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Old 12-15-2010, 08:52 PM   #1
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I am so cute.

No seriously, it's true. I'm freaking precious. I just bought fake hair, and it looks amazing on me. I paid 40 bucks for plastic hair and I feel like a new person. I look so good fake I'm thinking about a boob job just to supplement my already good-looking and ample breastage just to see how much more good-looking I can get. Faux is F-auxsome. Did that even make sense, phonetically? Who cares? My hair is so sexy right now that it doesn't even matter.

There's got to be a glass-ceiling somewhere, and I've got to be close.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:53 PM   #2
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:56 PM   #3
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I agree--you look those bright-green spikes coming out of your head. I want your juicy, yellow flesh SO BADLY. My tongue is already numb from imaging licking you. After all--you're so acidic. But, SO delicious....

Nix the boob-job though. We can always tell fakes.
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Old 12-18-2010, 05:01 PM   #4
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Pics or it didn't happen!
O trust me. it happened.
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Old 12-20-2010, 08:17 AM   #5
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Tits or GTFO.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:13 PM   #6
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Already a thread for that!
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:24 PM   #7
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:33 PM   #8
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Already a thread for that!
One with an astounding LACK of snacktrays I might add.
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Old 12-20-2010, 02:37 PM   #9
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Even your nickname "PJ" is cute! I imagine you wearing footie pajamas!
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Old 12-20-2010, 05:58 PM   #10
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I heard that if I drink your vital fluids, I'll pass drug tests.
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Old 12-20-2010, 06:03 PM   #11
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O trust me. it happened.
I just want to see your pretty face
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Old 12-20-2010, 06:06 PM   #12
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This ain't about my face, dawg (though it is admittedly also exquisitely good-looking). This is about my fabuLOCKS. Why doesn't everyone wear plastic hair?
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Old 12-20-2010, 06:10 PM   #13
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What if I get my face stomped on but told I had it coming because I was wearing a wig?
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Old 12-20-2010, 06:24 PM   #14
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:09 AM   #15
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Those jerks in pajamas are so damn funny. aaaaaaaah.....Goodtimes.
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:22 PM   #16
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What if I get my face stomped on but told I had it coming because I was wearing a wig?
Then wear clip-in extensions or a weave instead-that way you can tell them of how misinformed they are and get the last laugh as they curb stomb you.

At least you'll be FABULOOOOOOOUS at your funeral? I'll seek revenge for you.
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Old 12-23-2010, 02:50 AM   #17
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What if I get my face stomped on but told I had it coming because I was wearing a wig?
That totally wasn't a good stomping.

Also, I laughed because I understood something.

And PJ: Post pictures of just the hair, if you want. Preferably on a cat.
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:05 PM   #18
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No but seriously...


How do I brush this shit out without ruining it? There's waves and spiral curls and I'm afraid if I brush it out it will turn into a huge poofball or rip out of the net thing, but it's getting all natty and I can't wear it anymore.

I know it doesn't look like it but I was trying to make a thread about fake hair when I typed this.
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:29 PM   #19
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Hmm... It does seem like you're in a quandary. Is the net thing covering all the fake hair? Maybe try taking the net off and working a wide toothed comb from tips to roots, going section by section.

But avoid using a brush, that is just *begging* for an afro. =(

I'm a little confused as to how this thing you had done was achieved. And I agree, pics or it didn't happen! =)

Good luck.
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Old 01-07-2011, 10:04 AM   #20
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It's just a clip-on piece. You lift up half your hair and then the hairpiece has a net thing that the hair is attached to with snap clips all the way around, and you clip them in and let the top of your hair fall over it so it looks more natural.

I suppose I could go all the way through individually and comb each lock but that would take forevaaaaa.
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Old 01-07-2011, 12:22 PM   #21
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I know it will take a lot of time but that is what you are suposed to do with it. You could also wash and comb it all at once but then you would have to set the curls before the hair drys.
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Old 01-09-2011, 11:59 AM   #22
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...fuck fake hair.
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Old 01-09-2011, 12:24 PM   #23
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