very bored and waiting for someone to call me. oh, i am also working on my book, trying to figure out ideas of what to put in there next. exciting, right?...

SuicideJade · 06-06-2004, 01:25 AM

i broke a tooth today... on what i don't know but i have now cut my toungue to near ribbons on it.. *sigh*
the nephew actually sleeps tonight!!
glory day alive i can dance now!!!!!
peace.. i may actually get to sleep tonight...
monday morning i get to call the dentist.. *whine*

Ravena · 06-06-2004, 09:03 AM

A friend sent this to me. It is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France. Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that
our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

"When you are finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone else decide to play chess?"

Gypsy2222 · 06-06-2004, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravena

A friend sent this to me. It is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France. Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that
our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

"When you are finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone else decide to play chess?"

LMAO!!....

Ravena, You have GOT to tell me what the name of that clothing line is!... I'd buy a shirt just for the label!!

*Still laughing*

Always (still laughing!),
~The Gypsy~

Daz · 06-06-2004, 02:14 PM

hehehe that is just awsome
i knew some one would do that some day, i bet that line sells like hot cakes over there. If I had the name of the company I'd get my aunt to pick up a few shirts and send them to me.
hehehe
you've got the whole house laughing over here

Daz · 06-06-2004, 04:23 PM

And now for something completely different.....

you know, it really is amazing what some people can get research grants for these days :twisted:

London ducks quack it louder

Victoria de Rijke of Middlesex University compared ducks in central London to peers in quiet, rural Cornwall as part of her academic quest to answer the crucial question: 'Do ducks quack in the same way all over the world?'

for the full story:

http://story.news.**********/news?tmp..._britain_ducks

im just curious... exactly when did this become a pressing question in the world??? :twisted:

SuicideJade · 06-06-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daz

And now for something completely different.....

you know, it really is amazing what some people can get research grants for these days :twisted:

London ducks quack it louder

Victoria de Rijke of Middlesex University compared ducks in central London to peers in quiet, rural Cornwall as part of her academic quest to answer the crucial question: 'Do ducks quack in the same way all over the world?'

for the full story:

http://story.news.**********/news?tmp..._britain_ducks

im just curious... exactly when did this become a pressing question in the world??? :twisted:

i got a better one Daz..
the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, (wise souls that they are) spent 2 million in research to see if the sound of jet engines bothered pregnant horses..
i'm so glad that our children's education dollars are going to good use :roll:

Ravena · 06-07-2004, 05:25 PM

Ya know what? I don't know what line it is.... but I'll find out for you guys.

Wait..... We have educational dollars?! :o I hoff neva seen dis!

Daz · 06-08-2004, 09:58 PM

heh... education dollars... thats a good one

anyways found this on the Albino Blacksheep site today. I'm sure many of you have already seen it but i thought I would stick it up here anyways

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/irony.php

FELIX POWELL- Music Composer

Story: Powell, then a British staff sargeant, wrote the music for "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile" in 1915 and entered it in a WWI competition for the best morale building song. The song won first prize and has been called "perhaps the most optimistic song ever written."

Final Irony: Powell committed suicide in 1942

Maimy · 06-09-2004, 05:36 PM

Heh.

http://lounge.bust.com/cgi-bin/discu...le=kundi-users

Ravena · 06-09-2004, 07:07 PM

Darn Maims, don't belong to Lounge so I can't send you anything...

I'd screw Anni too.

I'm teaching the kids at my pool how to swim, and I'm pulling my hair out..... Bah!

The message on my phone-

Hello, this is Kyleen's cell phone. My brother Chris is a jackass, my friend Kelli (Davena) is a whoer, my manager Adam thinks he's cute, my friend Jessica is the Queen of the Universe, my man Erich is gorgeous, and my mom is a crazy old bat! Leave a message.