Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself.

[SKULHEDFACE]

How inquisitive, and delighting
you've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan

I am he who has been him back when man
Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes
I am he who has been her as she once
Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate..

Alright..enough of that nonsense. New user here, I figured I would go through the motions of introducing myself to the lot of you. So far I've only skimmed around the site, but it seems interesting enough to warrant my registration. And there it is..Hello.

[MegearaErotica]

Please post your introducction in the introduction section of the forum.

[SKULHEDFACE]

My apologies I thought "General questions and meet 'n greet and welcome!" meant to post your meet 'n greet stuff here. Hrmm I guess that makes me a fucking idiot.

Must...delete..

[Sir. Helpmann]

Don't apologies to this fucking jobsworth, and welcome.

[dead_dreams]

Go the hell away, Helpmann.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

Go the hell away, Helpmann.

When you're moderator you can ban me.

Until someone fucks up and makes a worm like you mod, kindly stick to destroying your own forum with breast spam.

[dead_dreams]

I'm not a worm and I'm not spamming anyone. Shut the hell up and leave.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

I'm not a worm and I'm not spamming anyone. Shut the hell up and leave.

We will not leave, and you'll have to drag our dead corpses from here because once we're in we're in - and no one EVER gets rid of us without actual force of arms.

[SKULHEDFACE]

I don't know what you two are going on about but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for the welcome.

[dead_dreams]

Helpmann's nothing but a troll. Ignore him.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

Helpmann's nothing but a troll. Ignore him.

Why don't you take your own advice?

Oh I forgot - me and my cohort of sexiness actually bring some life to this moribund forum.

[dead_dreams]

You only bring stupidity to this forum. Stop posting before you attract even more arrogant and stupid piece's of shit.

[SKULHEDFACE]

I don't think I'll be ignoring Helpmann due to the simple fact that he is the only person to welcome me thus far.

Now that I think about it.. what the hell are you doing in my thread without posting a single piece of constructive information ya bastid?!

[Eclipsing the Son]

Welcome to the board! You'll enjoy it here. Plenty of petty drama and information to browse through and participate in. A perfect and wonderful way to waste time if there ever was one.

[dead_dreams]

Originally Posted by SKULHEDFACE

Now that I think about it.. what the hell are you doing in my thread without posting a single piece of constructive information ya bastid?!

I was going to properly welcome you but after that I'm not so sure I want to... Anyway, I have given you constructive information. I told you that Helpmann is a troll and I said to ignore him before he gives you trouble.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

You only bring stupidity to this forum. Stop posting before you attract even more arrogant and stupid piece's of shit.

You may call them pieces of shit, and you may spit on them - but with that my power shall increase as I bring them to my flock.

Originally Posted by SKULHEDFACE

I don't think I'll be ignoring Helpmann due to the simple fact that he is the only person to welcome me thus far.

Now that I think about it.. what the hell are you doing in my thread without posting a single piece of constructive information ya bastid?!

As you can see SKULHEDFACE, dead_dreams is an arrogant prick who cannot even give you a decent welcome (and already he has you written off as a piece of shit)

Ignore him - he's just jealous that no one gives a fuck for his half-arsed opinions and musings on subjects he cannot truly understand.

[Eclipsing the Son]

One great man was silent
Of his superiority.
He was openly flattered
And hated silently.

Another spoke of his will to aspire
To create beyond himself
And the self-inflicted impotent man
Felt spat at by all ambition.

The solitary pierced the skin of denial
And the blood would colour the sky.
A futile display to those whose heads
Are always turned towards the ground.

Staring
Into the mud
Into the heart of emptiness
Where they squirm
Desperately
Like wing-clipped flies.

And the whining parasite man
To whom pity and gloating are the same.
This spineless parody of man
Will devour even himself in secrecy.

[SKULHEDFACE]

Ah, well, good to know. Time is something that I currently have plenty of to waste so I imagine you'll be seeing me around these parts more frequently.

Thanks Eclipsing the Son.

[littlemoonfox]

Hello...*waves* warm greetings

[dead_dreams]

Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann

You may call them pieces of shit, and you may spit on them - but with that my power shall increase as I bring them to my flock.



(and already he has you written off as a piece of shit)

You just admitted you're a piece of shit!

Yes I have just written him off.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

You just admitted you're a piece of shit!

Yes I have just written him off.

You have terrible comprehension skills.

[$haDe]

Let them be dead_dreams

Use the ignore function.


I found it useful and undeniable in this time of troll invasion.

ps. Or you can keep posting to have your post count going up,as well.

:3

[Eclipsing the Son]

^^^ We made this guy cry.

[SKULHEDFACE]

So I've heard. That was actually the first post I read before deciding I wanted to register here.

[dead_dreams]

I'll use the ignore function, $haDe.