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12-20-2005, 08:52 PM
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Praise Goth and Pass the Ammunition
Hello everyone, and welcome to another flame thread! Only this one's a bit different. Now, we're all Goths here. We're going to have some spats. But there is a huge difference between a slovenly, ill-mannered, vulgar exchange of "Yo momma"s, and a well-crafted, subtle, and thoroughly spiteful exchange of brutally cutting insults. The former is merely something to scroll through, the latter a pleasure to read. The former is something we can expect from any mundane, but the latter is the work of Goths!
Thus, with the hope of perpetuating the delicate art of proper flaming, I have created this thread as a home for all the finest insults. Whether your own or someone elses (make sure you give them credit, though!), post here all the insults that make you want to applaud. And next time you're searching for something to say to the person who just called yo momma fat, you'll know exactly where to look.
So praise Goth and past the (verbal) ammunition!
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12-20-2005, 08:53 PM
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I think this is a useless thread.
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12-20-2005, 09:00 PM
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I'm sorry you think so. If nobody else likes it, I'll delete it.
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12-20-2005, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Your mother is so goth she gave birth to some wretched troll like you?
Is that how you play?
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12-20-2005, 09:04 PM
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Okay, okay, I get the hint. Sorry I picked a bad topic. I'll try and do better this time. How do I (and can I) delete this?
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12-20-2005, 09:04 PM
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This could be fun. I like insults  , just let me think of some of the things Ive been called and Ill stick them up heeheehee
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 09:07 PM
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Thank you! I feel loved.  Okay, go ahead and lock it. (sigh) I just read some really awesome insults in some of the "discussions" between y'all and Unconscious Insanity, that's what gave me the idea.
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12-20-2005, 09:07 PM
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Asking someone to insult you is sad.
Asking someone to be brutally honest is good.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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12-20-2005, 09:12 PM
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No, no, I wasn't asking to be insulted. I just meant, if someone called someone else part of a three-day old dead rectum or something creative like that, you could post it here so we could all laugh.
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12-20-2005, 09:17 PM
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I like memorizing Shakesperean insults. Yeah, I'm a nerd. Did you know he called someone a bull's pizzle in Henry IV? I mean, nowadays, that would have been censored. How sad.
(sighs again) This is very humiliating.
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12-20-2005, 09:20 PM
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I find it unnecessary to create a party where you can just insult for sake of humour. Insults can be funny at times, but should't be used in a way to entertain oneself.
Take Xng for an example, you don't see her insulting someone just because she thinks it would be funny.
There should be a valid reason to insult someone.
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12-20-2005, 09:22 PM
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bah.
yo' momma's so fat, when she wears her malcolm x t-shirt, helicopters keep trying to land on her.
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12-20-2005, 09:29 PM
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Yo' momma sucks.
Like a ten dollar whore on the job.
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12-20-2005, 09:30 PM
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Okay, rockandrose. I understand. And I apologize. I didn't mean to offend anyone with this thread.
E_E: never heard that one before.
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12-20-2005, 09:39 PM
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You didn't offend me.
I think insults can only be funny to an extent. You can only celebrate for so long and for so much.
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12-20-2005, 09:40 PM
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What I think Dark Art wanted when she started this thread was a place for pretty funny insults that we've heard. There are all those "Yo Mumma" joke websites that we laugh at, why not have something a little more intelligent to laugh at aswell? Anyway. Thats my piece. It wasn't written to offend anyone so dont think it was
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 09:41 PM
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I don't consider those jokes to be insults, maybe for others.
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12-20-2005, 09:42 PM
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we get it already...
post your insults...
think of rabbit or that insanity thing and let loose.
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12-20-2005, 09:44 PM
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Post my insults huh? I had this really bad comeback I used on a guy, I'll put it down:
Some Guy: Geez, you're so dumb, you can't tell the difference between anything!
Demonista: Of course I can't tell the difference! Your thumb and your dick are the same size!.
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12-20-2005, 09:46 PM
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Hahahahaha that was funny
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 09:53 PM
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Did you really say that? I'd love to see the look on his face...
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12-20-2005, 09:55 PM
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He just shut up and the rest of the class pointed and laughed at him.
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12-20-2005, 09:57 PM
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Isnt it fun to watch idiots get laughed at?
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 09:57 PM
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Now I REALLY wish I could have been there...
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12-20-2005, 10:06 PM
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Would've been fun to pelt eggs at him. My friend told someone that they looked like a barrel on stilts.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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