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06-28-2008, 03:14 AM
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Voices that make you want to kill a baby...
Who are singers that are so bad you'd rather hear the sound of an infant being disemboweled than have to listen to them? I mean really lousy singers. List your top three. Or five. Or million, go nuts.
Ozzy Osbourne
Serj Tankian
Glen Danzig
Justin Hawkins (lead singer of the Darkness)
Anyone who sung for Iron Maiden, ever.
I'm sure there are more.
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06-28-2008, 07:54 AM
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I like some Supertramp songs, but it is difficult to listen to a whole album of theirs, turns wimpy after a while.
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06-28-2008, 07:59 AM
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Steven Tyler. Fuck, I hate Aerosmith.
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06-28-2008, 08:06 AM
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Steven Tyler. Fuck, I hate Aerosmith.
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I like the slow and subtle Seasons of Wither , but that's all. The rest is like someone strangling a cat. And he is ugly.
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06-28-2008, 12:17 PM
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Joanna Newsom.
Her voice is frightening.
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06-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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Anything in falsetto instantly just pisses me off.
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06-28-2008, 12:52 PM
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George Dubya Bush makes me want to cover my ears and scream. As does Joan Rivers. That gravelly high pitched yell is unbearable.
As far as singer go, the lead singer of Buckcherry; I can only stand him for about two songs.
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06-28-2008, 05:23 PM
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I suppose if you wanna hear the "worst" voices, you'd have to download something by the power electronic group "Whitehouse", but be warned about the content.
A man screaming through a megaphone into an amp with delay and reverb on it never gets old.
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06-28-2008, 05:28 PM
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You don't download Whitehouse, you listen to Whitehouse on vinyl, bish!
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06-28-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by I Am Great.
Anything in falsetto instantly just pisses me off.
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Tiny Tim?!? Rush?!? Culture, man, culture!
Anyways, I can NOT stand anything from those emo fake-punk girly-man bands. Not only their music, but the whiny-ness of their voices. "Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in *BANG!*"
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06-28-2008, 06:04 PM
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The emo shit is too easy.
I dig Tiny Tim playing, but his voice really annoys me, same with Rush. Some mother fuckers should shut the fuck up. Like Trent Reznor.
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06-28-2008, 06:10 PM
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Trent does whine a lot. Other than that, hmm... Fred Durst sucks a lot (yeAH!) and I can't understand a word Eddie Vedder is saying. On a related note, I have never been able to stomach Kurt Cobain, either.
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06-28-2008, 06:13 PM
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AC/DC's. I hate them. The voice sucks and the guitar is below a beginner's level.
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06-28-2008, 06:16 PM
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The intro to "Thunderstruck" is awesome, but other than that, I am in complete agreement, Jilly.
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06-28-2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by HellforgedX
Tiny Tim?!? Rush?!? Culture, man, culture!
Anyways, I can NOT stand anything from those emo fake-punk girly-man bands. Not only their music, but the whiny-ness of their voices. "Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in *BANG!*"
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Rush has a high pitched singer (Geddy Lee I believe) that I do like, but most of my friends do not. (plays Big Money...)
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06-29-2008, 12:51 AM
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The dude who sings in AFI.
The dude who sings in The Used. I seriously want him dead.
The dude from Disturbed.
The dude who looks like a child molester in Lacuna Coil.
Dolly Parton.
That prick from the Eagles.
The girl from Bastard Faries. I HATE HER/THEM.
I'll think of more later.
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06-29-2008, 12:58 AM
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Oooh-WAH-AH-AH-AH? You don't like the oooh-WAH-AH-AH-AH?
Kudos on the Lacuna Coil dude singer. He's annoying as hell.
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06-29-2008, 01:01 AM
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^ Neither the Oooh-WAH-AH-AH-AH nor the OUH OUH.
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06-29-2008, 02:08 AM
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AC/DC and Aerosmith, seriously? Huh, well I love hair metal, so that will explain it. I love Steven Tyler's voice though >_>
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Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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06-29-2008, 07:08 AM
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The dude who looks like a child molester in Lacuna Coil.
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That made me laugh. But yeah, he just sort of shouts in an out of tune way. He's a bit pointless isn't he?
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06-29-2008, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by HellforgedX
Trent does whine a lot. Other than that, hmm... Fred Durst sucks a lot (yeAH!) and I can't understand a word Eddie Vedder is saying. On a related note, I have never been able to stomach Kurt Cobain, either.
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I am saddened and dismayed by the lack of Kurt love. Ah, well, to each their own. :<
As for myself, I have trouble with Amy Lee. She sounded great on Bring Me to Life, but the rest of her music? Absolutely passionless, pointless shit. It was like she did that one track then decided, "Screw this, I don't care anymore," and just read from a cue card for the rest. Pity. The guitarist is quite talented, I really wanted to like the band. But Amy Lee just drives me far, far away.
I also don't care for...well, most country artists. I often hear it playing in stores or blaring out of someone's speakers around here, and I just can't understand the appeal of obviously fake Southern accents and the often extremely nasal female performers. I'm sure there are some tolerable vocalists somewhere in the genre, but I've yet to hear any. It's just as well, I suppose, since I'm not to thrilled with the music in general; it's boring.
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06-29-2008, 09:55 AM
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Axel Pose
Justin Hawkins
Goes and activates the Gothzilla signal so we can be saved from these vocal abominations, we need to feed these people to Gothzilla !!!. 
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06-29-2008, 11:50 AM
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Pete Wentz :shudder:
And Amy Winehouse.
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06-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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amy winehouse has emphysema.
macy gray pisses me off. if i wanted someone with lung disease to sing to me, id go to a nursing home.
avril lavigne needs to die. her voice makes my teeth hurt.
shakira sounds like cher. they need to be shot with the same bullet.
sean paul? he annoys the shit out of me.
there's more, but im a little occupied at the moment.
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06-30-2008, 03:20 AM
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Axl Rose too? :-( Geez, I like worship his vocals back in Appetite for Destruction days.
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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