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Kasdeja
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Elystan
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Versus is clearly bored on force-pro today.
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09-13-2011, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Kasdeja vs. Elystan
Kasdeja, every post you make on these forums is so unapologetically asinine that I have to wonder if you are a troll, a dimwitted adult, or just a child playing at being aloof and indignant. I hate to admit it, but it's maddening to think that the latter two could exist to such a degree.
Elystan, you are such an insecure puta that it makes my testicles quiver every time I try to imagine life from your perspective. Do you understand how immature and self-centered you are being, or does it just not bother you?
I've decided that I don't have the patience for both of you, so I've created this thread to be your battle space wherein you will fight to the death. I can't guarantee approval for victory, but maybe one of you will emerge with a better understanding of yourself.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 12:42 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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Elystan has done nothing except have a normal teenage relationship crisis.
Also, don't use the word puta again.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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09-14-2011, 01:05 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Elystan, you are such an insecure puta that it makes my testicles quiver every time I try to imagine life from your perspective. Do you understand how immature and self-centered you are being, or does it just not bother you?
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Why does it have to be one or the other?
Also this is an invitation to a 2 on 1 handicap match with a crowd favourite, not a showdown between heels.
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09-14-2011, 04:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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He's not participating. He's just set up the arena. It IS a 1-on-1 battle.
Are you conceding victory to the other "heel"* by withdrawal?
(*I told you that you needed a new publicist.)
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the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
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09-14-2011, 06:23 AM
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#5
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Te quiero puta!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-14-2011, 06:26 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
Elystan has done nothing except have a normal teenage relationship crisis.
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He says he's 24.
TO THE DEATH!
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09-14-2011, 07:45 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Nothing will come out of this poll... I agree with Ely.
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09-14-2011, 08:03 AM
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#8
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Nothing will come out of this poll... I agree with Ely.
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Chingar a su madre, cabron.
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-14-2011, 09:45 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I meant this to be in jest, but if it's inappropriate:
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Originally Posted by Alan
Also, don't use the word puta again.
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Why? I say it often. D:
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 09:57 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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I dunno man, I think in this thread you're the bitch
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09-14-2011, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
I dunno man, I think in this thread you're the bitch
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Well, I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Not as entertaining as I'd hoped.
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09-14-2011, 10:36 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
He says he's 24.
TO THE DEATH!
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Angel-puss knows what's up. Fuckin' pacifists runnin' mah guvvamint.
I'm backing Elystan - no idea what eiter of them have done to piss everybody off, but at least he didn't try to make peace with his opponent to get out of fighting. Kasdeja's like the Roman gladiator who ignores the crowd's judgment & helps her fallen opponent up like a goddamn hippie. Yeah, human rights, blood sports are brutal blah blah. Give a fuck. I'm a Roman peasant, my cow's sick, my wife's dead, I might have syphilis, this is my only entertainment and I PAID FOR MY TICKET GODDAMN IT, SO SOME MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING DOWN IF I HAVE TO STAGE-DIVE THE RING AND START HANDING OUT ASSES.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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It's not that either of them did anything. But fuck it!
APATHY'S CHILD VS. SAYA
LET'S GET IT ON.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Well, I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
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So's your face
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09-14-2011, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
So's your face
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Not now. The adults are talking.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
It's not that either of them did anything. But fuck it!
APATHY'S CHILD VS. SAYA
LET'S GET IT ON.
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I can fill you in on how that'd go:
PHASE 1: Eye-fuck.
PHASE 2: Circling each other like panthers (who prepare for battle with more eye-fucking).
PHASE 3: BODYSLAM.
Who's on the bottom of that end result would depend on my mood - without wanting to bring too much hubris to the table, Saya is a skinny vegan and I'm a six-four Bloodsport extra. However viewers have our assurance that no Sayas will be harmed in the making of Versus' Wet Dream.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 10:52 AM
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#18
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Not now. The adults are talking.
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Come at me
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09-14-2011, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I can fill you in on how that'd go:
PHASE 1: Eye-fuck.
PHASE 2: Circling each other like panthers (who prepare for battle with more eye-fucking).
PHASE 3: BODYSLAM.
Who's on the bottom of that end result would depend on my mood - without wanting to bring too much hubris to the table, Saya is a skinny vegan and I'm a six-four Bloodsport extra. However viewers have our assurance that no Sayas will be harmed in the making of Versus' Wet Dream.
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You're a man with sensitive feelings who masturbates to his own poetry. You'd get bent over even my ego.
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09-14-2011, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MechaSaya
You're a man with sensitive feelings who masturbates to his own poetry. You'd get bent over even my ego.
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Yes, mistress. Now please lick my mangina... FOR FEMINISM
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Put down your purse and listen:
I don't want to talk, or really do anything with you. That's what other women are for. The one and only thing I expect from a man is a good dicking, but you obviously can't even give anybody that. I mean, I don't know what stronger signals then "I think it's wrong to oppress women" and "Eating meat is wrong" I can give, but I don't think it would even matter because Versus is only man here, anyway.
So fuck off. I'll call you when I need a tampon.
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09-14-2011, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Not now. The adults are talking.
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Daddy's working...?
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09-14-2011, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
He says he's 24.
TO THE DEATH!
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...could have fooled me...
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Be Kind
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09-14-2011, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MechaSaya
Put down your purse and listen:
I don't want to talk, or really do anything with you. That's what other women are for. The one and only thing I expect from a man is a good dicking, but you obviously can't even give anybody that. I mean, I don't know what stronger signals then "I think it's wrong to oppress women" and "Eating meat is wrong" I can give, but I don't think it would even matter because Versus is only man here, anyway.
So fuck off. I'll call you when I need a tampon.
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Make sure you don't forget that promise when the fluids start running, sweet-cheeks. I will make an awesome tampon. I'm ribbed and I can play gee-tar - for that "I'm having getting fucked demeaning-like to cool musics and all your orifices are belong to me" buzz. 
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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This thread has the potential to become one of the greatest threads of all time. OF ALL FUCKING TIME. Do not disappoint me.
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