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11-26-2011, 06:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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I had the most awful dream about Catch.
Actually, "awful" doesn't even begin to describe...
Okay, so, I walked into my dorm room, and there were two people lying next to each other in my bed; one person was a sweet old man, and the other person was Catch. I'm not sure if I was being paid for this or what, but I was expected to have sex with both of them. Naturally, I found the old man far more sexy and fuckable so I was going to do him last for good measure. In fact, I was super attracted to the old guy and totally not looking forward to screwing Catch at all.
Sooo anyway, I sat on the bed next to Catch and pulled her pants down. What else pops out at me but I big ol' sloppy dick, and I was totally nauseated, but I thought it was a good excuse for me to say "you know, this wasn't what I was expecting at all and I'm not really into it, so I'm just gonna jack you off." And that's what I did. I purposefully aimed that shit at the wall so no Catch-jizz would touch me, but my plan completely backfired because she was spewing with such intensity that it just sprayed back off of the wall I was pointing it toward and rained all over my fucking head and hair and it was terrible terrible terrible.
I asked Catch if she would please leave, since I was through with her and I was thoroughly disgusted. At that point I was pretty excited to jump on top of the old man, but somebody walked into the room just after I had taken my pants off. I realized how bad it looked for me to be standing pantless in a room with an old man barely able to walk laying in my bed, so I ran into the bathroom and found a skirt to throw on. I went back into the room, but the person who had entered was still there, sitting next to the bed talking to the old man, so I just had to stand there awkwardly. The person in the room turned into my aunt Carolyn who I really can't fucking stand because she's a gluttonous bitch, and she was talking to this man like he was her father which would, I guess, make him my grandfather. Then I woke up.
BAD FUCKING DREAM, YA'LL.
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11-26-2011, 07:00 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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The fuck?!?!?! I don't even know what to say to that.
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11-26-2011, 07:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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.... O.o ......
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11-26-2011, 07:09 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Just reading that made me sad.
Wow.
And this would make a good thread. I'm tempted to share.
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All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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11-26-2011, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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I normally would post a Freudian analysis at this point, stating how people in dreams are sometimes proxies for others, and that all characters in a dream are put there by the dreamer, but this...I don't know where to begin. I must admit it was oddly...engrossing.
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11-26-2011, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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One time I had a dream that Maelstrom and I borrowed a mixed tape from TStone to make out to.
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11-26-2011, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Imagine standing in front of your aunt, hair and face covered in jizz allthewhile a horny old man is in your bed *shivers*
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11-26-2011, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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That's just rad. And somewhat grody.
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11-26-2011, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
One time I had a dream that Maelstrom and I borrowed a mixed tape from TStone to make out to.
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That's a good dream.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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11-26-2011, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZyklonB
That's just rad. And somewhat grody.
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I find myself somewhat knowledgeable about slang even despite the cultural differences, but.. say what?
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11-26-2011, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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This is priceless.
Marry me, Xombie.
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11-26-2011, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
That's a good dream.
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Nah, it wasn't a good dream.
IT WAS A GREAT DREAM!
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11-26-2011, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZyklonB
That's just rad. And somewhat grody.
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TRANSLATION: That's just great. And somewhat foul.
Apparently I'm bilingual. Who'd have thought...
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11-26-2011, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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You know what's weird, I had a very similar dream.
Just kidding.
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11-26-2011, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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You fucking showed her, Catch.
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11-27-2011, 12:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe
TRANSLATION: That's just great. And somewhat foul.
Apparently I'm bilingual. Who'd have thought...
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Eh, I'd say it's more of a synonym to Awesome than "great."
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11-27-2011, 03:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Ah, I see.
Why not use awesome instead then? That's much more "rad" if you ask me 
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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11-27-2011, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Not even. Rad is where it's at.
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11-27-2011, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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You guys clearly don't find this as traumatizing as I do.
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11-27-2011, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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We're going to need a Trigger Warning for everything that has Catch in it, now.
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11-28-2011, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Xombie: I am sowwy :3 Can I interrest you in a hug?
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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11-28-2011, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xombie
You guys clearly don't find this as traumatizing as I do.
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Actually, I had a weird dream about someone I don't like too much the other night and decided that I am behaving differently than what is true to myself sometimes. Basically, dreams are never what they seem.
It is odd that it happened now, because awhile ago I was having all these dreams like finding my shoes and giving shoes back to people who lost them only to revert back to this dream. However, thinking about it, I have been thinking more about what other people think and adjusting this-and-that more than usual, so well at least I know what it means.
Either way the dream was nightmarish and the person was not you. BTW, I don't have any penis, born a woman. Dreams don't have to make sense though.
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11-28-2011, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
Basically, dreams are never what they seem.
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I had a sex dream about this really hot girl I know. If that is not what it seems, what does it mean then?
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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11-28-2011, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Sometimes a sex dream IS a sex dream.
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11-28-2011, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
On dream interpretations though-I've read that dreams where you're making out or having sex with someone doesn't necessarily have to mean that you're attracted to them that way, only that they posses certain qualities that you admire and would like to have.
This dream obviously symbolizes your deep desire for Catch's fashion sense.
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