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03-11-2006, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Just watched "Secret Window" with the 'family' here. Very well constructed suspense thriller - I did not see the ending coming.
I had some fettuccini with chicken and broccoli for supper. Reheated a few slices of yesterday's pizza during the movie and drank a couple of Negra Modelo's.
Everyone else has gone to bed and I am enjoying some classic motown groups on PBS like Ashford & Simpson and The Four Tops. And in a little bit I will have a dish of Intense Chocolate ice cream. It's been a damn fine day!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-11-2006 at 09:11 PM.
Reason: grammar
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03-11-2006, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Orgasms are nice. 
I'm having some softserve from Dairy Queen right now.
Could it be more like nirvana?
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03-11-2006, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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I'm eating Homer Hudson Icecream.
Better than it's American cousin, Ben and Jerry!
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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03-11-2006, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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"Sugar pie, honey bunch,
you know that I love you,
can't help myself,
I love you and nobody else"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-11-2006, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Orgasms are nice. |
Wolfie, I'm sorry, but I simply MUST nominate that for
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-11-2006 at 09:54 PM.
Reason: Typos.
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03-12-2006, 12:51 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I am The Lord & Master...
You all are bastards...
Oh, sorry. I just watched every episode of Neurotically Yours.
Awesome... peanut butter and honey sammich...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-12-2006, 02:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Hickory.. Dickory.. dock.
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one...
The mouse ran down...
Hickory... Dickory.. Dock.
A Silly poem for Langher
There once was a fella named Ben,
Who enjoyed all the women one can..
A flirt not a fighter
He'd pull an all nighter
As long as she numbered a ten.
This is your que to laugh.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-12-2006, 04:59 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Just watched "Secret Window" with the 'family' here. Very well constructed suspense thriller - I did not see the ending coming.
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have you read the stephen king story? god, i love saying his name.
as for this kid -
i wanna slap him upside the head and make him do push ups.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-12-2006, 05:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
A Silly poem for Langher
There once was a fella named Ben,
Who enjoyed all the women one can..
A flirt not a fighter
He'd pull an all nighter
As long as she numbered a ten.
This is your que to laugh. |
Hmmm ... you wouldn't be referring to moi, would you?
Well, they don't call me Ben Laughter for nothing. That was pretty funny!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-12-2006, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
have you read the stephen king story? god, i love saying his name.
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No, I haven't. I used to read every book he came out with, but at a certain point (Firestarter, I think) I grew tired of his shallow characterizations (particularly women) and a certain repetitiveness of plot. I read "From A Buick 8" last fall and changed my opinion, so he was back on my list of authors to look into. And yes, the movie very much interested me in reading the novella.
BTW, saw your comment elsewhere regarding Deen Koontz, and I agree about his writing. I've read one book by him that I enjoyed thouroughly, and that one got me because of the super-smart dog that I was rooting for, not the human protagonists.
And yes, that kid should be slapped. Then his sugar supply should be destroyed. Wow!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-12-2006, 06:49 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Hmmm ... you wouldn't be referring to moi, would you?
Well, they don't call me Ben Laughter for nothing. That was pretty funny! |
Oh good god... let me stop typing at 3 am... Lahnger... A poem for Lahnger.. 
And YES I was refering to you. <3 you much Ben!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-12-2006, 07:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Oh, I almost forgot!
Happy Birthday Sanctus!
And you thought I wasn't paying attention.
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03-12-2006, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Hey, look at what kind of fun we're having today in the "Word Association" thread:
08:31 AM
Sanctus Dei - ......Bollocks
09:54 AM
WolfMoon - billiards!
10:18 AM
Ben Lahnger - Nice rack!
Sorry, Wolfie, but it just popped into my head. I usually try to be more subtle, but ... I'm a big ol' lech. What can I say?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-12-2006, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Geisha, love the limerick ... NICE!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-12-2006, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
I like doing that. I'll go back and read my bous conversation and everything from when we first started dating. Gets me all misty eyed.
I love limericks! Here's one for Wolfmoon.
There was a young lady named Wolf Moon
Who sat contemplating an old spoon
"I wonder If I
Stuck this in my eye
Would it make all the newbs go away soon?"
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love it!
You RAWK, baby!
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03-12-2006, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I just downloaded a bunch of emo and am listening to it now...
(not that good so far)
Anybody know of any good jam bands?
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-12-2006, 11:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I was a moody, bitchy person today ... er, yesterday. Losing my cell phone/PDA at the grocery store didn't help. I was pretty damned crabby and somewhat mean to my girlfriend (uncharacteristically so.)
I'm gonna have to find some creative ways to make it up to her tomorrow.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-12-2006, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-13-2006, 03:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
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Last night I stayed up with a friend watching badly made zombie movies.
We were high so it was funnily.
Always I forgot that I have work to day so now after 2 hours of sleep I’m sitting at this PC, trying to stay awake, I can’t write my story because my brain has turned to mush, I can’t sleep because there’s workmen in the building who need my fall attention.
The coffee helps but after 7 cups I’m staring to get worried about side affects, all that I have to do is make it to lunch when I can get stupid amounts of food in me to build up my energy.
I’m ok, the hallucination are gone now, if I can just make it through the day with out the pink thing coming back… I need sleep.
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-13-2006, 03:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I miss Jerry Garcia...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-13-2006, 06:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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I have so many tests this week, and I still haven't started studying for them!
Plus, my exams start in two weeks!! :'(
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03-13-2006, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yesterday sucked ... I felt a little down, lost my cell phone, was thinking about all the things I want or need and all the money I don't have ...
Today, I think I have a job!
Verizon Wireless called and made a conditional job offer, pending drug test and background check. I'm going for those this afternoon and am confident that I will pass, so ...
on April 3rd, I should be starting as the newest customer service representative in Verizon's call center in Houston!
Yeah for team Ben!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-13-2006, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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In 1826, the second and third presidents of the United States, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, died in harmony on July 4, exactly fifty years after they signed the Declaration of Independence. The New-York American wrote:
By a coincidence marvellous and enviable, THOMAS JEFFERSON in like manner with his great compeer, John Adams, breathed his last on the 4th of July. Emphatically may we say, with a Boston paper, had the horses and the chariot of fire descended to take up the patriarchs, it might have been more wonderful, but not more glorious. We remember nothing in the annals of man so striking, so beautiful, as the death of these two "time-honoured" patriots, on the jubilee of that freedom, which they devoted themselves and all that was dear to them, to proclaim and establish. It cannot all be chance.
\m/ o-O \m/
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-13-2006, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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That's pretty cool, Ben.
Tenet, hippies should all die.
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03-13-2006, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Is listening to Jerry now...
Hippies changed the world for the better...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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