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11-28-2008, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Stop trying to lick my balls
I have no nerve endings there that give me pleasure. Please don't fondle them, suck them or lick them, as it's not arousing. In fact, anything zeroing in on my balls that isn't clothing makes me nervous.
Every girl that starts doing it (it's always unsolicited if you dislike it) has to be told that you don't like it and then she feels like a newbie (which she is).
Also, ass to mouth is revolting. Do not propose it if you know what's good for you.
The others girls giving you sex advice are LYING. If I wanted to get dirty I'd fuck a trash bin, and if I took pleasure in dominating women I'd simply beat the shit out of them. So stop trying to lick my balls before things get out of hand.
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11-28-2008, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Um. Okaaay... not that I would lower myself to such standards, but... *is suddenly hit by the Pun Sledgehammer* Oh dear, no, that was not intended...
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11-28-2008, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Damn French!
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11-28-2008, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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[Little off-topic] I said it once to a girl I have to go on a blind date with.
And I said "Aren't you going to lick my balls ?" once when I was going out with my BF.
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11-28-2008, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Did they do it, and more importantly, did you enjoy it?
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11-28-2008, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Umm... If you mean the girl, No I did not.
I didn't let her touch it.
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11-28-2008, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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I don't let girls go near my balls either. The area around my balls? Go for it, but my balls themselves are too tender for such roughhousing.
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11-28-2008, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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I like clothes pins on my balls. Good fun.
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11-29-2008, 12:48 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
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It's all a matter of preferance. Ask Albert Fish.
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11-29-2008, 05:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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I like having my balls fondled. Light pressure feels good. It has to be done just right, though, and is not for amateurs.
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11-29-2008, 06:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son
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Pins in the peraneum(sp?). Good ol' fashioned fun. Didn't he also pick up a taste for human flesh in the merchant marines?
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12-02-2008, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Most guys I've been with/asked REALLY like it when girls touch/lick/whatever their balls.
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12-02-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Eh my experiences have been kind of mixed, some guys love it and some hate it, so I ask first.
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01-05-2010, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Yeah... talking about sex is probably a good idea before you do it. I don't really see a problem with anything that consenting adults do in private.
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01-05-2010, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I'm not sure why you really brought this thread back up but it is over a year old, if you didn't notice the date/time on the posts they can be found right above the username of the poster. You may want to keep an eye on that as some people get a bit riled up by thread necroing.
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01-06-2010, 05:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I just couldn't resist... did you see the title of this thread?!?!?
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01-06-2010, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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$hade was the funniest ambiguously gay Asian ever.
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01-06-2010, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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We should have a megathread like this in the general section.
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01-06-2010, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Damn French!
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what is that supposed to mean you little one?
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01-06-2010, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
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01-06-2010, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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Oh, this made me crack up heavily xD
I agree though, sucking on balls was invented by porn and should not go anywhere else. Like dickslapping. Who the fuck gets off on that?
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01-06-2010, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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Some like it while others don't.
But seriously i don't see what's the big deal about it!
what about necrophilia ?
That's so much more appealing to me personally ! hahahaha
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01-06-2010, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I just couldn't resist... did you see the title of this thread?!?!?
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Fair enough
Different people like some different things I don't get why this concept is so hard for some people to understand. Assumptions about what is "normal" to like leads to a lot of unsatisfactory sex.
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01-06-2010, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Originally Posted by creature6
what about necrophilia ?
That's so much more appealing to me personally ! hahahaha
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Depends on how hot and state of decomposition.
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01-06-2010, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
$hade was the funniest ambiguously gay Asian ever.
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He wasn't very ambiguous, but yeah he was hilarious. Hope he's doing okay.
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