Utah man in doghouse for writing to wife's cat

Ben Lahnger · 07-22-2010, 12:01 PM

Utah man in doghouse for writing to wife's cat

Thursday, July 22, 2010

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- A Utah man is accused of violating a protective order because he allegedly sent letters to his estranged wife's cat.

Authorities say 32-year-old Ronald Charles Dallas, of South Salt Lake, was ordered not to contact his wife, who is the alleged victim in a domestic violence case against him.

Prosecutors allege Dallas mailed 11 letters from jail that were addressed to her cat Molly Judge and a neighbor, but were intended for his wife. They say the letters asked her not to testify against him.

Dallas now faces 11 counts of violation of a protective order and two counts of tampering with a witness.

His court-appointed attorney, Trent Ricks, says he couldn't comment until he speaks to his client.

Ben - This is one dog that wants to buy a bone, but he shouldn't talk to a pussy to get the job done!

Despanan · 07-22-2010, 01:32 PM

That is a special kind of dumbass logic. Maybe he thought that because lawyers in movies and cop ahows are always exploiting insane loop holes that that kind of shit works in real life?

Ben Lahnger · 07-22-2010, 08:34 PM

Yes. I'm hoping he's the special kind of dumbass for whom all those charges stick and he goes away for a long, long time.

CptSternn · 07-23-2010, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Despanan

That is a special kind of dumbass logic. Maybe he thought that because lawyers in movies and cop ahows are always exploiting insane loop holes that that kind of shit works in real life?

That seems to be the norm these days. I occasionally catch an episode of Judy Judy when flipping through channels and always love to see eejits making themselves look stupid on telly, so I watch.

More and more, you see people when caught out in a lie will say things like 'I dont recall' or other things you have heard people like bush, reagan, enron execs, etc. say when put on the spot about stuff they did.

That sort of answer only works for rich powerful people, not yer average joe.

Because your average judge will tell you like this -

'Well the plantiff does recall, and since you can't remember, we are going to have to use their account of the matter to decide this case.'

Then they get monkey r@ped in court.

I always laugh when this happens.

Eejits.