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Old 08-06-2007, 05:52 AM   #1
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pregnant guy...

Couldn't find a related thread in the search results - so sorry if I'm riding a dead horse here -

Anybody seen this?

www.malepregnancy.com
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:53 AM   #2
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Not true.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/malepreg.asp
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:35 AM   #3
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I find the idea interesting. If not a bit weird.

If men could get pregnant, women would lose one of their favorite bitching topics. That's just not fair.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:44 AM   #4
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Oh no sweetie there is more to bitch about. We still HAVE MEN to bitch about, but beside the point is it real?
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:48 AM   #5
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Oh no sweetie there is more to bitch about. We still HAVE MEN to bitch about, but beside the point is it real?
You lot get multiple orgasms. Quit whining.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:52 AM   #6
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You lot get multiple orgasms. Quit whining.
We also get a menstrual cycle. Would you like to me shove that sword up you now or later?
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:34 PM   #7
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You lot get multiple orgasms. Quit whining.
Only about 10%. The rest are faking.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:33 PM   #8
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Only about 10%. The rest are faking.
Then that's your own fault.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:10 PM   #9
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I can make a woman squirt with one finger. Imagine what I could do to you with my WHOLE HAND.
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:57 PM   #10
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I can make a woman squirt with one finger. Imagine what I could do to you with my WHOLE HAND.
I shudder at the thought....
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:32 PM   #11
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You lot get multiple orgasms. Quit whining.
WE ARE ABLE TO have them but we RARELY get them. Hay that's a topic for the next woman rant.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:38 PM   #12
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I dunno, I've only dated in the past year one girl who can't have multiple.
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I shudder at the thought....
I'll bet you do!
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:43 AM   #14
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I dunno, I've only dated in the past year one girl who can't have multiple.
Or so they tell you...

Chicks fake and a lot of men are okay with that. Saves them having to go into the wilderness armed with compass & supplies in search of that most elusive of animals, the Clitoris.

Then you meet a girl you actually kind of like and, faced with the tiniest of bumps, and stare at it with your jaw open going "THAT'S it? THAT'S what they go on and fucking on about?! Where's the rest of it?!"

Women, man... making 'em come ain't the half of it.
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Old 08-07-2007, 09:53 AM   #15
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I really think men have just as much to bitch about as women.

They just keep their traps shut.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:41 AM   #16
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Out of all the men I know, the only one I know who whines constantly is my younger brother.

But Ophelia is right, men do have as much to complain about as women, they're just better at keeping their mouths shut.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:34 AM   #17
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Men can have multiple orgasms also....you just have to learn how.

*smiles ever so sweetly because she knows she's a lucky girl*
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #18
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My boyfriend can have multiple orgasms.

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Old 08-08-2007, 02:27 PM   #19
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I had a friend who used to lie to her boyfriend all the time about the ......level of enjoyment she had during their more intimate activities.

He believed he was very good.

In reality, on a list we often laughed over of all our partners and their skill level, he was in solid bottom.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:13 PM   #20
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I don't understand why women lie about having orgasms. How about just...helping him get better by communicating? I guess that's just something crazy I do.

I mean, if you want to stay in a relationship where the sex is lacking...go nuts.
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:26 PM   #21
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He had a very good job. And a lot of money.

My friend enjoys going to expensive musicals.

Though I don't agree with her reasoning, she did get to see Wicked on Broadway.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:47 PM   #22
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He had a very good job. And a lot of money.

My friend enjoys going to expensive musicals.

Though I don't agree with her reasoning, she did get to see Wicked on Broadway.
Huh. Maybe that's the reason men hate women.
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:50 PM   #23
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My boyfriend can have multiple orgasms.

I agree, we're THAT good!
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:51 PM   #24
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Yeah we are.
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:47 PM   #25
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I believe it's just that you all have sex with Pikmin.

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