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10-19-2008, 01:24 AM
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Freemasonry
Any masons in here. Is masonry devil worship? Please post your comments on masonry.
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10-19-2008, 01:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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Ba. Baha! I have a tasty blue liquid for you to guzzle, you'll only twitch for a few seconds. :|
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-19-2008, 01:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by DementiaNocturne
Ba. Baha! I have a tasty blue liquid for you to guzzle, you'll only twitch for a few seconds. :|
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I'm going to make you my bitch.
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10-19-2008, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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It's just blue kool-aid. In a Windex bottle.
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Cheers.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-19-2008, 01:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by DementiaNocturne
It's just blue kool-aid. In a Windex bottle.
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Cheers.
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So what are your views on masonry?
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10-19-2008, 01:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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I don't, and doubt I ever will, know nearly enough about its true workings and direction to make any conjecture about it.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-19-2008, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Lmao.
It's surely NOT devil worship!
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10-19-2008, 05:21 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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Well, that's ridiculously, mind-numbingly obvious.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-19-2008, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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All I can say is don't believe a word of anyone who says outright that he's a mason.
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10-19-2008, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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My family members are and were masons, I know friends who are, yet they don't speak a word about what they do or not. They dont say it out loud either, it's recognized between eachother.
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10-19-2008, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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The Masons are just like the Satanists in that they both have the same secret handshake. Which I shall reveal to y'all:
They slap themselves in the forehead, waggle their fingers over their heads, go "Woo! Woo! Woo!", spin around three times, bump butts, and then firmly grasp each other by the hand from between their thighs.
Their secret handshake makes for mighty mojo.
-- Nephele
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10-19-2008, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Why do I feel like topics that could bring in some debating are just wasted in stupid posts because people think they're too cool to say something useful...
Is it some tendency around this forum or what?
Sheesh
If only it was a lil bit sarcastic...
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10-19-2008, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Struggling architect:
Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. (shouting) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.
Mason:
Well, we're sorry you feel like that but we, er, did want a block of flats. Nice though the abattoir is.
Struggling artist:
the abattoir, that's not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I'd love to be a freemason. Freemasonry opens doors. I mean, I was...I was a bit on edge just now, but if I were a mason I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way.
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11-01-2008, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Masons were accused of devil worship by the catholic church that's why they went underground.
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11-03-2008, 09:28 AM
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My family has a long history of Freemasonry, I will become a Mason in time. Like my father, my grandfather, and everyone before them.
My Grandfather was acctualy a Master Mason, so I learned quite a lot about Masonry.
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11-05-2008, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Freemasonry is an organization for middle-class white men to meet and jerk each other off on a bi-monthly basis.
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11-05-2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
Freemasonry is an organization for middle-class white men to meet and jerk each other off on a bi-monthly basis.
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They have black lodges too for black people. I'm a mason.
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11-10-2008, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
Freemasonry is an organization for middle-class white men to meet and jerk each other off on a bi-monthly basis.
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it's not just for middle class white men.
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11-10-2008, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sodaspes
They have black lodges too for black people. I'm a mason.
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Such bullshit; at the start of your thread you posed the question "Is masonry devil worship?".
If you were a freemason, you wouldn't have evern entertained the idea.
And freemasonry is an organization for petty bourgeois twats.
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11-10-2008, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
Such bullshit; at the start of your thread you posed the question "Is masonry devil worship?".
If you were a freemason, you wouldn't have evern entertained the idea.
And freemasonry is an organization for petty bourgeois twats.
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If that's your opinion
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11-10-2008, 03:59 PM
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Location: United States
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Originally Posted by Dipshit
If that's your opinion
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Well duh it's his opinion. Who else would have wrote it?
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11-10-2008, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by Nephele
The Masons are just like the Satanists in that they both have the same secret handshake. Which I shall reveal to y'all:
They slap themselves in the forehead, waggle their fingers over their heads, go "Woo! Woo! Woo!", spin around three times, bump butts, and then firmly grasp each other by the hand from between their thighs.
Their secret handshake makes for mighty mojo.
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Right now, a group (committee? conjunction?) of actual Masons are going 'Oh Shit! He posted that Online? Does he want our secret out?'
As much as I would love to sit and gossip on what the Masons do in their organization, I think it would more beneficial and productive to sit and try to descibe Gods office arrangement...
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11-10-2008, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Last time I checked, it has something to do with protecting the descendants of Christ.
Oh well. Sounds pretty lame. Kinda like that movie "Eyes Wide Shut".
Funny thing, my friend mentioned one time that if a supposed Mason gets mad or seems upset at you, ask them, "What? You gonna build a house at me now?"
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11-14-2008, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Toy Killer
Right now, a group (committee? conjunction?) of actual Masons are going 'Oh Shit! He posted that Online? Does he want our secret out?'
As much as I would love to sit and gossip on what the Masons do in their organization, I think it would more beneficial and productive to sit and try to descibe Gods office arrangement...
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I'm not revealing nothing about it. I'm just stating what it is in general. Looking at it from the outside.
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