Racism - Page 5

Still Jack · 09-24-2009, 07:19 AM

My ego takes up so much love, I have a hard time finding love for people. Only for the ones I think are worthy.

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 07:31 AM

something like that.

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 07:39 AM

so creature how is your day going?

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 07:47 AM

quite well.
i managed to finish one of my painting so far.
what about you?

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 07:55 AM

today is another lazy day

i'm supposed to go to the library to drop books off...

but i dont wanna...

cuz i wanted to do that yesterday

but i couldnt

it will be a challenging day...i think i'm supposed to play with my friend chris coleman today...guitar wise folk rock

horrawesome

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 08:00 AM

Sometimes it good to have a lazy day.
I'm just going to do some more painting at some point and then who know what the future hold ...

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 08:14 AM

i've been having lazy days all week long ....

i should get rid of the dog, that would make my day interesting

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 08:17 AM

get rid of it how?

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 08:29 AM

i have to google for answers!

what do you recommend?

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 08:37 AM

10 ways to get rid of your dog

* 1. Open The Door: The most popular method of getting rid of an unwanted pet is opening the front door or yard gate at home. The call of the wild will be too much for your pet to resist and they will chase freedom like Hillary Clinton chases false hope. If you live on a busy street you may want to give your pet a fighting chance so perhaps a neighbor's house would be a better place to create separation. And don't forget to remove any identification. Obviously, you're not trying to get it back.

* 2. Take Them To The 3rd World Part Of Town: In most cities there are areas where foreigners live. As the American diet and level of income necessary to eat off Safeway's shelves are not yet accessible, a pet is a welcomed old school snack. Best part about this option is that there will be no evidence left as the circle of life is completed.

* 3. Drop Them Off At The Park: It's a fact that kids love pets. Where are kids especially that it's summer time? The park. So take your pet to the park and let them go. Some kid will find your pet and take it home and of course no parent can say no to a kid can who can beg for hours on end. Why not let those little snotty nosed brats do the dirty work for you?

•4. Have A Party: Some pets love beer. Throw a kegger and let the good times roll if your animal is one of these booze hounds. If they OD from Pabst or grab your keys and crash your car like Toonces the Driving Cat then so be it. It was their decision to get wasted, right?

•5. If You're Pet Is Cute Enough, Find A Celebrity Or A Bum: Let's face it, folks who make their living off people in the streets need all the help they can get. Paris Hilton pimps her little pooch for a few extra paparazzi flashes in her direction. Something about having a cute pet makes everyone more attractive. Even the homeless hippy kids in the Haight have dogs and I'm sure the only the way they avoid eating their own feces is by ho-ing out their mutts for Cha Cha Cha's leftovers.

6.Be A Victim Of A Natural Disaster: When Hurricane Katrina went down and thousands of pets had to be left behind as their owners barely escaped with their own lives, an army of volunteers came from all over the country to rescue stray pets from the perilous flood waters. The best thing about natural disasters is that society's rules go out the window so if even if you forget to take your pet's ID off prior to saving your own scrawny behind rescuers will make one half ass attempt at reconciling you with your pet and then quickly give up choosing to assume ownership instead.

•7. Fake An Allergy: Allergies are life savers sometimes because they are your body's way of telling you to get out of an uncomfortable situation. If you develop an allergy to your pet one day, even if you have been symptomless for years, people will help you get rid of your pet because they know if they don't you can get seriously ill. Eye drops, make-up, and hot sauce are all tools to fake a nasty allergic reaction to your pet.

•8. Enter A Pet Race: If a thoroughbred injures itself during a race they off the poor bastard and send it to the glue factory. Of course if it wins, the horse goes on to glory and breeds with prime mates to carry on the champion's legacy. Not sure if all pet competitions are the same but with risk there is reward. Maybe the Westminster Dog Show will be your out clause.

•9. Wrestle An Alligator: Pets can be very protective of their owners. My coworker Cal loves to tell the story about a pooch who saved his drowning master in Florida but was unable to escape the clutches of an oncoming alligator. Perhaps your pet will trade its life for yours if you too are confronted by a man eating lizard with razor sharp teeth and a penchant for Scooby snacks.

•10. Donate To Science: Monkeys use to be all the rage in medical testing, but I guess it turns out that our primitive ancestors are too well loved by fans of "Every Which Way But Loose" to allow contracts renewal. Who else will test amazing products like pepper spray, Viagra, and microwaveable egg rolls? Your pet! Not only will you receive a stipend for signing over Princess's life you'll have the comfort of knowing your former best friends works 12 hour days ensuring the safety of disposable products. Sweet!

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 08:42 AM

I love all of those....

if you came up with all of those on your own I applaued you

if you found them i still applaud i laughed lightly

but nonetheless I laughed

thank you
i think i will have a party!

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 08:44 AM

i shall come clean :

hubpages.com/hub/10-Ways-To-Get-Rid-Of-A-Pet.

yes i confess, i copied it and pasted it.

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 08:45 AM

i dont give a damn!! YOU WIN!

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 08:47 AM

let the party begin

Ben Lahnger · 09-24-2009, 11:44 AM

In the first century AD, Hero of Alexandria described an aeolipile (or aeolipyle, or eolipile), a rocket style jet engine which spins when heated. The aeolipile he described is considered to be the first recorded steam engine or reaction steam turbine.

creature6 · 09-24-2009, 11:51 AM

???

msg_themoon · 09-24-2009, 01:13 PM

wow that looks like something from fallout 3

blast envy on the coast loud it is the nice!

i should turn it down and continue to watch I love you Man