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Old 07-26-2010, 04:00 PM   #1
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:12 PM   #2
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Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:14 PM   #3
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:46 PM   #4
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Well played, but you should have gone more offensive.
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Old 07-26-2010, 04:57 PM   #5
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Hahahah I already knew what mine was gonna be...this thread is win.
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:29 PM   #6
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despanan: the guy who forgot the least active and oldest member of this forum: me
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By that most seeming virtuous eye,
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:39 PM   #7
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Old 07-26-2010, 05:55 PM   #8
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I had expected mine to be something different and slightly more vicious


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Old 07-26-2010, 05:57 PM   #9
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I realize we can't see user titles anymore unless you look at someone's profile, but just to let you know, I changed mine to "fears virile men." XD
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:08 PM   #10
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^ Lul.

message too short fuck you gothic.net right up the ass buttfuck you die die
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:58 PM   #11
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All of you are total bitches.
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:32 PM   #12
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I feel like the kid who didn't get picked for the team.

I'm going home to my mummy to cry.

**changes her mind and invites Richard Armitage and Bruce Campbell over for some ...**
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:36 PM   #13
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You are the kid that didn't get picked for the team.
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:48 PM   #14
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You are the kid that didn't get picked for the team.
I'm feeling the love now...
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:05 PM   #15
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No. No you aren't.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:12 PM   #16
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Sorry Molly, it wasn't your love I was feeling..
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:21 PM   #17
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Oh shit, MollyMac is back.

MollyMac: Why the fuck are you back?

Pineapple Juice: Fuck you, your acid irritates my cancer sore.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:41 PM   #18
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Aha, then I shall just ooze and drip slowly into your stinging wound for as long as possible. You know you fight the pain to taste the sweetness.
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:10 PM   #19
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Aha, then I shall just ooze and drip slowly into your stinging wound for as long as possible. You know you fight the pain to taste the sweetness.
And work in one of your pinneapply pricklies into the wound as well.

Yeah, could have been more abrasive, like:

HumanePain: hanging around high schools giving away free videos lulz.
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:15 PM   #20
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HP, the problem is that everyone likes you.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:20 PM   #21
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I should have been able to predict the one for Alan/Jillian.

Molly, did that Golden Eagle ever scope out a Weasel or did you have to improvise?
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Old 07-27-2010, 11:08 AM   #22
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Old 07-27-2010, 01:46 PM   #23
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God you people are gluttons for punishment.

Honeythorn: You're thin, you're fat, your thin, you're fat, pick a body and go with it!

Corpsey: Your posts are so forgettable I can't even be bothered to remember to insult you.

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Mollymack: I'm on to your footbondage fetish; it disgusts me.
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Old 07-27-2010, 02:57 PM   #24
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I think....I shall go with the slightly slimmer side of inbetween since I want to be neither fat nor thin ( both look vile )
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Oprah: You're thin, you're fat, your thin, you're fat, pick a body and go with it!
Fixed for you.
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