Well, I just finished the game. Goddammit Anders, you asshole. Quit making messes that I have to clean up. Honestly Saya, I don't see WHY you had such a hard time choosing between the Mages and the Templar's, the game makes it pretty freaking easy, (so much so that I'm going to have a hard time siding with the Templars on purpose on a second playthrough.
The only thing the Circle Mages seem to be guilty of is being fucking idiots, case in point:
Orsino: We can't win!
Me: Yes, we very clearly can, I'm playing on Hard and still wiping the floor with these people...
Orsino: I now see, I was wrong to turn away X's research-
Me: Who with the what now? Dude, CHILL we're #WINNING.
Orsino: BLAAARRRRR! *Turns into a harvester Golem and starts barfing and throwing torsos at me*
Me: Goddammit you stupid bastard, you don't really understand this whole "final attack" concept do you?
*I kill him before he has the chance to hit even one Templar*
Also:
Rebels: We're uprising against Meredith!
Me: Cool. I'm down with that.
Rebels: You're working for Meredith! DIE.
Me: I'm not working for Meredith, hey quit hitting me...
*Kills everyone, follows them to their warehouse base*
Rebels: Oh NO he followed us back! We're all going to die!
Me: Guys chill, I'm not-
Rebels: DIE! KILL THAT ASSHOLE!
Me: *Facepalm* FINE. *Kills them all easily*
Templar: I couldn't attack you...not after what you did to me...
Me: Good. Okay, let me explain-
Templar: You should be with us!
Me: I AM.
Templar: We kidnapped your sister!
Me: ...WHY?
Templar: So you'd leave us alone!
Me: I've been TRYING to leave you alone! Hell I've been trying to join you! You dumb bastards just keep running onto my sword!
Templar: We're holding your sister in our secret base!
Me: This is going to get stupid isn't it?
Templar: HEY GUYS! MAGES AND TEMPLARS WORKING TOGETHER!
Me: Great!
Templar: ALSO BLOOD MAGIC!
Me: Goddammit...
Templar: You should Join us.
Me: I'm trying!
Templar:$Oh, sorry...well now we can-
Mage: KILL THE HOSTAGE!
Me: WHY? You took the hostage to end MY threat. Now my threat is over. ALSO: The point of having a hostage is so you can threaten to kill them, if you were just going to kill her why did you bother taking hostages?
Mage: KILL THE HOSTAGE! *Kills Templar*
Me: Goddammit you people are fucking RETARDS.
*Kills everyone*
I think Lyrium poisoning just made everyone in DA:2 fucking morons.
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