What to get my fiance for V-Day

[OnixxFilth]

I have no idea what to get Kevin for Valentine's Day. Apparently, he's already gotten me something and I don't want to get him anything too feminine or mushy. Any ideas?

[WolfMoon]

VD?

Swallow, maybe?

[edible_eye]

give him your used panties and tell him it's a bread crumb.

[OnixxFilth]

I already swallow, WolfMoon! )

[Underwater Ophelia]

You could do a nice striptease or something.

[Manimal]

get him a molded rubber vagina of his favorite porn star - there's a few out there that even have the buttcheeks for some added realistic traction - just a thought

[Aeternus]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

VD?

Swallow, maybe?

I absolutely like you.

Anyway, V-day like... Valentine's day?

I'm glad, that I don't celebrate that day. You can love and show your emotions at any time. Kind of fake and contrived, don't you think?
It's another American tradition; I'm sad, that some of Estonians have taken it over...

[Manimal]

Originally Posted by Santarea

Give him a snowball. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I got a snowball once many years ago. It was one of those suprise gifts that I wished I could put back in the box. I took it like a champ but let her know that that wasn't the kind of gift I could really appreciate and suggested in the future she simply swallow the snow like a good bitch is supposed to

[Deadhymn]

Why be selfish and get only your boyfriend (who is either in a coma or chained to a wall in your basement, wailing his little heart out to be put out of his mind numbing misery) a gift? Why don't you get us ALL a gift? I have the perfect one in mind. It starts out with you learning how to construct sentences that not only make sense, *gasp!* but are also relevant and interesting. It then progresses to you taking this new-found grammatical power, and focusing it on a a thread titled "Goodbye!". You can even skip that and just dissapear. It makes no difference. If that doesn't suit you, I have an alternate plan. How about you strip naked, and in all of your slimy, pale, morbidly obese glory, run straight into the nose of a speading passenger train. But be sure to have someone standing by recording it, because I want to see if anyone who might still be conscious on the train after seeing you naked has any strength left to puke. For puke they should, after seeing your abominable flesh rain down in a shower of gelatinous brimstone, burning everything it touches, and totally saturating everything that refuses to burn in a lethal dose of trans-fat. Think of the mess. I feel oily just thinking about it.

Saw this and thought of you...

[Manimal]

Wow. Ease up on the Red Bull there buddy. Her grammar wasnt THAT bad...

[Deadhymn]

Her grammar HAS been. I wasn't talking about her grammar in the post. Its a collective issue. Red Bull? Nah. Just havent been here in ages since Im no longer assisting with admin duties. And was asked to make a post of that kind by a member here. So I agreed. Just stoking the old fire.

[Deadhymn]

I REALLY don't have to explain a fucking thing to you, defend my post, or even justify the reason for it. Peer pressure? I was entertaining a friend. See back before all of you newbies were parading around this site unchecked, we used to have fun here. It was a good place to be. Yes it declined towards the end of our stint, but it never reached the lows it has achieved as I look at it now. So why bother yourself about what I say? I can ASSURE you I have ZERO interst in your opinion, or this site now, as it has become a depository for the pasty mouth-breathing wankers who burden online forums with their unfathomable stupidity and are too fucking illiterate to actually contribute anything of worth or interest. So carry on your berating of my post if you must, but I PROMISE I won't humor you by looking back in on this.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Deadhymn

So carry on your berating of my post if you must, but I PROMISE I won't humor you by looking back in on this.

Aww Deadie, don't friggin bail on us permanently..

First Secret, now You?

And the list goes on and on..

Big Fat Fucking Meh!

[cannibalnuns]

Just get naked in his favourite kinky wear and leave a trail of Hershey's kisses. Anything being naked with a nice cozy dance will be splendid. Or you can make him a gift significant to something between you two.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by cannibalnuns

Just get naked in his favourite kinky wear and leave a trail of Hershey's kisses.

And by "Hershey Kisses" he means tiny little dollops of Poo.
















Wot?!?

[cannibalnuns]

Oh you should have seen my last girlyfriends face when she ate one.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

You probably forgot to eat corn the night before..

Yeesh..

Some people just never learn..

[winged_dreams]

I know what I'm getting my fiance for Valentine's Day. Well, it won't be out yet then but I'm getting him a game, Full Auto. Perhaps he'll get a poem and a sappy card too.

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by Santarea

What- why are we pannign back to a wide shot- what? something about to happen?


GO HOME. Just drop your shit here and fly away, seagull. Christ. If you didn;t care about our opinoins, you wouldn;t post. get over thyself, cretin.

Before you ran off at the mouth you should have looked at at the date in which he joined.

Being that you are new here you did not know at the on going rivalry between the two of them.

Or asked around as to how he played an intricate part in making a site in which you can lose your temper every other post.

Anymore this place is just one big temper tantrum that people use to take out the frustrations of their real lives when it used to be a friendlier place. It's the extreme one way or the other: mega ass-kissing or bile-spewing hate directed in all directions.

And people call me passionate. Teapot and I used to get a "talking to" once in awhile but the way this place is now makes us look like Ned and Maude Flanders.

Eh do what you will...I'm following deadhymn and others out the door myself. If someone gives me an update on IM once in a while great. Maybe one day when my two favorite Australians return...maybe I will too.

[swt&inc angel??]

what are you going to do set up a new site?
I hope so I feel bad (being one of the noobs myself) that you feel that you must leave that fucking sux!! I did not join this to be friends with a bunch of young people but a group of older more experenced people. No offence ment, but I want to learn about a lot of things, have a lot of oppinions voiced for me to think about and decide if what I thought was right was actually wrong

[WolfMoon]

Screw you, wanker!



I'll miss you.

[WolfMoon]

No, it doesn't.

But Dead and Onixx kinda have that cute lil animosity thing happening. That's why no one bats an eyelash about it.

I had an enemy on here once, I kinda miss the sod.

[edible_eye]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Eh do what you will...I'm following deadhymn and others out the door myself. If someone gives me an update on IM once in a while great. Maybe one day when my two favorite Australians return...maybe I will too.

GAH!

you sun-uv-a-bitch. don't tip toe out the door, bro.

of if you do - take a deep breath and come back in due time.

GAH!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Sweetie, I'll probably piss someone off with this, but fuck it..

You didn't do anything wrong, and I do heartily agree with your observation.

Some people DO take this shit WAY too seriously. (not referring to Deadie specifically in this instance, his skin is thicker than an armadillos )

That being said, Dead Hymn is a good friend of mine IRL. I love him like I love my favorite pair of scratch n sniff panties.

There is alot of "behind the scenes" Drama Llama-ness that you aren't privy too.

So alot of the anger you see has a bit of a basis in fact 'behind the scenes'.

*Edit - Anger NOT related to Onixx, not sure why Al would want her flamed*

I'm sorry you guys got off on the wrong foot, I think you're both supremely articulate and you both share a knack for acid tinged wit, which I adore.

Just know that you yourself, aren't the problem and I for one am sorry you got caught in the crossfire.

I love Deadie and hope he comes back, but I respect his decision if he doesn't.

[Manimal]

Originally Posted by cannibalnuns

Oh you should have seen my last girlyfriends face when she ate one.

You just said your girlfriend ate poo. That makes me giggle like Beavis.




On the thread jack. I've been here almost as long as DeadHymn - big deal. He chastised another member and some of us called him on it - big deal. That turned into sniping with the excuse that there's an outside history - again whoopty doo. If there are reasons outside of this thread and outside of gnet for the public attitude and attack/retaliation then I'd suggest you take the conflict elswhere - or give everyone else the complete story so we have the backdrop to the public immaturity.

I've gone through phases with this site - post for a while - let it go for a while - as I'd assume anyone does. What amazes me is how many times I see people - sometimes the same people over and over again - announce their departure like their stepping down from the oval office. It's kinda funny. Maybe I just don't have the same perspective as others but if I want to stop posting then I'll simply stop posting. If someone wanted to then find me they wouldn't have to look very hard. The same goes for pretty much anyone else here. The big dramatic exits always seem to me to be simple silly cries for attention because everyone always replies "no don't go please stay we love you come back blah blah blah". It's especially silly when someone does that and then either doesn't leave or leaves for like a week and comes back (only to post the same exit speech eventually). Silliness.