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Old 01-09-2008, 11:38 AM   #1
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"Then let them eat cake"

Hello everyone. Today is my 20th birthday, thus I invoke the rite of the 26th clause in the GNET AGREEMENT POLICIES about birthdays.

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26: All Gothic.net members may make a wish and/or statement on their birthday, where all of the readers must follow the wish or Gothic.net shall release some flying monkeys, Mephistopheles, that chick from The Ring and all the members of 'Dawn of Azazel' to enforce the wish on those who do not adhere to this clause.
That being said....

My wish: Everyone get some cake of your choice and eat.

Now.

*Unfortunately there is no such policy in the user agreement, this is all purely fictional. All members are not forced to eat cake, but it's still a damn good idea.
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:40 AM   #2
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I shall acquire cake at some point in the near to medium-distance future.

Meantime, it is your duty as stipulated in clause 26 (i) to Have a most enjoyable birthday.
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:41 AM   #3
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Cool! Cake...yum...**shoves large gooey slice into mouth**

Oh and yeah...Happy birthday! lol xx
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:43 AM   #4
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Happy Birthday!
Haha, and I shall eat cake ^__^".
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:26 PM   #5
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSEY!!!

(gives birthday present of "that chick" from LOTR)

PUCKER UP!
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:36 PM   #6
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Excellent!

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Old 01-09-2008, 12:45 PM   #7
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happy ripping out of the womb day!!
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:47 PM   #8
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Most joyous wishes to you on your bday. I mirror the above statement and shall at some point in the not too distant future attempt to eat some cake.
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Old 01-09-2008, 01:34 PM   #9
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Happy birthday! *nibbles on some cake*
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Old 01-09-2008, 01:36 PM   #10
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Happy Birthday!! *hires sherpa guides to mount perilous expedition to find some cake*
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:06 PM   #11
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Can one have cake and eat Corpsey, too? Both are delicious...

Much love to you, boy. You have always been my favorite, even if you are tall and don't have hairy feet.
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:19 PM   #12
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Can one have cake and eat Corpsey, too? Both are delicious...

Much love to you, boy. You have always been my favorite, even if you are tall and don't have hairy feet.
Corpsey is more than just edible for the ladies, m'dear, but holds an extra special chocolate in his back pocket for Molly on any occasion.

You've always been my favourite inconspicuous lady and hope you remain to be so inconspicuously.

Seriously big <3's back your way. It can be a heart or an icecream, whichever way you prefer.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSEY!!!

(gives birthday present of "that chick" from LOTR)

PUCKER UP!
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If only I had Viggo's appearance in that movie such an image might become reality... Unfortunately, I can speak elvish.

Thanky Humane, Molly, Delkaetre, and all others ^^

Clause 26i is surely in progress.
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:48 PM   #13
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And just to prove a point.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...y_NZ/Foite.jpg

There. Feet nice and un-hairy.
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:01 PM   #14
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Your toes are in your face...

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Old 01-09-2008, 05:33 PM   #15
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Happy Birthday, Corpsey!

*Prowled for a slice of German Chocolate Cake.*
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:37 PM   #16
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Is today everyone's birthday? It's my birthday, Chazz said it was his, now Corpsey? Today must be a good day.

Unless it's the whole "posting from different time-zones" thing, in which case we're all posting from different days... but still.

Happy birthday!
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:10 PM   #17
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Excellent, the more the merrier! Well, yours might be January the 9th and Mine is the 10th... but really we were born in the same 24 hours... so who cares? Happy Birthday to ye, Mr Shadows.

Kotan, Indeed they are, and my thighs were flat on the floor. Molly herself happens to be equally flexible and I had claimed to be so without producing any evidence.... until now.

L'Oiseau, may I suggest to you a Buche de Noel? Sure, the people from Deutschland might enjoy making cakes, but they pale in comparison to the French, and it goes with your French Theme.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:20 PM   #18
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happy day of your birth.

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Happy Birthday, Corpsey!

*Prowled for a slice of German Chocolate Cake.*
Did you know that German Chocolate Cake isn't German at all?


And yes, I changed your font.
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Did you know that German Chocolate Cake isn't German at all?
Whaaaa....? All these years since I was a youngling, as I consumed vast quantities of German Chocolate Cake with Coconut and Pecan frosting, I imagined I was eating a dessert worthy of my German ancestry!


Of what origin is it then?
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:47 PM   #20
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Yes, please do enlighten us!
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Old 01-09-2008, 08:36 PM   #21
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OK, so they ain't furry, but you can't out-flexxy me, love. I'm a quarter pretzel. And yet, I am impressed and a little giggly about the prospects that pic warrants.

I'll take the ice cream. Hearts are for suckers.
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Old 01-09-2008, 10:57 PM   #22
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oh oh oh - this is the best birthday party ever!!!

Triple chocolate mousse for me!

Congratulations Corpsey
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:16 PM   #23
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The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:17 PM   #24
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I just made a vegan chocolate cake! So much yummyness!
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:28 PM   #25
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Happy birthday, today was my father's birthday as well.
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