Found this and I can't stop laughing..
"This is a very long post and nobody is asking to read it, so don't complain about the length.
It has been a year since my love has passed away.
I met this girl on the internet. It was on eBay. I know your reaction is probably “wtf”, but seriously, you have no idea how interesting this girl was to me. We had very similar interests. We both watched the same videos, listen to the same music, and I think the most important of all, we both play video games.
So after getting to know each other very well on the website, I finally decided to tell her I was interested. I offered to pick her up, and she, being flattered, said yes to me. In addition to her saying yes, it just so happened that me and her lived in the same city. The day I told her I liked her was also the most changing day of my life. It was not only the day I was going to meet her, but it was going to be the day we become together.
During this first date, she wanted to have dinner at my house. I was shocked since it was only our first date. I was originally planning to take her to the mall, the CN tower, and other romantic places. But anyway, I prepared dinner at my place and we had a very interesting conversation (even though she barely spoke).
So as the night ended, it was time to take her home; however, she decided that she did not want to go home ever again and she wanted to be with me forever. What the heck? We've only known each other for a day but I guess she really liked me. I asked her why she wanted to stay with me. Her reply was that the people she lived with weren’t really taking good care of her and that she was abused constantly. As she tells me more about her situation, my head starts telling me that perhaps I should let her stay. So yes, this was my decision, I was going to, in fact, let her stay due to her situation.
As time passes, I start to see how my decision to let her stay with me really works out. When I sleep, I always feel comfortable. When I sit on the couch to watch television, I feel comfortable. The only thing she couldn't do was cook... which I didn't care much for since I like cooking for myself anyway. We’ve really become attached but she always said to me to never take her out or anything because she didn’t want her family to see her. In other words, she wanted to be safe in my house.
Every Friday night we would make love to each other. I’m not going to go into details because you probably don’t want to hear that stuff but seriously, nobody has ever made me feel so good in bed. Seriously, she was that good and she was always into it. Not to mention that her skin was smooth and her body was almost perfect. However, making love was not the best thing we did together. As I mentioned earlier, we both liked video games. So we would both play Guitar Hero and all that fun stuff together. Video games were seriously a big part of our relationship.
One day, as I walk home from work, I see someone I know from eBay at my front door. He had covered my entire house with gasoline. As soon as he sees me he lights a match and throws it at my house. He said to me, “you forgot to pay #@*@*@!”. The first thing that came to mind was saving her because she was still in the house. I ran as quickly as I could but the guy quickly knocked me out. A few minutes later, I see my house burning and through the window… I see her burn.
Seriously, this was the most harmful day of my life. Seeing my love die before my eyes is not a pleasant sight. Of course, the guy who burned my house was caught by the police and he went to jail; however, I don’t think I can ever replace my love for his justice.
Anyway, to those who are interested… here is her photo."
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...i32/mylove.jpg
The Council of Days - traditional goth rock
