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04-22-2009, 09:08 PM
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#76
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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If you want I can dress up as a clown and juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle.
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04-22-2009, 09:08 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Not with my pipe wrench, you don't.
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04-22-2009, 09:10 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Fool, you lookin' for a beat down? I hate pipe wrench owning clowns, and punks on unicyles.
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04-22-2009, 09:11 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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It's not even a real pipe wrench. Look, it says "Fisher Price"
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04-22-2009, 09:12 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Thems beh fightin' wordz!
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04-22-2009, 09:12 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In this lovely handbasket naterally
Posts: 118
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Fine.
Uni......tell me more ....do you lick the cross clean when your done? or do you just hold it to your breast lovingly? Have you ever tried it with razor blades? I hear you make your own lube that way.....
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04-22-2009, 09:15 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Florissant, Missouri
Posts: 29
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I was going to buy these leather chaps from a consignment shop, purely for fornicating with my fiancee, but I couldn't get them zipped up my leg. That's to be expected I suppose. I hoped beyond hope that I could get my medium size build squeezed and muffin topped into an extra small, but it was all in vain.
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04-22-2009, 09:16 PM
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#83
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-nihilist
It's not even a real pipe wrench. Look, it says "Fisher Price"
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Famous last words!
Wrath: Now you're getting it. That was hot! Thinking about that gave me a boner. Especially the part about making your own gawffix bloody lube!
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04-22-2009, 09:24 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In this lovely handbasket naterally
Posts: 118
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I have a minimal tallent that I randomly use.
Personally I feel based apon her posts having intercorse with her woud be akin to fucking a dead hookers gelatinous,maggot filled pussy that has been baking in the sun to long......
Im done.
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04-22-2009, 09:26 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Very detailed.
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04-22-2009, 09:27 PM
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#86
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Zombie erotica! [ nears exploding point ]
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04-22-2009, 09:32 PM
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#87
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In this lovely handbasket naterally
Posts: 118
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I want funds if I continue!
I said I have a tallent......
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04-22-2009, 09:34 PM
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#88
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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You're like a drug dealer.
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04-22-2009, 09:39 PM
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#89
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In this lovely handbasket naterally
Posts: 118
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Haha.I use my abilities to my advantage.
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04-23-2009, 09:53 AM
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#90
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
Posts: 1,033
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrath
I have a minimal tallent that I randomly use.
Personally I feel based apon her posts having intercorse with her woud be akin to fucking a dead hookers gelatinous,maggot filled pussy that has been baking in the sun to long......
Im done.
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You're a fucking asshole. Please stick your dick in a blender.
My va jay jay is very nice thank you ;]
And thank you Mir for sticking up for me. You're a true friend. xx
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but someday i'll steal your car and switch the gears
and drive that cherokee straight off this trail of tears
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04-23-2009, 10:25 AM
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#91
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Uni: I don't believe Mir was sticking up for you.
Also, it's really better to simply ignore comments that you don't like, especially when it's clear that the person isn't being super-cereal. (-;
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"Follow your bliss..."
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04-23-2009, 10:35 AM
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#92
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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What? How dare you? I was sticking it in 'cause Uni is my baby.
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04-23-2009, 10:47 AM
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#93
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
Posts: 1,033
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Thank you Mir. x
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but someday i'll steal your car and switch the gears
and drive that cherokee straight off this trail of tears
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04-23-2009, 11:03 AM
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#94
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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I'd like to jack this thread to talk about Rudimentary Peni.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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04-23-2009, 12:17 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Uni, I would wash that crucifix (well done, some people don't know the difference between cross and crucifix) well after every use, and so you know you can by a glass cross dildo that would be much safer and pleasurable for you to use.
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04-23-2009, 01:02 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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^ NO. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT RUDIMENTARY PENI NOW.
Nightgaunt-nightgaunt!
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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04-23-2009, 01:36 PM
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#97
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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This is no time for joking HH, not when vaginal safety is on the line!
I just noticed that I used the wrong form of "by" in my last post.
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04-23-2009, 01:54 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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I'm not fucking joking. This thread is now about Rudimentary Peni. They rule.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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04-23-2009, 02:00 PM
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#99
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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HH, don't make me pelvic thrust you!!!
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04-23-2009, 02:01 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Yes, but so does Uni ruining her vagina. It's hilarious.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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