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03-15-2011, 11:51 PM
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#126
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Sage Advice of the Day: Klutzy fuckers should avoid bunk beds.
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03-15-2011, 11:52 PM
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#127
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What the hell. XD
Slow down, maybe?
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03-15-2011, 11:58 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Well my feet can usually go behind my head without a problem, I just got a little extra tangled and Jake was too amused by my predicament to be of any help.
Oddly enough I have never gotten hurt fucking in a bunk-bed, or having sex in weird places, or super kinky sex, just while having normal, vanilla sex in a normal bed.
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03-16-2011, 12:05 AM
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#129
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I would probably laugh at you, too. And that's why I generally steer clear of crazy what the fuck positions. Sure, it looks cool in porn, but they're not practical or really that enjoyable most of the time.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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03-16-2011, 12:10 AM
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#130
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I can't even blow a guy in a bunk bed without somehow managing to smack my head on the roof or top bunk.
Porn is great, both straight and gay porn. Generally speaking the straight men in either are better looking. Vanilla positions are best though, some of the others are outright bizarre or just not sexy.
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03-16-2011, 12:12 AM
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#131
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Aren't most of the dudes in gay porn strait?
Also, lol @ the bunk bed. Why are you blowing a dude in a bunk bed, of all places?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-16-2011, 12:13 AM
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#132
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I kind of wanted to be mad at him but I really couldn't cuz it was pretty damn funny. It wasn't even that complicated of a position and it was fine while we were actually going at it, it was just once we finished and I tried to get untangled that I realized I was kind of locked on that position and promptly fell on my face.
Most dudes in gay pron are straight? What? But they seem so enthusiastic.
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03-16-2011, 12:20 AM
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#133
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
I kind of wanted to be mad at him but I really couldn't cuz it was pretty damn funny. It wasn't even that complicated of a position and it was fine while we were actually going at it, it was just once we finished and I tried to get untangled that I realized I was kind of locked on that position and promptly fell on my face.
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I am reminded of a checkered lover who thought the hammock was a good spot. It was alright, be she didn't think about how immature I am.
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Most dudes in gay pron are straight? What? But they seem so enthusiastic.
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Yeah, I think so. That stuff pays a ton more then strait porn.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-16-2011, 12:23 AM
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#134
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Because we were in his room and he had a bunk bed at the time, anyway, it was either sexy times in the bed or sexy times on the floor with the other six people in the room who were trying to watch Scrubs.
I don't think so, there's a whole division of gay porn dedicated solely to the sexual bending of straight guys for cash but for the most part they're either straight or bi. What annoys me now, is gay guys pretending to be straight for pseudo-straight/gay porn.
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03-16-2011, 12:31 AM
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#135
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Why would that bother you, though? A dude is a dude, right? Who cares what his orientation really is?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-16-2011, 12:36 AM
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#136
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I care because half the arousal is seeing an actual straight guy give up all of what it means to be straight for a small time. It's a totally hot affirmation of universal bisexuality. It's also about the principle: they advertise straight on gay action then it better be that not gay pretending to be straight on gay action. Gay pretending to be straight on straight action or straight on straight action are both fine though.
Yes I know I have strange priorities.
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03-16-2011, 12:39 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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You do. And I'm going to bed now. ^^;
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-16-2011, 12:40 AM
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#138
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Night Versus. Sleep well.
Maybe now I'll finally get back to being proactive on this document study for Romans: Confessions of Finitude and Faith.
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03-16-2011, 12:45 AM
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#139
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Yeah, I said screw that. I'll finish my stuff in the morning.
Later, dude.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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