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06-20-2010, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The arrows were pointing at the thread right before mine. The CRACK FRAPPE, of course.
And there is NOT a universal code in play on this forum that says the number of arrows equals the number of posts you go up to find the referred post.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-20-2010, 10:34 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Haha, that's usually what I do, myself.
CRACK FRAPPE FOR THE WIN.
It's pretty awesome. I think she made it a quad-shot, maybe more. Yum. 
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06-20-2010, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yeah, I'm totally jealous. I want one ... except I'm drinking some half-caf and relaxing because I'm trying to behave. I have a tendency to take in way too much caffeine all the time and it's been contributing to my insomnia problems.
Sometimes being good sucks!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-20-2010, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Being good always sucks.
Except when you're being bad and.. heehee, nevermind. ;D
I'm still on a RockBand high. It gives me such an ego boost when I can pull off 100% vocals on expert.
Plus caffeine.
Plus nicotine.
Whoo, baby.
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06-20-2010, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Some more amazingly funny Texts From Last Night:
[410] - just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
[913] - sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
[773] - Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
[732] - No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
[818] - His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
[678] - I answered my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
[503] - iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
[386] - The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-21-2010, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
[732] - No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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HA. XD
Today has been fairly sucky, so far. :/
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06-21-2010, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
Posts: 491
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The UK's Absolute Radio branch's 90's station has finally launched! Yea-deff made my day!
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What I say when someone asks "why are you dressed like someone died?":
"because somewhere in the world, someone just did..."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here."-from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
"A real friend will stab you in the front."-licence plate frame a friend & I saw
Please read My Blog!
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06-23-2010, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Finding the funniest Texts From Last Night entry ever!
[732] - there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I spent almost all of last night stargazing and talking to a very dear friend, and then woke up with him snuggled next to me this morning. Definitely made my week. :]
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06-23-2010, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Turtle Island, Earth
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I flew out to California yesterday morning, and tonight we drove up to the reservation. I love being on reservation land; something changes everytime I hit the border. A feeling of peace and total contentment comes over me; it feels wonderful, like coming home after a long journey. It's wonderful, I'm still positively glowing after only being there for a little over an hour.
That made my week.
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06-24-2010, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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The latest television commercial for Microsofts search/decision engine "Bing".
It's the latest in a series that features Hispanic looking actors speaking Spanish with English captions.
In the previous commercial, we saw a husband frantically trying to use search engines to satisfy his beautiful wife's desire for entertainment, but he finds the search results overwhelming and is mired in searching through them. Then a handsome stranger bursts through the door riding a horse and holding a laptop. He announces to the wife that Bing has shown him the perfect thing to take her to would be the movie Prince of Persia, and encourages her to ride away with him. She jumps up on the horse and they ride off through the door, leaving the husband pulling at his hair and crying out, "Los links! Los links!"
(Because trying to sort through all the search engine links has left him literally lost.)
Los Links Episode Uno
So what's tickled my funny bone so is the sequel, wherein the husband is similarly engaged with the search engines because his beautiful maid has asked him to take her away. And as he struggles with "los links", the handsome stranger rides through the door on a horse again, with the wife still clinging to his back, and this time he steals the beautiful maid away because of his superior Bing search engine abilities. It's so silly that it's funny.
Los Links Episode Dos
"Los links! Los links!" - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-25-2010, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I got a letter from student loans! Our kerfuffle has been all cleared up, I'm on good terms with them now ^_^ My future is not ruined! Huzzah!
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06-25-2010, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Saya, I'm so happy for you!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-26-2010, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Finding out that some dork created a wall mural of Link made of post-it notes:
SOURCE
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-26-2010, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Oh man I should do something like that in my room!
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06-27-2010, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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Originally Posted by Saya
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OMG! pg 4, firefighter giving kitty O2! Best of ALL of them!!!
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And the bright light of salvation up in dark and empty skies
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06-27-2010, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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i pass all oƒ*my test and i dont have to go to summer school!!!!!!!!
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06-28-2010, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Saturday night:
Five beers
Two big cups of mead
One cup of wine
Firefly iced tea vodka with lemonade
Half a fifth of whiskey
and then waking up the next morning completely normal (okay, maybe a little tipsy, but no hangover)
I AM INVINCIBLE.
I also got to see my favorite Swede and all my family. Pretty much made the rest of my month.
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06-28-2010, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I found pants that fit rather well, they will work for work but work for just about any occasion (other than something formal), and they were 50% off!
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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06-28-2010, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Saw my best friend yesterday - recovering alcoholic who fell off the wagon big-time last month. He's looking good and has gained some weight. It was awesome to see him looking like he's got his shit together. We spent a really great day sober, just hanging out playing guitar & catching up. I don't get to see him as much as I'd like since he lives in NY now, so it's fucking awful when he goes missing as I can't even help look for him; my role has now been reduced to helping his dad call every number they can find on his cell bill and pacing a lot until they find him. This is the best I've seen him look since we were sixteen though, so hopefully that's now a thing of the past. I'm really hoping this one is for keeps - when he's not drinking he is genuinely one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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06-28-2010, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Saw my best friend yesterday - recovering alcoholic who fell off the wagon big-time last month. He's looking good and has gained some weight. It was awesome to see him looking like he's got his shit together. We spent a really great day sober, just hanging out playing guitar & catching up. I don't get to see him as much as I'd like since he lives in NY now, so it's fucking awful when he goes missing as I can't even help look for him; my role has now been reduced to helping his dad call every number they can find on his cell bill and pacing a lot until they find him. This is the best I've seen him look since we were sixteen though, so hopefully that's now a thing of the past. I'm really hoping this one is for keeps - when he's not drinking he is genuinely one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
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This is a great post, you big soppy sissy bitch.
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06-28-2010, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Pretty much. When I'm not having to be all surly and kicking people's asses, I sure do rock them man-hugs.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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06-28-2010, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Yer mom... LOL!!!
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06-28-2010, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Fixeded comp00ter!!!!!!! I have missed the fuck out of all my music.
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
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