For Ape Descendant's eyes only

Fruitbat · 04-09-2011, 05:51 AM

Why are you so unobtainable? I've flirted with you, using my bat charm but you still are not falling into my web...

Oh hang on bats don't have webs - they have caves.....

Maybe the music of love will lure you into my dark warm cave....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE

ape descendant · 04-09-2011, 08:56 PM

<3<3<3 Cradle me against your warm, furry bosom. *blush*

Versus · 04-09-2011, 10:32 PM

I should check back in the morning so I know it's not the booze that made me see this.

OnyxBat · 04-10-2011, 06:33 AM

I wanna join the web toooo!!!!! can I at least be the house kitten?

ape descendant · 04-10-2011, 11:26 AM

I'm cool with it if my dear batty is.

ape descendant · 04-10-2011, 12:48 PM

I'm gonna be a postwhore and double post....but its for a good cause....

This one's for you, Batty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhon...eature=related

Fruitbat · 04-10-2011, 03:02 PM

The cave is a cross between Batman's and Iron man's basement. There are enough fast cars and technical gadgets for you both.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnyxBat

I wanna join the web toooo!!!!! can I at least be the house kitten?

Of course you can join Onyx. But there are rules:

1. You can drive any of the cars in the bat cave but you must fill the fuel tank when you return.

2. No boys allowed.
a) They will become too manly, dominating the conversations we have about cars - challenge us when we say "Oh that's a pretty blue car." by stating, "No that's a Bugatti Veyron, dumbass" - which is totally not cool and uncalled for.
b) When we get down to our smutty conversations they will get really prissy and think we are lusting after them.

... And Ape, by all means be a post whore, you know I love it when you dress up in that postgirl/man/person/person who delivers the mail.

*sighs dreamily*

Now I must go and take the Veyron out for a spin. It's looking lonely and only has a Lamborghini as company.

ape descendant · 04-10-2011, 04:39 PM

Heeeeey, does this mean I can have a candy-apple red Fatboy with black trim? *lust after chubby motorcycle*

Fruitbat · 04-10-2011, 07:48 PM

Yes Ape, you may have a chubby motorcycle. *Hands over the centurian card*

ape descendant · 04-10-2011, 10:23 PM

*dons goggles and braids hair* I think I love you...*wicked grin*

Fruitbat · 04-11-2011, 03:13 AM

Oh how long I have waited for you to whisper those words... My heart pounds in my chest, my knees grow weak, and then I realise it is because I'm carrying a 20kg bag of cement up a very steep hill... XD

ape descendant · 04-11-2011, 08:39 AM

I hardly know what to say. *blush*

OnyxBat · 04-11-2011, 04:11 PM

[quote=Fruitbat;663455]
2. No boys allowed.
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Can I whip them while you guys are out just for my own entertainment, then later kick them out and call the cops?

Fruitbat · 04-11-2011, 08:35 PM

[quote=OnyxBat;663518]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat

2. No boys allowed.
QUOTE]

Can I whip them while you guys are out just for my own entertainment, then later kick them out and call the cops?

As long as they are blind folded - so they do not know where the Fruitbat cave is - we have to maintain our secrecy.

I don't mind what you do with them, as long as you clean up afterwards.

Despanan · 04-12-2011, 08:38 AM

I hate this thread and everyone in it.

Fruitbat · 04-12-2011, 07:58 PM

Tut tut boys - you know you are not allowed in... and desp you are in this thread, so you hate yourself now? And DoubleK?

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Tut tut boys - you know you are not allowed in... and desp you are in this thread, so you hate yourself now? And DoubleK?

Obviously. I keep coming back to Gothic.net. Self-loathing is the only option.

Also: Fuck DoubleK that shitbird can suck like, 100 horse dicks.

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:01 AM

EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT! you MOHAMMED ALI TEABAGGING ASSTARD!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:05 AM

YOU go play in traffic you fishook-dicked RAPEKING!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:07 AM

I HATE you, I will **** YOU! I Will HATERAPE You in front of your family!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoubleK

You will do no such thing you bottom feeding star trek interstellar Warf headophile gutter slut. Go get fireAIDs.

I HAVE fireAIDS! AND I WILL INJECT THEM INTO YOUR HEAD WHEN I SKULLFUCK YOUR EYESOCKET! YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE AT THE HANDS OF MY PENIS!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:14 AM

I WILL FEED YOU YOUR ill-gotten CHILDREN! I SHALL GRIND THEIR BONES TO DUST AND FROM THEIR BLOOD I SHALL MAKE A PASTRY!

THEN I WILL SHOVE YOUR ILLEGITIMATECHILDPIE DOWN YOUR FESTERING GULLET! YOU will DIGEST your CHILDREN AND THEN POOP THEM OUT!

GET FUCKED I AM CRAZY! YOU WILL SERVE ME IN THE NEATHERREALM. FEEL THE WRATH OF SHAO KAHN!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:23 AM

ALL OF MY HATE! ALL OF IT! I WILL INJECT IT INTO YOUR BONES! It will graft onto your bone marrow and you will get HATEKEMIA! YOUR ORGANS WILL EXPLODE AND BOIL OUT YOUR EYES! YOU WILL DIE AND ALSO BE RACIST! CHILDREN WILL DISAPPROVE OF YOU! CONCERNED PARENTS WILL PULL YOU OFF OF LIBRARY SHELVES! PEOPLE WILL BRING YOU UP AT PARTIES WHEN NOT IN MIXED COMPANY AND LAUGH UNTIL A BLACK GUY COMES INTO THE ROOM!

You will be an embarassing reminder of a BYGONE ERA you scat-toothed FUCKLORD!

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:36 AM

Kontan, I don't give a GOOD SHIT what you do to me you fish-lipped block-jawed shitbird, I am going to end your fucking world I am going to haunt your bones. I will vent my rage unto thee seven-fold and to thy seventh generation. This is beyond me, this is beyond you this is some plagues of Egypt shit and I am Yaweh with a blowtorch. I will release locusts into your room while you sleep, I will punch your kidneys so hard you'll piss a river of blood, I will set your pubic hair on fire and hand down commands from on high through your burning bush. You will wander in a desert of pain and torment for forty fucking YEARS motherfucker, you will suffer until the business end of my rusty nail-bat starts to look like the land of Milk and Honey, Ya dig? Oh you fucked with the WRONG desert-god motherfucker, I am straight CRAZY. I kill for FUN, and there's no messiah coming to save your ass from my divine Judgement: YOUR CRIES OF PAIN SHALT BE MINE HYMMS AND THAT WINNEBAGO PARKED OUT BACK, MY TABERNACLE. Piano-wire will be my lightning bolt, and the closest thing you'll have to Mana-from-Heaven will be a brick of my shit in your mouth.

ēlâhî ēlâhî lamâ šabaqtanî BITCHCUNTSMUGGLER.

Despanan · 04-13-2011, 10:51 AM

I am so proud of you right now.