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04-07-2006, 04:31 PM
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#1551
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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And all this time,I never knew...*sob* ....never knew. Why? Why Oh God,why didn't somebody warn me?! *Choke* ....Boobies!!!!
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04-07-2006, 06:08 PM
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#1552
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Originally Posted by gruel
And all this time,I never knew...*sob* ....never knew. Why? Why Oh God,why didn't somebody warn me?! *Choke* ....Boobies!!!!
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Oh don't cry lil' man... I'm sure if you can manage to be a good boy, someone will indulge your infantile desires.. Besides just like milk, a bit of tit suckle does a body good.
*happy thoughts*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-07-2006, 06:16 PM
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#1553
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Oh don't cry lil' man... I'm sure if you can manage to be a good boy, someone will indulge your infantile desires.. Besides just like milk, a bit of tit suckle does a body good.
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Stop giving me ideas,oh corset-wearing one. Boobies Are:
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04-07-2006, 06:28 PM
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#1554
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by Santarea
I still gotta throw in a "Yay for Boobies" cuz it's Friday and I'm feelin git.
YAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
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YAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!
I love boobies, just not giners.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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04-07-2006, 07:37 PM
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#1555
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Sometimes I manage to like my boobs. ^^ Hah! I love pesterting you with random facts about myself.
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04-07-2006, 08:52 PM
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#1556
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Boobies,is there anything they can't do?
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04-07-2006, 08:58 PM
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#1557
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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If they could only do my math homewrok 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 09:35 PM
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#1558
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Blasphemy!!!!
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 09:42 PM
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#1559
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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If I thought with my penis... o, wait, I'm a man; I do.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-08-2006, 02:00 AM
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#1560
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Sometimes I wish I had two pairs of boobies.. then I could play whilst... yeah..*looks around* Shit, I'm thinking out loud again huh?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-08-2006, 02:09 AM
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#1561
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Sometimes I wish I had two pairs of boobies.. then I could play whilst... yeah..*looks around* Shit, I'm thinking out loud again huh?
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Hehe, you know what would be cooler? To only have 1 huge boobie, like that girl in KungPaw.
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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04-08-2006, 03:28 AM
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#1562
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 99
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wouldn't that be rather "in the way"?
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04-08-2006, 05:02 AM
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#1563
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
What is wrong with having a big family? My boy wants like 7 kids... And I don't mind as long as we can finacially support them comfortably.
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You're uterus will be a saggy motherfucker when you're done with that.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-08-2006, 05:51 AM
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#1564
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 53
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not to mention the rest of you. you'll look like a mentally distorted (kids can make you that) and phisicaly a wrack.
I'm a male and these drawbacks don't apply to me, so I can want as much kids as I like.
or wait, I don't realy like a lot of kids so my (to be) wife is safe
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04-09-2006, 02:47 AM
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#1565
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Martin baby, please tell me your brutal abuse of the english language is due to your current state of residency? Please?!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-09-2006, 05:58 AM
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#1566
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I sometimes wonder why I have learned so much in life and developed to become so mature in so many other ways, but when my mind slips into thinking about sex it seems so many childish thoughts run through it.
Like the fact that I think I will never get over being amazed by the way a pair of boobies feel in my hands. And it seems like I will never get over being fascinated by how my penis works. I mean, it like ... grows!
Yeah, juvenile thoughts like that occur to me all the time when lust wakens the primitive part of my brain.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-09-2006, 09:11 AM
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#1567
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!!
Whatcha planning on picking up? o-0
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-09-2006, 09:19 AM
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#1568
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Panic
I just saw the movie Kinsey, so now I'm all about the science behind sex. I want to be a sexologist. Anyway, Dr. Kinsey had a scale of 1-6 to illustrate how "straight" or "gay" a person was. He found that many more people than he had expected were 3's or 4's.
Oh, also...I think it's interesting how bisexuality has become such a big part of the goth scene (and emo scene, also...thus confirming my theory that emo's are really goths, but they're too pussy to dress up).
I have a gay friend, who was hit on by a bisexual boy we were talking to...he literally snorted in his face and said "how fucking trendy of you". I took some offense, seeing as I consider myself about a 3.5 on Kinsey's scale, but I do see his point.
How many people use bisexuality as something to tack onto their public personas, in order to show others how "open-minded" they are? In actuality, this isn't something that's confined to goths, but something that has been in every liberal subculture since the 1920's, particularly among artists and poets.
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For some people it may be for show. If, however you've had an equal amount of adult relationships with men and women, then it's fair to say you're bi.
I don't like people who 'cop' a sexuality for attention. A lot of girls do that at clubs which really annoys me when I wanna bring home a nice pair of boobs.
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04-09-2006, 09:53 AM
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#1569
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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From the www.thisistrue.com weekly e-mail.
HAMMER TIME:
A 14-year-old girl in Toledo, Ohio, reported to police that she was abducted at gunpoint by a man who forced her into his car, where he pulled down his pants and told her, "You know what I want."
The girl, who went unnamed by police, pretended to drop her ring so she could look around under the seat for a weapon. She found a hammer, and when she got the chance she used it to whack the man in the groin and escape. (Toledo Blade)
..."We really need the public's help on this one," a police spokesman said. "We really want to nail this guy."
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I don't know about you, but I am really smiling right now.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-09-2006, 10:37 AM
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#1570
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Hehee...
However, this girl was really brave!
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04-09-2006, 10:45 AM
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#1571
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Santarea
it gets funnier every time I read it....
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Same here!
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04-09-2006, 12:04 PM
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#1572
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: a house full of "catmons"
Posts: 590
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Same here!
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Oh yeah!
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"If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes." - William S. Burroughs, "Queer"
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04-09-2006, 01:50 PM
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#1573
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Bwa ha ha ha... Damn it... I wish I had a hammer.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-09-2006, 10:34 PM
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#1574
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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You know, I'm a good ol' Northern boy, so I don't perticularily see any advantage to having another man's pecker shoved up my ass [even though I have had three objects put in there, on totally unrelated events].
I really don't have a problem with the Gay/Lesbian/Bi scene, it's just that it never made sense to me. I mean, what good is sex, if it's not for procreation? I have a hard time believing it can be THAT good, that you'd do it, just because.
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04-09-2006, 10:36 PM
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#1575
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Er... No thanks. I'm good.
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