The Beer Thread - Page 2

ape descendant · 08-08-2010, 03:12 PM

Four guys walk into a bar, The presidents of; Corona, Budweiser, Coors and Guinness. Each of them goes to the bar to order respectively. The president of corona orders a corona, the president of Budweiser orders a bud, and the president of Coors orders a Coors... after they ordered they all look at the president of Guinness waiting for him to order.

"I'll have a coke." he says.

They ask him, nearly in unison why he didn't order a Guinness.

"If you guys aren't having a beer, then I wouldn't either."

*rimshot*

ape descendant · 08-08-2010, 03:15 PM

Er, a stout is a kind of beer... derrrrh. Personally I'd spring for a porter instead of a stout... I find stouts tend to be just a little too hoppy for my taste. Though, Guinness on tap is a treat, it isn't my favorite stout, that would be Dragonhead.

Bete Noire · 08-08-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC.

Jameson whiskey is the best drink in the world. All fucking Irish. Getting Boston cops drunk since year dot.

Nice :P

I Like Jonnie Walker black label, or Jim Beam black label, or Glenfiddich.

JCC. · 08-08-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

Er, a stout is a kind of beer... derrrrh.

That's like saying alligators and rabbits are the same because they're both animals. Stout is completely different from beer. Different ingredients, different process. The only similarities is that they're both liquid, wet and get you drunk.

I hate Johnny Walker. Nasty shit. Bushmills Black is nice, I'll drink it if there's no Jameson about, but be sure as shit that I won't be going the fuck back.

Saya · 08-08-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain

I agree with duckie about beer. If a man drinks, he should drink martinis.

A man with a martini is indeed a respectable thing.

I think I'll always be a rum person.

Breathless Horror · 08-08-2010, 05:31 PM

It's kind of sad, but I absolutely love Olde English. Yes, I know it's Malt Liquor, I don't care. I also know it's shit, but it has too many good memories and associations for me to turn it down.

But for actual beer, Grolsh(sp?) is pretty nice.

Hearts_Purple · 08-08-2010, 08:06 PM

I don't drink beer as it all tastes like piss water.

If I'm going to drink it will be real alcohol. I prefer whiskey, but have been known to drink vodka, tequila(gross!), scotch, cognac and red wine.

Favourite whiskey is Crown Royal, but I also like Maker's Mark.

viscus · 08-08-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC.

That's like saying alligators and rabbits are the same because they're both animals. Stout is completely different from beer. Different ingredients, different process. The only similarities is that they're both liquid, wet and get you drunk.

Stout is beer, it's made with malted barley and hops just like most other kinds of beer. The main differences are that the malts are dark roasted and the alcohol content is a bit higher.

Bete Noire · 08-08-2010, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC.

Bushmills Black is nice, I'll drink it if there's no Jameson about, but be sure as shit that I won't be going the fuck back.

I find it impossible to get hold of Bushmills or Jameson, there's nowhere that stocks either locally.

DarkestSunrise · 08-10-2010, 10:28 AM

I like Hefeweisen like Hoegaarden, Leinenkugel, etc. Drop a lemon in and it's pure liquid bliss....mmm. Now I'm thirsty! Framboise is pretty cool too but it's too sweet to have much of, IMO.

horse · 08-10-2010, 10:42 AM

I like Hoe garden, Sierra Nevada pale ale, Firestones double barrel ale,M.G.D., and
my friends home brewed Heffen wiessen and Dunkel wiessen.

I plan to be the first soldier to go to jail for brewing his own beer in the barracks
"sarcasm"

ape descendant · 08-10-2010, 11:42 AM

Sierra Nevada has some tasty brews.

Sinjob · 08-10-2010, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

Four guys walk into a bar, The presidents of; Corona, Budweiser, Coors and Guinness. Each of them goes to the bar to order respectively. The president of corona orders a corona, the president of Budweiser orders a bud, and the president of Coors orders a Coors... after they ordered they all look at the president of Guinness waiting for him to order.

"I'll have a coke." he says.

They ask him, nearly in unison why he didn't order a Guinness.

"If you guys aren't having a beer, then I wouldn't either."

*rimshot*

Hah. I like this.

No one has mentioned tequila yet </3.

EDIT: Oh wait. BEER thread.

KontanKarite · 08-10-2010, 02:29 PM

Anything by BBC from Louisville is pretty fucking nice.

Other than that, I like the Arrogant Bastard brands of beers or even Three Philosophers.

Hearts_Purple · 08-10-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sinjob

Hah. I like this.

No one has mentioned tequila yet </3.

EDIT: Oh wait. BEER thread.

LIAR!

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Originally Posted by Wolfie

I don't drink beer as it all tastes like piss water.

If I'm going to drink it will be real alcohol. I prefer whiskey, but have been known to drink vodka, tequila(gross!), scotch, cognac and red wine.

Favourite whiskey is Crown Royal, but I also like Maker's Mark.

Right up there.^ Get yourself some glasses, son.

CptSternn · 08-11-2010, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sinjob

guinness. Thread closed.

+1

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ape descendant · 08-15-2010, 03:36 AM

90 shilling ale is one of my favorites.. it always seems to hit the spot for me... decent amount of flavor... not too much hops... I likes it.

CptSternn · 08-15-2010, 03:41 AM

If I go for a couple scoops of lager or ale it is usually Harp or Carling

ape descendant · 08-18-2010, 06:27 PM

O'dell Brewing makes a really tasty wheat beer. Its called "Easy Street Wheat".. tis delicious, I'm hoping it will go well with cabbage and beef.

vindicatedxjin · 08-18-2010, 06:34 PM

Oh I forgot one of my favorites Dos Equix

Still Jack · 08-19-2010, 03:42 AM

Big fan of Sagres, Super Bock, Kilkenny, D.A.B, Hobgoblin, Grimbergen, Leffe, Ciney, Guinness, London Pride, Firsty Ferret, Old Speckled Hen and Simon Pils.

Pineapple_Juice · 08-19-2010, 05:18 AM

I like Mickey's most. But I'm not afraid to say I'd drink a Budweiser if it ended up in front of me.

That's pretty much it. Someone told me to drink Blue Moon because they said it was great and I didn't see what the big deal was. Will drink Corona, but not the kind with the lime flavoring. Tried Arrogant Bastard and I thought it tasted like poison, worse than Guinness.

Do not like Fat Tire, MGD, Coors, or Sam Adams' seasonal blends.

I think I just don't like beer.

Edit: Kontan already talked about Arrogant Bastard.
Double edit: Don't drink a lot of hard liquor either, but I saw people talking about it, so when I go to bars I just drink Jameson and Coke because Jameson is sweeter than Jack and it goes down better-and because Jack tastes like caca and I can't drink it.

Pineapple_Juice · 08-19-2010, 05:25 AM

Also, it was the first drink I had legally and I got used to it.

vindicatedxjin · 08-19-2010, 05:55 AM

Arrogant bastard is horrible... I thought I was gonna self destruct when i drank it...
As for liquor I like pretty much anything except for straight tequila and for some reason absinthe tasted really horrible... I was disappointed about that because it looked so cool...

viscus · 08-19-2010, 06:04 AM

I'm mostly content to drink Kirin. Belgian Trappist beers such as Chimay Red/Blue and Rochefort are straight up ambrosia, though.

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

for some reason absinthe tasted really horrible... I was disappointed about that because it looked so cool...

Did you drink it straight? Because the proper way is with sugar and water.