Dodgy Lyrics

[disorder]

I was looking through the section when I noticed that there was a thread for 'good' lyrics, but there wasn't one for somewhat 'dodgy' ones.

So, have you every heard a song that's lyrics are just shite?

Post them here.

[Haunted House]

Though I'm absolutly in love with Misfits, Glenn Danzig's lyrics are one big gramatical nightmare.

My favorite is:
"Times I never hardly sleep at night." in 'I Turned into a Martian'.

[Somber Illusions]

I absolutely love Dope and the incredible mixing they use in all of their songs. The vocalist has a very unique voice, which blends very well with the industrial style music he implements. In reality, everything has imperfections, in this case, its abhorrent lyrics. While listening to them, I notice Edsel (vocalist) often repeats himself in many of his songs. He has no individuality in any of his lyrics whatsoever and they sound like he wrote them in about 10 minutes. I'm not going to give a specific song because all of the lyrics are awful.