 |
|
 |
| Spooky News Spooky news from around the web goes in this forum. Please always credit and link your source and only use sources which are okay with being posted. No profanity in subject headings please. |
03-08-2006, 04:50 AM
|
#1
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
Naked Burglar (Germany)
Quote:
Naked taking a shower in Elsterberg (Germany) (TZ).
A naked person taking a shower is not anything unusual and no case for the police. Differently on Monday, against 17.20 o'clock, in a house in the deer fields road. The housing owner had locked her house and had gone to the neighbour, when she noticed unusual noises from her home. The entry door had been broken open and the shower ran. She and several neighbours surrounded the house and waited for the arrival of the police. The officers found the naked burglar, who was somewhat surprised at the sight of the policemen under the shower, but continued to shower soul-calmly. They granted him generously to wipe off, before they arrested the 30 years old Pole.
|
... and all he needed was a good shower. Hmmm.
Source = http://www.torgauerzeitung.com/NewsDetails.asp?ID=23331
Translation by Google ;-) I know reads wired, but was too lazy to tranlate it myself.
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 05:41 AM
|
#2
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
|
So... He didnt steal anything?
__________________
Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 05:50 AM
|
#3
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
No. Maybe he planned that after showering. I dunno ;-)
Just imagine - you turn your sweet little ass outside, and someone breaks into your home to shower. *brrrrrrrr*
"Where´s the purifier?"
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 05:51 AM
|
#4
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Queenofdarkness57
So... He didnt steal anything?
|
Hot water?
__________________
"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 05:54 AM
|
#5
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
And not to forget the broken frontdoor... the stains of water on the floor... the police not removing their shoes as they rampage your home...
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 06:01 AM
|
#6
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
|
Is it official how long he is staying in prison? Sorry lots of questions.
__________________
Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 06:30 AM
|
#7
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
No. The article just said he got arrested. The editorial staff still needs some food for the sequencing article, right?
Quote:
|
The difference between darkness and light...A word!
|
The word = SHADOW.
Reason: Shadows can be pitch dark, but yet need light to exist ;-)
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 06:38 AM
|
#8
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by DarkIce
No. The article just said he got arrested. The editorial staff still needs some food for the sequencing article, right?
The word = SHADOW.
Reason: Shadows can be pitch dark, but yet need light to exist ;-)
|
You're right, I love the way your imagination works* smooch*, btw you like the av? It's so cute! hehe:P
__________________
Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 06:56 AM
|
#9
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
|
So, he just broke into the house and got arrested for the sake of a shower!!
I don't know whether to laugh or stare in disbelief at this!!
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 12:55 PM
|
#10
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
|
I thought it was kind of funny. A guy around the corner to me, was burgled. The burglar made a sandwich. 
|
|
|
|
|
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
|
#11
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
|
I'm going to break into someone's house and do housework.
__________________
"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
|
|
|
|
|
03-09-2006, 12:10 AM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
Disfunc - I´ll leave the keys under the doormat...
Screaming "And don´t forget to clean the toilet!" when I leave my crypt.
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
|
03-09-2006, 08:09 AM
|
#13
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
|
Dis, I live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
If you're in the neighborhood, just break in. I've got loads of house work for ya!
|
|
|
|
|
03-09-2006, 08:19 AM
|
#14
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
|
Hey! Wolfie - first he´s cleaning up the mess at my place. Or I´ll have to use my gothic tool on you sweetheart *smirk*
__________________
"Jump off roofs with me"
|
|
|
|
|
03-21-2006, 07:09 AM
|
#15
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: in the shadows
Posts: 49
|
ok...how dumb.
|
|
|
|
|
03-21-2006, 10:09 AM
|
#16
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
|
Wow, that was close - he could have gotten *clean* away!
I know, I know... sigh.
__________________
The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
|
|
|
|
|
03-21-2006, 10:11 AM
|
#17
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Wise Child
Wow, that was close - he could have gotten *clean* away!
I know, I know... sigh.
|
Pun is the lowest form of comedy.
__________________
"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
|
|
|
|
|
03-21-2006, 10:20 AM
|
#18
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by tenet_2012
Pun is the lowest form of comedy.
|
Feel free to not laugh. I'll survive.
__________________
The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
|
|
|
|
|
03-21-2006, 10:25 AM
|
#19
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
|
Guess what I found?
Hermaphrodite porn...
Wierd and strangely arousing at the same time.
__________________
"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
|
|
|
|
|
05-19-2006, 08:39 AM
|
#20
|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Diego, CA. USA
Posts: 355
|
Haha that's kinda funny.
This article reminds of of and incident.
I used to work at a 7-Eleven, and the girl that worked the graveyard shift said that one night some young dude walked into the store completly naked and walked up to the chip rack, picked up a bag and asked calmly and seriously what the price for chips were.
She then picked up the phone and said get the hell out I'm calling the cops! He was like "aw you're calling the cops?" Then walked outta the store and left.
She didn't know wheather to laugh or be angree but said if he was gonna walk around nude at least give her something good to look at. :P
__________________
*You left the sweetest taste in my mouth!*
|
|
|
|
|
05-19-2006, 04:34 PM
|
#21
|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Neverwhere
Posts: 320
|
Some of these guys have strange fetishes. Maybe he would feel a little less dirty about cleaning out the woman's house if he himself were clean?
|
|
|
|
|
08-11-2006, 07:56 AM
|
#22
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
|
Ha ha, wow. Maybe while he was at it he should have had cookies baking in the oven as a thank you note for the lady who owned the place.
__________________
"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
|
|
|
|
|
08-18-2006, 09:53 PM
|
#23
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Behind you
Posts: 493
|
Thats odd. I can see why he would go to jail and all, but why was he taking a shower in someone elses house and not his?
__________________
The snack that smiles back -Goldfish-
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2006, 07:30 PM
|
#24
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 149
|
...Maybe he didn't pay his water bill?
|
|
|
|
|
08-20-2006, 07:39 PM
|
#25
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Behind you
Posts: 493
|
Yeah that could be...
__________________
The snack that smiles back -Goldfish-
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:18 PM.
|
|
