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View Poll Results: Should Kontankarite be mayor of your heart?
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OMG, YES
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Double K is double delicious
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I cleave to no leader, but I totally want to sleep with KK
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11-23-2010, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Kontankarite For Mayor
If you vote for me, I will make sure that every third Thursday is paintball in the forums day. If you vote for me, I will form what I want to call Gothic.net's finest, an elite group of enforcers democratically chosen by the people to flame and dismantle any terrible argument. If you vote for me, there will be hot tail in every bed, a beer in every fridge, and wicked awesome stuff in every life.
Make the right vote. Make the KontanKaRITE vote.
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11-24-2010, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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I just came.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-24-2010, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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I'll vote for you 10 times.
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11-24-2010, 07:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 38
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I voted for KK.
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11-24-2010, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Yeah! I voted for him too. 
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11-26-2010, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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KK will lead this cou... forum... into a bright new future.
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11-26-2010, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Well, I didn't vote for him.
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11-29-2010, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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OMG liek i tottally want to sleep with KK again
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12-01-2010, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by korinna5555
OMG liek i tottally want to sleep with KK again
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OMG - like I totally want to use Kontan as the roo bar on my hilux.
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12-01-2010, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
OMG - like I totally want to use Kontan as the roo bar on my hilux.
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You're talking redneck, a dialect I'm not a stranger to. For those that need a translation:
I totally want to ride Kontan's legendary penis and have him cum in my eyeball.
Fruitbat, you may be a dipshit, but god damn are you a sick and kinky fuck.
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12-01-2010, 10:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
ride Kontan's legendary penis and have him cum in my eyeball.
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Just a normal Saturday night for me.
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12-02-2010, 02:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
You're talking redneck, a dialect I'm not a stranger to. For those that need a translation:
I totally want to ride Kontan's legendary penis and have him cum in my eyeball.
Fruitbat, you may be a dipshit, but god damn are you a sick and kinky fuck.
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Have you been watching my website again?
Does your penis come with a saddle? I don't want to fall off when it gets exciting.
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12-02-2010, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Sweet Priapus!!!! A PENIS SADDLE!!! I want one!!! With my anal-bead lasso and penis saddle I could be "Toy Rogers" or "The Sexemup Kid"!!
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12-02-2010, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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I am horribly frightened. The image you just burned in my head will last for days to come.
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12-02-2010, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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kotan you aer not a mod stop actign silty.
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12-04-2010, 04:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
Sweet Priapus!!!! A PENIS SADDLE!!! I want one!!! With my anal-bead lasso and penis saddle I could be "Toy Rogers" or "The Sexemup Kid"!!
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Hmm... I think I'll call you Toy Rogers from now on.
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12-04-2010, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Speaking of mods, what's this new infraction thing?
I don't think it has anything to do with being a mod.... It is all about the Power!!!
To which I don't know what they think they will accomplish.
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12-04-2010, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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... and I noticed everyone would prefer having sex with Krotan. Perhaps he could be one of those Internet guys that travels around sleeping with everyone until being lured into a dingy redneck's basement, tortured and then killed. I've never heard of that happening, but I bet it does.
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