<LM555> Wassup, boners.
[03:25] == sp0rk [~sp0rk@Rizon-85A012AC.nsw.netspace.net.au] has joined #--------------
[03:30] <LM555> This place is wicked lively.
[03:31] <sp0rk> aw hells yeah
[03:31] <LM555> I could totally **** you and no one would know.
[03:32] * probsty wispers do it. you will get away with it. come on. *fades out
[03:33] <LM555> [FUCKING RAPES SP0RK!!!!!]
[03:33] <LM555> TAKE IT ALL. MOTHER FUCKER!!!
[03:33] <LM555> ALL TWO INCHES!!!!!!!
[03:34] <LM555> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, SLUT?!
[03:34] <LM555> Oops.......
[03:34] <LM555> Sorry....... I...... I, uh......
[03:34] <probsty> bahahaha you have been caught go directly to jail do not pass go
[03:34] <LM555> I've never been that quick before.
[03:34] <LM555> Honest, my first time.
[03:35] <LM555> Wait, if we go again, I can do better ****** on your butt.
[03:35] <LM555> Hang on........
[03:35] <LM555> [Beats penis].
[03:35] <LM555> Come on, come one, for the love of fuck........
[03:35] * sp0rk grabs LM555
[03:35] <LM555> Look, I don't think this is gonna work out.
[03:35] <LM555> I'm real sorry, but you'll have to be ***** by someone else.
[03:36] <sp0rk> or
[03:36] <LM555> It's not you, it's me.
[03:36] <sp0rk> i'll **** you
[03:36] <LM555> I mean, I LIKE you, it's not that.
[03:36] <LM555> It's just...........
[03:36] <LM555> [Sigh].
[03:36] <sp0rk> WITH MY FIST
[03:36] <LM555> I can't go on like this.
[03:36] <LM555> You won't tell your folks about us.
[03:36] <sp0rk> why do you even play this game?
[03:36] <sp0rk> time to hit reset
[03:37] <LM555> YOU KNOW WHY!
[03:37] <LM555> You.......... You know why, Sp0rk.
[03:37] <LM555> [Eyes well up with tears].
[03:37] <sp0rk> LOVE IS A CRUEL GAME!
[03:37] <LM555> If things were different, if your parents understood, we could work.
[03:38] <LM555> Your Father thinks art is faggy.
[03:38] <sp0rk> but
[03:38] <LM555> How do yo think he'll feel knowing I boned your ass hole?
[03:38] <sp0rk> my father is an artist
[03:38] <sp0rk> of sorts...
[03:38] <LM555> Burning crosses is NOT art.
[03:38] <LM555> We've been over this.
[03:38] <sp0rk> you can stop now
[03:38] <LM555> Weren't you paying attention?
[03:39] <LM555> I stopped ages ago.
[03:39] <LM555> I know I have a small cock, but fuck, gimme a break, Jesus........
[03:39] <LM555> You must have KNOWN I'd stopped..
[03:39] <LM555> Or.......
[03:39] <LM555> Wait...........
[03:39] <LM555> Were you........
[03:39] <LM555> Were you FAKING the whole time?
[03:40] <LM555> First the drinking, now this?
[03:40] <LM555> We are THROUGH, Sp0rk!
[03:40] <sp0rk> at first it was kinda funny
[03:40] <LM555> You hear me?
[03:40] <LM555> THROUGH!
[03:40] <sp0rk> now it's like some kind of twisted role play
[03:40] <probsty> lm stfu
[03:40] <sp0rk> i'm a little bit scared
[03:40] <LM555> Are you in on this, too, Probsty?
[03:41] <LM555> You were supposed to be his sponser, not little-bit-on-the-side.
[03:41] <LM555> Fuck you guys, man.
[03:41] <LM555> I want you out of my place tomorrow.
[03:41] <LM555> And leave my CDs.
[03:41] <LM555> We both know that Michael Buble collection is mine, so don't try to pull that shit.
[03:42] <sp0rk> dude
[03:42] <sp0rk> seriously
[03:42] <LM555> You can have the toaster.
[03:42] <sp0rk> shut the fuck up
[03:42] <LM555> Am I getting too REAL for you, Sp0rk?
[03:42] <sp0rk> yes
[03:42] <sp0rk> yes you are
[03:42] <LM555> You must have known it would turn out like this.
[03:42] <LM555> There was no other way.
[03:43] <LM555> I remember, that night you hit me with your car, I knew we would be together.
[03:43] <LM555> I just didn't think I would get so attached.
[03:43] <LM555> No go on, now, go.
[03:43] <LM555> Walk out the door.
[03:44] <LM555> Don't turn around, now.
[03:44] <LM555> 'Cuz you're not welcome any more.
[03:44] <LM555> And so on.
[03:44] <LM555> Well, that's me all spent.
[03:44] <LM555> Any one watch the soccer?
[03:45] <LM555> That shit is lame.
[03:47] <LM555> You guys are no fun.
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