the Corrupted Wishes game

[Wise Child]

Granted. Then you pay the tattooist, who mishears you and puts a big butterfly across your chest, with "I heart cuteness" underneath

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

I can live with that... No, not really.

Don't you have a wish Wise Child?

[Wise Child]

Oh ... sorry.

I do, as it goes. I wish you'd do as you promised and send the real Little Alex to London to be my bitch.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted, he suffocates in transit. Also, the flight gets re-routed to the bahamas before heading back up to England, so his carcass gets nice and bloated. Yummy!

I wish for swiss chocolate. Mmmm....

[xXambivalenceXx]

Granted. You fly all the way to Switzerland for a hersheys bar.

I wish I could control how much pain I feel... *because piercings hurt like a motherfucker*

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

*gives you evil glare*

Granted. But in trying to figure out your new powers you accidentally turn the pain all the way up, thus passing out and going into a coma.

I wish for something fun to do.

[anti]

Granted. You develop a passion for World of Warcraft. Your time between waking up and going to sleep is completely occupied by it, safe for eating. You drop out of school/your job and lose touch with your friends and family. In a few months you grow blind from spending all this time in front of a crappy CRT monitor and you've abandoned everyone so you don't have anyone to take care of you. You die from drinking detergent, thinking it's some kind of exotic fruit juice.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza. Extra cheese. And Sprite Zero.

[xXambivalenceXx]

Granted, but it's all rotted/flat.

I wish i was normal *dun dun dun*

[lizzy]

Granted. You are normal, but since you are, none of your friends like you because you were just fine before.
I wish i could have a gf and a bf at the same time.

[anti]

Granted. After a while, though, your boyfriend runs off with your girlfriend.

I wish my computer wasn't so loud.

[Sanctus Dei]

Granted. It's broken and you no longer have access to the internet.

I wish my cat wasn't so heat greedy. (I want the heater too dammit.)

[Wise Child]

Granted. Your cat moves away from the heater. Which promptly ceases to exude heat.

I wish I could get a frickin' cup of coffee from my campus cafe that didn't take fifteen minutes to arrive. What're they doing, growing the frickin' beans?

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. Service is now so fast that they throw your cup of coffee to you, or rather at you. Mmmm... Searing hot goodness.

I wish I could move into my apartment now.

[Wise Child]

Granted. Meet your new flatmates: Mary Kate & Ashley Olson.

I wish those two would disappear off the face of the earth.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted, they're moving into an apartment with me, aren't they? *continues filet-ing their limbs*

But after they're both dead and minced, we both go to jail for murder.

I wish for a time slowing device.

[Wise Child]

Granted. It begins to take effect on the first day of your sentence.

I wish I could sing. Or do something really well that would allow for showing off.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted, you can sing beautifully but only on febuary 29th.

i wish could get my new bed now!!!

[Panther]

Granted. It's a lovely new bed, soft and cushiony. Even comes fully set up and welded together, for extra stability.

However, they did the welding inside the showroom. So unless you feel like sleeping on the salesfloor, the lady sitting at the desk under the 'no refunds' sign will be happy to help you.

I wish that I hadn't cut my mouth up eating chips earlier.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. You cut your mouth up eating razor blades instead.

Now that's a gothic snack.

I wish I had a stack of pancakes in front of me right now.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

TKM i think it is time you returned to my chamber............

granted there is a stack of steaming hot pancakes in front of you right now, but you are chained to my wall and i am teasing you with them.....


i wish i had a new lover.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Dammit Kerim Shah, you're fucking with my chi here.

Mortalitas- Granted, you have a new lover... A newly born lover. You sick, sick person you.

I wish I didn't have to work Saturday.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted you dont have to work sat cos you are too busy killing rabbit for me.


i wish i got lots of gifts for my birthday.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. I'm one of them....

WAIT!! I didn't MEAN it!! AHHH!!

The other one is the kind of gift a dog or cat brings you. You know, the bleeding ones.

I wish I had something to do.

[mortalitas incomitatus]

granted.....you now have to please me sexually slave...er...gift

i wish i was rich

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. Rich with all the monopoly money you could ever want.

I wish for HOT STEAMING SEX... With wierd positions and body frosting and other tasteable treats...