Hello hello hello etc.

TheCastrator · 06-17-2006, 09:25 AM

I'm doing a school proje-
No, that's a lie.

Hello. Yes. Christ, what does one say? Um. I've lurked for several months, so I suppose I have that going for me; I've not just stumbled upon this place and gone "Hurr, dat dem goffik types sure seem freaky!" or whatnot.
And yes, I seem to have appeared at a less than brilliant time going by some of the stuff going on. Damn.

Still, one must make an effort.
And you made a lovely questionnaire for us new people. Fantastic.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I look for a job. And mope, but that's only to be expected.

2. Where are you from?
Glasgow, a horrible place in the less-than-brilliant Scotland. Also, I refuse to call myself Scottish. I'm British. National pride is something that happens to other people.

3. Who is your favorite author?
Saki! Nobody's heard of him, and I only discovered him about a year and a half ago. He's brilliant! And Douglas Adams' pretty damn good. I was re-reading bits of The Hitch Hiker's Guide recently and it struck me how obvious it was that it started out life as a radio play. Apart from that, really, I don't think I go for authors. I tend to go for books.

4. What are your favorite films?
Blade Runner. Withnail & I, Pink Floyd's The Wall(Does that count? It had better),

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I refuse to get married.

6. At your funeral?
First eight bars of the Funeral March that then slides into the Imperial March. I demand laughter and cringing.
"What was he thinking when he came up with that idea?"
"Christ knows. Lucky he's dead now, else he'd be dying of embarrassment."

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
If I have to die…hmm. I don't know.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
I don't know either. I'm obviously not much cop at this goth thing. But! But but but, I want to be buried vertically. And have the underside of it greased so the pallbearers have a hard time. And various other things that I'm not going into here.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Oooh, I'll go for my skirt, shirt with the buckles down the arms and corset. All black. Woah, dark.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Probably laughing at anything not funny.

I say that, but while typing, I thought "God, I long for the days when something silly like the word 'bumlips' would make me laugh" and then I started laughing. I'm obviously six years old.

11. What's your favorite band?
I have lots. Depends on my mood at the time. Bauhaus, naturally, :Wumpscut:, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Manic Street Preachers, Current 93. I also like, gulp, a good bit of electronic stuff and this summer, it seems that I want to listen to more...oh dear...more rap.
My tastes are at best eclectic and at worst, erratic.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
A pretty rubbish education. Lets leave it at that.

13. Why did you join?
Why not?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I would be a boy.

Right. That was lovely. Anything else I want to share with the class? I'm about two metres from a drumstick Kevin Haskins chucked into the audience at the end of a Bauhaus gig back in February(+50 goth points), I'm currently listening to Mylo and am using IE to type all this as this post box thingum doesn't show properly on Opera.

Questions, questions?

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-17-2006, 09:58 AM

Some of your answers made laugh my head off

Say, wich one of the books of the Hitch Hicker's Guide is your favorite (hahaaa, tricky question)

Elsewere... No questions, welcome on the boards!

TheCastrator · 06-17-2006, 10:13 AM

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Say, wich one of the books of the Hitch Hicker's Guide is your favorite (hahaaa, tricky question)

Oooh, yes, very tricky. I think I might just have to go for the first. It sets it all up, it gives you the characters, it's the beginning.

Oh, and also; film? What film? I remember no film. There wasn't a film. Stop saying there was a film. Go away. Stop it! LIES! LIES!

Nosce · 06-17-2006, 10:25 AM

Why hello there sir, nice to be recieveing you. You seem like a nice young fresh-faced lad with lots of energy and a strong arm. Only one arm mind you, I bit the other one off.

In lesser terms: hello.

TheCastrator · 06-17-2006, 10:43 AM

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Why hello there sir, nice to be recieveing you. You seem like a nice young fresh-faced lad with lots of energy and a strong arm. Only one arm mind you, I bit the other one off.

In lesser terms: hello.

Fresh faced? God no. I'm currently sporting two weeks' worth of stubble. It's horrible. Though you're correct about the strong arm; I have Internet access and I'm not going to pretend I use it for studying.

So yes; 'hi'.

Nosce · 06-17-2006, 11:21 AM

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Though you're correct about the strong arm; I have Internet access and I'm not going to pretend I use it for studying.

Well, only unless mother's around.

TheCastrator · 06-17-2006, 11:50 AM

Well, naturally.

disorder · 06-17-2006, 06:13 PM

I am frantically trying to picture a man in a corset...

Nope, images in head not forthcoming.

Oh well, it doesn't matter. Welcome, and don't steal the cake, it makes the members narky.

TheCastrator · 06-18-2006, 04:55 AM

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I am frantically trying to picture a man in a corset...

Nope, images in head not forthcoming.

Oh well, it doesn't matter. Welcome, and don't steal the cake, it makes the members narky.

I'll have to stick a picture up at some point, then.

I shall take note of the warning too.
(What type of cake is it?)

Sanctus Dei · 06-18-2006, 10:40 AM

Oh my oh my... this makes two David Tibet Fans?? My heart has skipped several beats!!! Welcome young Castrator... to the dark side of the internet. Heh.

An Eccentric Cellist · 06-18-2006, 12:31 PM

Hmmm... man in corset... does the word "macaroni" mean anything to you? Or "Yankee Doodle Dandy" for that matter?
Welcome.

TheCastrator · 06-18-2006, 12:45 PM

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Oh my oh my... this makes two David Tibet Fans?? My heart has skipped several beats!!! Welcome young Castrator... to the dark side of the internet. Heh.

Even though he refused to play here for that last tour, yes. Damn him and his wicked ways.
It's not even like it's far away...<mutters to self>

TheCastrator · 06-18-2006, 12:57 PM

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Hmmm... man in corset... does the word "macaroni" mean anything to you? Or "Yankee Doodle Dandy" for that matter?
Welcome.

Apart from the penguin and the pasta, nothing.

Except, in a bid to appear more intelligent than I am and find other meanings on Wikipedia, I realise you mean the fashion.

I'm not nearly foppish enough for that, I'm afraid.

disorder · 06-19-2006, 02:51 AM

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I shall take note of the warning too.
(What type of cake is it?)

Oh, just cake in general

Sanctus Dei · 06-19-2006, 05:03 AM

Bwahahahahaha!!!

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-19-2006, 07:53 AM

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film? What film? I remember no film. There wasn't a film. Stop saying there was a film. Go away. Stop it! LIES! LIES!

I have no idea of what you are talking about. Film is legend, there is no such things like a film. Neither is there a Tooth Fairy. There's lots of them (of course, how could one manage to work that hard all year long?)
All there was, is books, episodes on the BBC channel, and on the BBC radio.
There's nothing more.

(Sorry I didn't anwer earlier, but I was busy getting drunk)

TheCastrator · 06-19-2006, 08:11 AM

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(Sorry I didn't anwer earlier, but I was busy getting drunk)

A perfectly good reason for not doing anything.

And have you got the number of one of the faries? I got a wisdom tooth out in December and although I don't have it on me, I certainly had in me. What I went through for that I think I deserve a good bit of cash.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-19-2006, 09:28 AM

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And have you got the number of one of the faries? I got a wisdom tooth out in December and although I don't have it on me, I certainly had in me. What I went through for that I think I deserve a good bit of cash.

Welcome to the club.
Unfortunately, last time I manage to trap one there was no mobile phones. And she didn't wanted to give her adress.
When I try to torture her to have it anyway my parents came and free her.
Sorry.
Maybe you could try to trap one with some kid's help?

TheCastrator · 06-19-2006, 09:35 AM

I suppose I could lurk around clubs and wait for a mush* pit so I could collect teeth from the floor and set a trap with them.

Thinking about it, that might be mildly evil. But I demand my money.

*A typo, but a delightful one, so it stays.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-19-2006, 10:03 AM

Actually, in my house the kid will lose a tooth quite soon. I'm thinking about hiding under the desk with a club.
When she gets in *bam*, I knock her out. Wich will leave me time to tie her.

Evil is a subjective notion.

TheCastrator · 06-19-2006, 10:26 AM

Excellent. Get me her number so I can try figure out who's to blame for the wisdom tooth mess-up.

TheCastrator · 06-20-2006, 06:42 AM

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7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
If I have to die…hmm. I don't know.

And then, today, on the bus, I came up with an actual answer to that question(Again, if I have to die).
"And so, if I mix these two chemicals...like so, then I can actually create gold! The philosopher's stone!"
"Those two? I thought it was the ones over in the other cupboard."
"...Bollocks."

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-20-2006, 08:23 AM

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Excellent. Get me her number so I can try figure out who's to blame for the wisdom tooth mess-up.

Darn kid, he lost it at school, and for good, she won't come now, all my evil plans are ruined *cry*

TheCastrator · 06-20-2006, 08:28 AM

Sounds like you're going to have to wait until he loses another.
Or if you can't wait, do you still have that club...

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-20-2006, 08:32 AM

*whisling and looking at the ceiling*
Me?
Nooo, I'm a good girl. Wouldn't do that.